Cravings from the eighth dimension (Open to any and all, don't post and I'll skip you)

"I'm still waiting for the acid dropping Cthulu to do anything about it." Travis said with a shrug. "Besides, I made a mecha for just this occasion." He did actually, it was super cool, but Jason had taken it for a spin, something about kaiju in Tokyo, they were kinda screwed.

Joseph was peacefully reading his newspaper in the car traffic, when suddenly, he notices the ground shattering, like an earthquake. He opened the door of his car and looked at the sky. Was he dreaming? He saw a giant dinosaur like creature destroying a building with ease. The situation was chaotic, everyone was running and screaming.

I have to do something!- He said to himself

In his many years of superhero, stop thieves was all he has done, but this was another level. He was prepared. Hiding behind an empty bus, his transformation started. A pink and very bright light covered his entire body, and after a couple of seconds, the lights were gone, showing the female supero "The Queen". Joseph gender, appearance and clothes changed completely. He was really small in comparison with the giant lizard, but anyways he was about to fight the monster.

Godzilla then killed everyone, the end.

Oh man, that was such a wonderful story.