Re: OP Powers

by Venus February 9th 2015, 10:19 pm

Shoot it into your enemies mouths, obesing them to death.

The ability to control Ryan Gosling.

by **Jordan Reynolds** February 10th 2015, 5:35 am

You control Ryan Gosling

The ability to be a massive slut

by **Dustin Waugh** February 11th 2015, 4:03 am

You give off a high pheromones that attracts all to bed and anyone you sleep with you gain their power. Your choice of killing and draining them or draining and sparring is yours to choose.

the power to make a letter appear near you that has no traits and can not physically touch or psychologically touch someone.

by **Alpha** February 16th 2015, 5:16 pm

Nothing, congrats you suck

The power to control kelp

by **Fiona LeFey** May 2nd 2015, 11:33 am

Captain Kelp eyed his domain... all the cities of the east coast who refused his rule strangled and covered in the rapid-growing weed. Supers who opposed him struggling to break free of one bit of seaweed only to be ensnared in another... and another. The broken coastline where Florida used to be before he had made an example of it, before the kelp had pulled it back below the ocean...

The ability to translate any language into an ancient dialect from a long-extinct alien race, a language that you yourself can not read or understand.

by **Chellizard** May 2nd 2015, 12:20 pm

You find that it comes in handy when the aliens invade, even though the aliens speak English just fine.

The ability to only destroy cell phones.

by Venus May 2nd 2015, 2:41 pm

Teenagers can't phone for help when you attempt to murder them.

The ability to rock ugg boots.

by **Odien** May 2nd 2015, 7:22 pm

Millions of stereotypical teenage females flock to you, giving you an army that none shall be able to conquer.

The ability to determine which foods truly are good for you, so you don't have to listen to the ever changing advice from shows such as "The Doctors".

by **Fiona LeFey** May 2nd 2015, 7:27 pm

You don't have to watch "The Doctors" and can watch a "Doctor Who" marathon instead.

You can cook 5-minute eggs in only 4 minutes.

by **Mindy** May 8th 2015, 2:07 pm

The now one-minute-less eggs carry an irresistible aroma and enslaves those who consume them with a biochemical dependency on your specific brand of eggs.

The power to fall asleep on command.

by **Fiona LeFey** May 8th 2015, 10:07 pm

...and enter the dream realm from which you can haunt whoever may have been causing you trouble in objective reality.

You break out in a painful rash whenever you hear the word "in".

by **Chellizard** May 8th 2015, 10:32 pm

You are always suffering a rash, so you use your rash to transfer it to other people and they suffer as well.

the ability to conjure mustard packets.