Re: OP Powers

by **Jeannie Rose** April 5th 2017, 1:14 am

your sweet is acid sweat you can use as a weapon
chicken whisper

by Guest April 6th 2017, 2:22 pm

You’re the Chicken Whisperer, the last member in a long line of animal whisperers. By whispering to chickens, you can convince the to lay an egg. This egg contains a special item guaranteed to be useful in your current situation. Every chicken can only lay a single such egg a day. For that reason, you always carry a couple of chickens with you whenever you go out on crime-fighting. Now if only you could get those chickens to stop cackling whenever you try to be quiet.

Which came first, the hero or the villain?

by **Odien** March 15th 2018, 1:50 am

OK starting this up again, coming up with a new one as the above example didn’t provide a power to go off of.

You can tell exactly how much protein someone consumes in a day, by touching their hair.

by **Zonkes** March 15th 2018, 1:58 am

You can then eat their hair for more protein and gain immeasurable strength.

You have the ability to look through windows really, really well. Superhumanly.

by **Jeannie Rose** March 15th 2018, 3:44 am

you're invisible while looking through windows by absorbing the translucently of glass.

super shiny bold head

by **Odien** March 15th 2018, 4:09 am

The sheen of your scalp is so intense that it blinds enemies permanently.

You are the world champion at collecting soda can pop-tabs.

by **Pinnacle** March 15th 2018, 11:42 am

The tabs are made of bronzium.

The power to do absolutely nothing.

by **Zonkes** March 15th 2018, 12:34 pm

You do nothing so well, you end up speeding up the inevitable heat death of the universe to this very instant.

You have the ability to go blind.

by **Pinnacle** March 15th 2018, 2:15 pm

You go blind by losing your eyes and being reborn as Truth. In so doing, you are still able to see things and it's insanely OP.

You have the power to play hide and seek really well.

by **Zonkes** March 15th 2018, 2:26 pm

You play hide and seek so well, you become a spider. You can no longer be detected by anything. Good game.

You have the ability to rename yourself. Only once though.

by **Pinnacle** March 15th 2018, 3:57 pm

(I don't even care that I replied recently to this.) You rename yourself with an eldritch name that is so powerful in its ancient mystical significance, that you transcend mortality and become a godly being of infinite power.

You have the power to always be on time for appointments.

by **Katrina A. Russel** March 15th 2018, 5:04 pm

You do this by manipulating the very fabric of the universe itself.

You have the power to always cook toast perfectly.

by **superguy1** March 15th 2018, 6:56 pm

You can also turn anything in into perfectly cooked toast.

You have the power to levitate an inch off of the ground completely still.

by **Jeannie Rose** March 15th 2018, 9:26 pm

you can use a kite and glide but need wind to help senes you got to stay still.

you have a bacon ray that turns stuff into bacon Rolling Eyes

by **Katrina A. Russel** March 15th 2018, 10:33 pm

That's already too much power for one man to handle.

You have the ability to grow your hair really long.

by **Jeannie Rose** March 15th 2018, 10:44 pm

you can use the hair like a grappling hook to climb with, and a rope to tie things up.

super breakdancing powers cheers

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