Stop Trying To Make Time Travel Happen, It's Dumb

(But we must! )

Diana Mendoza had finally found an Antique Store in L.A. that sold legitimate swords, in the middle of a sprawling, garden-type commercial mall complex. The swordsman greatly enjoyed her mocha lattes with her weapons shopping, and so placed her drink on the store's counter when she and the owner, an aging Japanese man, goes out into the garden and set up a Bamboo pole wrapped in a straw mat. A few people were

"KIAI!" Diana, dressed in her pricey street clothes, slices the thing in a single swing, sending it sprawling. The crowd assembled give Diana a light applause, and she returns the applause with bows. "It's perfect, Katsumoto-san."

"Hai. Very hard to make request. Money not most important thing to Katsumoto's friend. Katsumoto's friend not have deal with rent." The Japanese man explained his difficulty in obtaining the weapon.

"It's worth every penny." Diana sheathes the sword and hand it back to the store owner to be paid for properly. Katsumoto didn't receive the weapon, however.

"D-d-d-d-d- Diana san... D-d-d-d-d..." The old japanese store owner began to stutter and point behind Diana.

"Katsumoto-san?" Diana asked what was wrong.

"Dinosaur!" Katsumoto blurted out, then headed back into his store.

A roar, and the crowd at the mall began screaming in panic. From the Jurassic World IV Gift Shop, a trio of raptors stalked the grounds, snapping at the civilians.

"Now there's something you don't see every day." Diana thought.

"Help! Help! my baby!" A cry of help came from a woman whose baby carriage was somehow twenty feet away from her, and only ten feet from the Velociraptors. The baby's cry got the predators' attention, and slowly they stalked towards the little appetizer.

Issac Penny patrolled the streets as he usually did after his lunch break but noticed a sudden surge of people from the street in front of him. He jogged over to the corner only to spot three raptors emerging from a gift store. Reaching into his satchel he grabs his helmet and cape, turning into "Dark Cloud".

Rushing to the aid of the helpless woman he focuses his mind on her and with a sudden feeling of force her bad luck is sucked from her. "It's alright, I'm here to help" these words came triumphantly from the hero until he noticed the raptors turning their gaze onto him. "Well.. if you'll excuse me" said the now running hero as three raptors chased him down.

Spotting a small antique store Issac ran towards the entrance, making sure to follow a zig-zag pattern until he was able to rush inside and slam the door shut. Only inside was he greeted by a bewildered shop keeper and a dressed up girl. "Hello there" said Issac smiling as raptors smashed through the display windows.

... By some incredible luck (!) the Raptors approaching the carriage bump into it by mistake, pushing it towards the bereaved mother. Her adrenaline pumping, The mother claims her baby and makes a run for it. The Raptors give chase.

"Hi." Diana said, acknowledging Isaac a moment before kicking the door open and charging the Raptors chasing the woman. The beasts proved better targets for Diana to test the blade on, lobbing off dino limbs and getting dino blood on her red jacket. Yeah, she wore red today. She finishes the last Raptor with an upward stab, the sword sliding through the lower jaw and right into the thing's brain. Diana stands among her victims, breathing heavily.

All that was needed now was someone to quip an extinction joke.

Issac emerges from the shop, looking in disbelief at the woman who was so easily able to slice 3 raptors into bits. "I guess it was the sword that killed the dinosaurs" said Issac with a slight chuckle at his own humor. Walking close to the gruesome scene and holding an open hand to his savor he happily says "Nice to meet you I'm Dark Cloud and don't let the name fool you, I chose it because of.. my unique abilities".