Re: OP Powers

by **Lucille** December 12th 2015, 1:07 pm

You can regurgitate infinite amounts on cocacola and control it through your mind, resulting in world domination and copyright infringement at the same time.

The power to turn hats red.

by **Chase Blackburn** December 12th 2015, 2:18 pm

The hat turns red with the blood from their brain! All of it!

The power to make phones turn off and back on (without touching the button, of course)

by **Lucille** December 12th 2015, 2:26 pm

You have shut down all of the phones in the world. Teens are panicking, and those with laptops are hording them. The planets leaders are panicking, but are unable to come together due to the world reliance on phones. And now, you will now and forever have the highest score on flappy bird.

The power to turn any soda into its diet counterpart

by **Shadowoof** June 7th 2016, 7:30 am

For Old times Sake

You can gather an Army of those trying to stay Skinny with the Diet Counter Part to send at your foes.

The ability to perfectly clip all your nails with one snap of your fingers.

by **Gemini** June 7th 2016, 10:16 am

You can over clip other people's nails, making their finger tips hurt and get infected.

The ability to turn red wine into white wine. You can't change it back.

by **Ultragal** June 7th 2016, 12:06 pm

The white wine is actually Milk of Magnesia. Whoever drinks it suffers from incurable constipation.

The power to make inanimate objects, such as a rock or pebble, sing off-key.

by **Mindy** June 7th 2016, 12:11 pm

Milk of Magnesia is a laxative, so it would give them severe diarrhea. Still works though, cause they'll die of dehydration.

The power makes inanimate objects sing off-key so loud that it shatters everything around them, including people.

The power to tell how much salt there is in someone's body.

by **Chellizard** June 7th 2016, 2:34 pm

By knowing the salt levels, it helps with your salt-kinesis so you can raise the levels or lower them to alter their body viscosity - thus killing them via heart attack, or organ failure.

The ability to only make 1 cubic inch ice cubes.

by **Gemini** June 7th 2016, 4:49 pm

You can make hundreds of thousands of them.

The ability to know when someone dies but only the century.

by **Red** June 8th 2016, 5:17 pm

You can also change which century people die in, as long as you know which century they were supposed to die in.

The ability to color farts.

by **Chellizard** June 8th 2016, 7:31 pm

You can make people literally fart the rainbow - each color has a different smell. Green isn't gross, either. It smells like fresh cut grass.

The ability to conjure milk in glass jars.

by **Gemini** June 8th 2016, 9:10 pm

Congrats you now have the ability to conjure heavy objects which can shatter. Just spawn them over people's heads. Or spawn a super huge one.

The ability to turn invisible but only if no-one is looking at you.

by **Red** June 8th 2016, 9:31 pm

As soon as no one looks at you, you can be invisible forever since no one can ever look at you again. Have fun killing unsuspecting victims.

The ability to be like Dane Cook.

by **Chellizard** June 9th 2016, 1:45 am

You're a huge douche, no one likes you, making you the biggest Villain with 0 powers. You're a legend.

The ability to make clothes instantly fit you perfectly.

by **Gemini** June 9th 2016, 8:06 am

You can also make them too tight on other people, cutting of their air ways and crushing their ribs. You also look killer in everything so people think you're cool.

The ability to look good in Crocs.

by **Stoic** June 9th 2016, 2:13 pm

Being the first person to look impossibly good in Crocs, you start to rapidly gain a following of fanatics proclaiming you a god. You can then proceed to take over the planet and shape it to your will.

The ability to make any tie look like a wacky tacky tie day tie.

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