Re: OP Powers

by **TheDastardlyDire** September 17th 2016, 8:36 pm

When you turn 4'11 you are simply charging up for a "growth spurt" that launches you to 30 feet tall.

The power to become a blob of grape jelly

by **Kushiban** September 17th 2016, 10:29 pm

This is a massive blob roughly the size of a building. You are extremely acidic grape jelly, that pretty much dissolves anything it touches at a molecular level.

The ability to have no abilities.

by **Dustin Waugh** October 23rd 2016, 3:56 pm

this is your weakness and only weakness. You can have no abilities thanks to this being your weakness there for you are immune to all other abilities.

summon party hats

by **Shatter** November 7th 2016, 11:22 pm

The party hats are so large they crush people

Control Wheat

by **Lingo** November 8th 2016, 1:25 pm

the wheat (and wheat by products) can be turned into venomous snakes at will.

the ability to attract hungry ravens who want to eat your eyes.

by **Chellizard** November 8th 2016, 2:36 pm

The ravens eat your eyes and absorb them, thus becoming your eyes and now you can see anything and everything at all times through all the ravens in the world because they have a hive mind. Oh and they can shoot lasers out of their beaks.

The ability to summon hot pockets at will.

by **Thorgron** November 8th 2016, 3:01 pm

You bury your enemies in mountains of the artificially flavored pouches of meat and cheese. You also can overstep the production costs required to make hot pockets and thus earn a ridiculous profit selling them.

You have the superhuman ability to know exactly how many drops of rain have fallen in Seattle, Washington in any given year. There are no other aspects to the power e.g., you cannot control how much it rains, you cannot change the makeup of the rain, you do not have this knowledge for anywhere outside the city limits of Seattle, etc.

by **Outbreak** November 8th 2016, 7:57 pm

However you can control where the drops fall, and thus drown your enemies in small to large amounts of rain.

The power to open any jar

by **VoidOfEclipse** November 10th 2016, 2:18 pm

The jars you open will always unleash its contents in a fiery form, able to incinerate even steel. (E.g. Flaming pickles of death)

The ability to stare at the sun for five minutes without hurting your eyes.

by **Ultragal** November 10th 2016, 2:29 pm

Staring at the sun may not hurt your eyes, but the visual portion of your brain will keep repeating the sun's image for the rest of your life.

The power to actually make cooked liver look and taste truly scrumptious!!!

by **Knightfall** January 19th 2017, 11:25 am

Each Adam Sandler movie you watch gets you increasingly good at golf and you become a world renowned professional golfer celebrating each and every anniversary of "Happy Gilmore".

The power to have bad ideas.

by **Ultragal** January 19th 2017, 11:34 am

Your bad ideas become a song every "millennial" gets a subliminal message from. (Like the old time belief that when "Stairway to Heaven" was played backwards, it was believed to be a message from The Devil. This, of course, was proven to be totally false).

The power to change a color to it's opposite color (e.g. red to blue and vice versa) with invisible ink.

by **Knightfall** January 20th 2017, 12:45 pm

When put under a specific light the painting is presented in different colors driving it's price to double the original selling price.

The power to shit nutella at will, with the cost of it being smelly.

by **Zonkes** January 20th 2017, 1:26 pm

You are able to flood entire cities with smelly, sticky, nutella

You are able to reenact any play you want, so long as it has a rating of 2.5 or lower

by **Knightfall** January 22nd 2017, 12:22 pm

You've got complete and total control of your pitch and execute the plays perfectly, making tons of money in the process.

Excessive toe fungus.

by **Phreeze** February 20th 2017, 8:42 pm

The fungus is sentient (think Toad from Super Mario) and furiously defends its master.

The power to not blink a all.

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