OP Powers

You can increase the magnetic field to such a great degree it can become a singularity pulling in and crushing matter



You can prevent yourself from sweating regardless of temperature

To be precise, it works on more of a delay system - holding all the sweat back to release at once. We've these powers, you are quite capable of abruptly drowning your enemies. Plus, with the occasional sudden jetstream, super jumping! It's like your own built-in waterjet-pack.
...It's kinda gross to be honest.

The ability to open any cardboard box without tearing it.

You can open them with your mind. Once the box is opened, it becomes a portal to anywhere in the world and your cardboard pocket-dimension; you can trap your enemies by using a large enough box to transport them. This dimension disables everything but your cardboard powers, and cannot be accessed by anyone but yourself by your own free will. The portal has a suction that attracts everything but yourself. The portal is closed by closing the box perfectly, which only you can do with your mind, and can be used to exclude some people from entering.

The power to blink at superhuman speeds.

You can blink so fast you are able to generate whirlwinds, bringing a much-needed refreshment on a warm day. Just stay away from people owning a stamp collection.

The irresistible need to copy a monkey’s behaviour whenever you meet one.

You happen to copy the behavior so well it changes your genetic structure, you transform into a massive ape towering over skyscrapers... whether you can change back is a different question


You have the ability to read mail through the envelope

you never have to pay bills again! with the magic finders, keepers rule that comes with your power once you see what it is you can decide if you want it or not then change it to be sent to someone else if you don't want it.


a magical chief hat you can pull any food you want out of

Every food has different properties. The food you pull has the set property so you can eat them and gain buffs to help in everyday life. Like Becoming more lucky or physically strong so on.

When you are being weak a random guy jumps up and say "HIT IT WITH YOUR PURSE"

the purse has the spirit of Saitama in it. so you can defeat you enemies with one swing of the mighty one punch purse

super cupcake making powers

The cupcakes have the capabilities to heal any wound, diseas, or curse.

The ability to make Jeannie Rose's left ear fall off.

[color=#FFC0CB]ouchies that's mean, lukyJeannie needs her ear![/collucky for Jeannie her ear will grow back, unlucky for you she smacks you in the head with on of them giant Harley Quinn hammers.

but she guesses if one of her earrings were in that ear. she'd have to do the Jeannie thing and grant your wish to get it back

replace dire's swords with random comical stuff like rubber chickens, whoopee cushions, toy swords. whenever he tries to get his swords he gets a funny but useless weapon instead. which makes Jeannie laugh

Dire can now pursue stand-up comedy.

The ability to grow hair at an accelerated rate.

you can shoot your hair like porcupine needles
you can summon all the kitties and puppies in the area your at
most adorable power ever

All the puppies and kittens summoned are completely under your control, and they are capable of shooting lasers from their eyes that can cut through any armor.

The ability to speak unintelligibly.

you crazy rambling turns enemies that hear it's brains to mush that leaks out of the ears.

emoji based powers

The emoji movie turns out to be good.

Highly active sweat glands.

your sweet is acid sweat you can use as a weapon
chicken whisper