List o' items:

So I figure, being powerless, I could make up for it by having some badass items. So, gonna run down the list.

THE CRIMSON CAR

Abilities: The Crimson Car is solar powered, reaches insanely high speeds, the tires are able to extend if traveling over broken terrain, it's bullet proof(even the glass), and the interior is VERY comfortable. Furthermore, it's a convertable.
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BONE-WHIP

Abilities: A standard whip, when not used it looks like a sort of skeletal rod, the tip of it being his grinning face. It's actually made from a material that is harder then steel, not counting the cable underneath that keeps it together. When being used, it sounds like bones dancing against each other, and is something of a trademark. It's also something he uses against something he wouldn't like to touch, or something that needs more then just his fists. When a button is pressed on the hilt, it will also break apart and spray gas, mainly at the opponent, but if a novice hit that button they could totally get a full-spray of it themself. It's just knockout gas, though with planning, Ghost COULD put whatever he wanted in each segment, so...yeah.
Description: If you've played Soul Calibur, Ivy's whip-sword, but less whip-like, and more like a skeletal rod...A bit like a Jester's stick.

EXPLODING CIGARS

Abilities: The fuck you think they do? They don't have enough wollop to kill, but they CAN take off a hand, and even take off the jaw, but they don't end a life.
Description: Regular cigars, on the 'band' is Crimson Ghost's usual logo, used for everything from movies he's directed, to cigars, to bananas, even condoms. However the difference, is with his exploding brand, he's flipping the victim off. They usually never even notice the small, subtle difference until it's too late.

THE HAUNT

Abilities: This is Crimson Ghost's lair, really a nifty little pad, hardwood floors, smoky atmosphere, a mini-bar, supercomputer, a medical bay, really, think of all the stuff a certain pointy-eared hero's cave has. Just remove the batshit, and make it a room you actually want to be in, and not a fucking cave.
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Say no to fucking caves! Orgies have to be held in comfortable places!

By the way, who is that strange man stabbing a dummy in Ghost's hidden lair? The butler? The housekeeper (that would be an awesome housekeeper if he were)?

((Yeah, I have seen V for Vendetta.))

Mm-hmm! Oh, btw, my lair doesn't ACTUALLY have any long-haired melodramatic yuppies in it, except for Crimson Ghost.

CrimsonGhost wrote:Mm-hmm! Oh, btw, my lair doesn't ACTUALLY have any long-haired melodramatic yuppies in it, except for Crimson Ghost.

How... DARE YOU!?! Long haired melodramatic YUPPY?! I beg you, take back your slander before I have your tongue cut from your filthy mouth!

Nah, I'm just kiddin. But I seriously loved that freaking movie.

It's a very entertaining flick.

Yeah yeah nigga!

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