Captain Crusader

by **Odien** March 22nd 2015, 12:31 am

Captain Crusader
"Baby I can be faster than a speeding bullet any time you want Wink

"

Basic Biography

Real Name: Chad Macho
Renegade/Hero/Villain Name: Captain Crusader
Title: The American Dream
Alignment: Hero in the streets, freak in the sheets
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Race: That's racist.
Hair: Smooth as Tumblr
Eyes: Dreamy
Height: Taller than you.
Weight: Worth it in gold.
Blood type: Never seen it.

The Looks

Spoiler:

The Legacy

Personality:

He's so tall, and handsome as hell
He's so ~~good~~ bad but he does it so well.

History:

Chad Macho was born in a little suburban town, to a stay at home mom and a sheriff dad. When the doctor slapped his derriere on birth (as doctors are prone to do in cliched stories), Chad grabbed the doctor by the thumb and threw him across the room.

These displays of powers continued as Chad aged. He would lift the couch for his mother to vacuum, would use his breath to clean out the gutters, and would fly kids at school around in exchange for their lunch money. He was banned from the football team after accidentally hospitalizing the entire opposing team by running through each of them in his pursuit of the ball.

When he turned eighteen and graduated, most of his peers were either off to college or to work somewhere in town. Chad had other plans. He donned the costume his mother had sewn for him, and took the title of Captain Crusader!

The Powers and Weaknesses

(All characters can be as powerful as they want, as long as they are balanced with proper weaknesses.)
Powers

Power 1: Super Strength: Captain Crusader has immense strength, allowing him to lift burning buildings and punch bad guys hard.

Power 2: Super Speed: Captain Crusader can travel at unfathomable speeds, by the air and land and sea (Mach 3).

Power 3: Super Durability: Captain Crusader is just as good at taking hits as he is dealing him. Most weaponry will find him impossible to damage.

Power 4: Super Breath: Captain Crusader can blow out a subzero blast of wind from his mouth.

Power 5: Super Flight: Captain Crusader can fly.

Power 6: Super Senses: Captain Crusader has superb senses, going beyond human (and some animal) levels.

Power 7: Super Beams: Captain Crusader can emit high level metal-slicing laser beams from his eyes.

Weakness(es)

Weakness 1: Hubris: Captain Crusader is afflicted with an extreme sense of pride and arrogance, which can often be his downfall.

Weakness 2: Need to Please: Captain Crusader has an intense urge to satisfy the desires of any woman he lusts after.

Weakness 3: Allergy to Peanuts: Captain Crusader has a deadly peanut allergy.

Weakness 4: Sushi Smash: Captain Crusader's body cannot tolerate raw fish, and, should he eat it, will go on a berserker-like rampage

Weakness 5: Breast Implants Hypnosis: Captain Crusader can have his mind fogged, and is very subject to persuasion, by a woman with breast implants, at least for a short period of time.

Weakness 6: Twenty Two Phrases: Captain Crusader can have his powers stripped from him for twenty two minutes if one utters a specific set of words (which happen to be Taylor Swift lyrics, that change each time the words are used).

Weakness 7: Achilles Armpits: Captain Crusader is extremely ticklish on his underarms, soles, palms, neck, navel, and behind the knees. If one tickled vigorously enough, they could potentially immobilize him.

Weakness 8: You're Rubber, I'm Glue: Captain Crusader's skin begins to burn when coming in contact with rubber, as if it were superheated.

Weakness 9: I'm Rubber, You're Glue: Captain Crusader is susceptible to being contained by an adhesive substance, as his superstrength will not break free of it, and his lasers will not melt it.

Weakness 10: Sensory Overload: Captain Crusader can be dazed (or crippled, depending on the severity) by bright lights or high pitched sounds.

Weakness 11: Coulrophobia: Captain Crusader, despite being portrayed to the public as America's Most Courageous Hero

, has an intense phobia of clowns. Seeing one in person is enough to induce shaking, nausea, hyperventilation, and/or heart palpitations.

RP Mechanics
1. Captain Crusader cannot actually die. It is said the Gods have blessed him with too much charm for it to be wasted. He can have his powers stripped, he can be severely weakened, and, if presented with enough of a challenge, can potentially be put into a never ending coma, with naught but the faintest of vital signs. However, he shall remain (technically) alive. (Explanation for the rule of a similar name)

Physical Priority
1. Strength
2. Endurance
3. Agility
4. Reaction

by **Forceaus** April 19th 2015, 4:35 pm

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