Misaki Tries to Kill Artemis! Suggestions Needed!

by **Nine Tails** February 26th 2015, 2:37 am

Misaki wants to kill Artemis, but will ultimately fail time and time again.

Give your favorite ways for Misaki to try and kill Artemis!

by **Humanity** February 26th 2015, 2:38 am

Drop a whale on her.... and frame Sea-girl

by **Forceaus** February 26th 2015, 2:38 am

Watch a bunch of Roadrunner and Coyote cartoons and take notes.

by **Humanity** February 26th 2015, 2:57 am

Misaki sets up a fool-proof plan. First she pulls Artemis out to her palace or whatever to celebrate and welcome her as a "nature spirit".

The plan goes as follows.

There is a feat in Artemis' honor, followed by fireworks and an evening of celebration. Then they would retire to a conclusion event in the evening. The plan is as follows.

Misaki has the food "enchanted" to never fill the one who eats it, thusly it would cause Artemis to over-eat herself to death, the irony being it is a feast in her own honor. Misaki quickly makes a last minute decision that Artemis will likely assume the meat is poisoned and so has the banana's enchanted.

When that fails, the next event leads to fireworks and cannon fire in Artemis' honor. Cannonballs fire at her "acidentally" and fireworks fire out at her. Artemis sees something shiny and bends over to pick it up and Misaki gets a face full of firework.

That fails and it's irritating, but Misaki planned for that as well. Her foe is obviously some kind of mastermind to have survived this long. She now takes Artemis to a nice natural little spot to lure Artemis into some false security. Misaki then offers to show Artemis how to play a Japanese card game, but with a standard bicycle set. The card set can be old, and in old card decks the red ink was highly flammable and even had explosive properties. Misaki essentially will try to blow up her enemy, but finds out once again that Artemis' intelligence (or lack thereof) had distracted Artemis and drawn her away.

Misaki, out of ideas, drugs carrot juice with elephant grass and gives it to Artemis, which knocks her out. Miskai then hog-ties Artemis and lays her on a train tracks as she force feeds her bananas before running her over with that banana car she stole form the monkey from Busytown

by **Artemis** February 26th 2015, 1:02 pm

Imagine if you will, a thread. A thread where a fox constantly tries to kill a shapeshifter. The fox tries and tries, but fails every time. Only to learn the shapeshifter is in fact herself.