Crashlanding of the Macrabe kind [closed]

Darren, although obviously not the smartest out of the group now surrounding the alien space craft did know his own set of things. Such as the fact that if the cute alien girl was able to talk to robot man's suit than she was more advanced than humans, which of course made sense with her AI doggie. This also meant that should the ai dog and robot man's own AI communicate it could possibly allow the alien girl and her artificial intelligence to communicate through each other and thus have Tiana learn English. Well that was the gis---ooooh butterfly! Darren grinned loosing completely everything he had just been thinking about and the track he was going on, which was to bad because he was sure it could have been helpful someway. But now all that mattered was the butterfly landing on the cute alien girl's shoulder.

At least that was all that mattered until a voice broke through his subconscious and 'awoke' the boy. A voice he knew like his own. "John!" He called laughing and swung his arm around his best friends back, slapping him on the back as he did. "You didn't tell me you were in Kansas, well technically speaking neither did I, but I mean I'm usually everywhere so that doesn't matter. How you doing buddy old pal!" He grinned then laughed "Excuse my manners, John this is Robot-Man, and well... I don't exactly know the AI corgi's name or her cute friend's." He said shrugging then looking back towards the two aliens in front of him he of course had to ask. "What are your names by the way? You two do have names though right? Also is there a way to fix  this whole language barrier thing, it's kind of annoying." Darren grinned his innocent boyish grin, spreading it on nice and wide for all to see.

      I do not foresee an issue, I would love the chance to show you the weaponry at my disposal. Feel free to examine everything except the helmet, as that will alarm my maker and likely end with fearful results. He is not a violent man, but he is easily startled. I would recommend telling him what you are doing before you actually initiate an investigation or inspection of my hardware. The suit told her happily. Zell’s suit began to move on it’s own accord, standing in a different position, easily accessed and able to be investigated. He was armed with Protonic blasters, a rift generator that allowed access to sub-dimensions, and an orb that was capable of creating a perfect illusion of the suit itself. The suit was equipped with protonic boosters, the overdrive capacitor, and missiles beyond human creation, he was also armed with a basic shielding module, that allowed him to remove the electronic energy of an object and create an electron barrier around the one holding the shielding unit. He also showed off the A.V.A.T.A.R a little. This is his closest possession. A piece of alien technology that was pulled through a rift at as temporal anomaly. It was surgically infused with his brain and body, making him an organic synthetic hybrid. Or that is the theory. This device is where his Artificial Intelligence, Niall, is stored.
 
 
 
     ”My coding is not of human origin, so I’m not exactly concerned.” Zell said with a little chuckle. Suddenly the other young man went off about this John guy showing up. Zell would have facepalmed, but at this point hew was finding it hard to move, it was as if his suit had a mind of its own. ”I’m very sorry I didn’t notice you, caught up in the moment. I would turn to address you, but it seems that my suit has a bit of a mind of its own.”


 
     ”Must be a suit malfunction, gimmie a tick and tok and I’ll have GG here.” Niall informed Zell. It wasn’t literally five seconds before the Exosuit known as Golden God appeared and began forcefully moving the Ancestor Dragon suit and reprogramming it through cybernetic connections and a bunch of technology crap no one really cares about.  Now Zell could face this John character. ”Ancestor Dragon, a pleasure.” Zell informed both John and Darren of his name.

"Yeah, I'm here." John told Darren in response to the latter's excited reaction to seeing the former here. That slap on the back his friend gave him actually kind of hurt. He grimaced a bit before speaking again. "We don't really have any way of communicating so these random encounters is our only way of talking to each other. Oh, and I'm here on vacation. Though it hasn't really been much of one. Don't know if you heard about what happened in Kansas City. It was so crazy I tell ya."

The last line he heard was both surprising and not surprising at the same time. There was a language barrier present? That's not surprising at all. Though how had they been communicating so far? Were they just pantomiming or something? It was just an effort into futility. He could hear a voice coming from the armored suit and it was speaking as if it were being understood. Wait, was he talking to the dog? Really? That's no ordinary dog is it? It was talking back after all. Well then. Definitely aliens. The guy in the suit turned to them and introduced himself as 'Ancestor Dragon'. Say what now? That must have been a codename or nickname or something. Why else would they introduce themselves with something as utterly ridiculous as that? John struggled to suppress a snicker at hearing it. Oh wow.

Could this get any better? He had been here like a minute and was already kind of glad he decided to pursue the falling ship when he saw it coming down earlier. Though he was worried it might like explode at any moment. That would probably hurt. Thinking that he stepped back a bit. He was curious about all of this. His eyes shifted from one individual to the next, not sure who to even look at. He was looking at the red headed girl when she stepped forward and out of nowhere gave Darren a kiss right on his lips. Where did that come from? Did she just really like how he called her cute a minute ago. Then she just casually asked if she was doing right while speaking in an Australian accent. What just happened?

"Kansas City? The uh Capitol of Kansas? It is the Capitol isn't it? Why were you there? Oh never mind tell me later. As for the whole meeting thing you should totally buy me a phone, then we'd always be able to meet up, I'd get my own...but they're so expensive!" He grinned and let out a whistle stopping himself from talking anymore when the armored man had another armor teleport out of nowhere and randomly fix the armor he had just been wearing. Though honestly Darren thought it would have been much easier to switch out the shiny gold one and wear it instead...Gold is way better than green.

"Nice to meetcha Dragon! Names Da-I've already told you my name haven't I? Oh well... I'm Darren Cross!" He was a little more hyperactive today, if only because when he wasn't constantly running around all that access energy usually used to keep him somewhat normal was stored up and practically seething through him. With no where else to go, it went out through the one place it could. His mouth. Other than that, everything was going fantastic, Darren would certainly have to chase after every falling space ship he saw from now on. Unless of course it was big black and falling into New York City, that had apparently been a very bad space ship filled with very bad people. But this one was not that, this one had talking dogs and beautiful girls! Darren wasn't sure this day could get any better, or worse, but of course life just felt like proving him wrong and something unbelievable happened.

The alien girl stepped forward and placed a kiss on Darren's lips, no it wasn't a long one or anything like that, just a quick peck but it was still a kiss. One that left Darren speechless and standing there mouth a gape with a slight blush on his face. "Uhh....whaa?" The boy blunder said for once in his life left utterly speechless. He wasn't sure what the kiss was all about or why it happens but it was the only thing running through his mind at that point in time. The fact that she could now speak English didn't even register on the poor boy's thoughts. The only thing that eventually snapped him out of his la la land was remembering the fact that John was there, and he didn't want to look like a loser in front of John. "Errr... Uh, what was that for? I mean I totally have no problem with it, but on Earth kissing someone is usually warranted for some reason. Randomly kissing people just isn't how it works..."

Well, apparently these people were previously acquainted. Awesome, now Zell was the odd man out all around. There was nothing more Zell loved more than being the odd man out. He didn't feel bad though, at least Darren was bearable, even likable. Seemed to be hyperactive, it made him remember a certain A.I long ago. Zell was about to announce that he was leaving, seeing as everyone was alright, but then something happened that he didn't expect. The girl kissed Darren. Zell cracked up laughing as he pivoted on the back of his foot and turned off to the side.

      While Niall did his usual howls out Zell just laughed. What else was there to do, the look on Darren's face alone was priceless. He composed himself, the only comparison he could think of was the beer commercial with the aliens walking out and the beer...the guys leave and then the girls all have beer too.... not really sure why that came to mind, but it did none the less. "I-it wasn't for no reason! The sheer comedic value was enough!" Zell said laughing.

      "Now if she would only friend-zone him it'll be like your first girlfriend" Niall said with a chuckle. Zell's laughter died off almost instantly. "What? I can't help it if you're a loser."