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Char Name: Kasandrae Vao

Checklist:
Asian chick? yes
under 5'6" and under 130 lbs, but regularly fights bigger dudes? yes
Fairly pretty despite a violent lifestyle? yes
Dual wields? yes
tragic backstory? yes
every guy wants her? maybe
hunts and kills force users for fun? yes
carries anti-lightsaber equipment? yes


Mary Sue Rating: 7.5 / 8

Gear: Soon to come
Verdict: Nekro Sue

Name: Aaron Grey

Species: Human
Age: 25
Height: 5'9"
Build: Lean
Hair: Dark, Semi-long, sometimes slick
Eyes: Dark blue

Blaster: Good enough
Lightsaber: What-saber?
Force: What, pushing things?  Sure

Aaron is a nobody.  He spends most of his life hitching rides from station to station on ships with no real aim and picks pockets to pay for his few necessities.

He has an untapped connection to the force
Darkhorse rating: "mumbles"/10

Gear: Defective Blaster
-Antique Lightsaber (Yellow)
Verdict: Unlucky bastard.

Char Name: Dalo Sal'vi

Checklist:
Human? No.
Twi'lek? Yes.
Rebel Scum? Definitely.
Scoundrel? Sometimes.
Ace Pilot? You bet.
X-Wing? Of course.
Former Hutt cartel pilot? Sure, why not?
Any good with a blaster? Good enough. Still not that good in a fight outside of his ship tho.
Who's scruffy looking? Not you, babe, not you.

Mary Sue Rating: I don't actually know what this means. 10/10?

Gear: Soon to come

Verdict: Jury's Out

Char Name: Darth Vincere (Real name none of your business)

Checklist:
Force user: Yeah
Sith master: Eventually
Lightsaber: pretty damn skilled
Fake Tits: Master has those (Maybe)
Superiority Complex: 10/10
Force lightning: Zappy zap


Mary Sue Rating: Well rounded/10
Gear:
Lightsaber (Jedi and sith staple)

Verdict: Stronger than you (initiates music)

Char Name: Nemo
Mon Calamari? Yes
Is it a trap? No
Does he fly a B-Wing? Is the space pope reptilian?
Has he ever pulled the ears off a gundark and taken on the entire Empire himself? No
Does he know Dalo? Yes

Char Name: Charlie Copenhagen
Co-pilot? Yes
Backseat driver? Yes
Quick with missiles? Yes
Mechanic? Yes
Anything she can't do? No

Char: R5-89
Astromech droid
Outdated motherboard
Memory only lasts for 24 hours until it reverts back to factory setting
Idiot Savant of driods

good guys lookin good and rag-tag. Let's blow this planet for a hyperspace roadtrip.

Name: Mako Starfall
Force User: Hell yes
Jedi or sith?: Im a grey jedi try and fucking stop me
Gear: Lightsaber with orange crystal and small blaster.
clothing: If you've ever seen a jedi you know what the hell i look like.
Mary Sue Rating?: My middle name is Mary Sue
Pilot?: I can fly a ship, i suck at it though
Best friend?: I killed that moral fucker
Hates: Wookies.

Name: Rach'Ark the Clawdite
Force User: No
Jedi or sith?: Smuggler
Gear: Twin Blasters.
clothing: Naked.
Mary Sue Rating?: Has special and unique shapeshifting powers. Eyes can literally change colour with mood.
Pilot?: He knows some manuevers.
Best friend?: Best Friends are for losers.
Hates: Mondays
Powers: Has Clawdite shapeshifting

Name: C-Art

Checklist------
Force User? : Only if they say no after the night of clubbing and hardcore fuck
Jedi or Sith? : Professional Headache
Lightsaber? : Obviously it's not a real lightsaber. It's a high-tech party popper. *presses the button*     CXXXXXI
Gear? : Rohypnol pills, rope, bacon, a poodle and whipped cream can. (Just the can)
Is it a trap? :
Mary Sue rating? : 100 out of 1
Clothing? : I'm made of fire
Pilot? : I fly myself around
Best Friend? : My hand. It never leaves me. Or reports me when it wakes up.
Hates? : Basic bitches.

Character Name: Left Shark

Check List

Rightful Ruler Of The Galaxy?: Of fucking course.

Badass?: His picture is right there, by the word in the dictionary.

Sith? Jedi?: Left Shark is not bound by the misguided notion of morality.

Immortal?: Yes

Living Paradox?: Yes

Gear: Everything (Hammerspace)

Han Solo?: Probably

Superman?: Yes

Harry Potter?: Yes

Multi-Dimensionial Forth Wall Breaking God?: Yes

Shark?: The Leftest Of Them All.

Verdict?: Our Savior

Name: Darth Vexus


Jedi? Sith?: Sith Lord, Sith Master, Sith God. The list goes on.

Force User: The most powerful to date in all of Sith history.

Known For: Slowing and even stopping time with The Force.

Inspiration: Every anime antagonist ever.

Political Alignment: Empire. Definitely kills people for political power, so, whatever that makes her.

Fake Tits?: The Sith Master of Fake Tits.

Death Star: It'll be bigger than the last three...

Appearance:

Spoiler:

Sabers: Twin fake tits curved hilt sabers.

Preferred Method Od Travel: Blasting off at the speed of light.

Preferred Motto: "Surrender now, or prepare to fight"