Re: The Official Chatbox Quotes Page

by Guest April 22nd 2011, 1:04 am

[22:03:01] * Song Mao Ken hath smex with Nightkill in a dark corner.
[22:03:02] * Elena Marie doesnt like NIghtill taking credit for his gayness
[22:03:21] Song Mao Ken : Take that, beotch.
[22:03:24] Song Mao Ken : Meh...
[22:03:30] Song Mao Ken : I've been corrupted to the core.
[22:03:35] Song Mao Ken : And I'm supposed to be straight!

by Guest April 22nd 2011, 11:13 pm

20:08:25] Master Mind : A large forest, you spot a clearing, and you happen to find a door. In the ground.
[20:08:28] jbronze has been disconnected the Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:08 pm (session timeout)
[20:08:28] R.E.A.P.E.R. : his grammy excepted speech was merely a dejected sigh
[20:08:33] Master Mind : A door in the ground. That's magical.
[20:08:46] R.E.A.P.E.R. : open door
[20:08:55] Master Mind : you open the door, there's a ladder, climb down the ladder and you find yourself in a cavern lit by a lantern or two.
[20:09:08] R.E.A.P.E.R. : climb down ladder
[20:09:11] Master Mind : (Dungeons and Dragons, much?)
[20:09:21] Nightkill : I masturbate over the walls
[20:09:26] Master Mind : You see various markings drawn all over the walls and ceiling
[20:09:29] R.E.A.P.E.R. : (i roll twentys mo-fo)
[20:09:29] Mr. Brightside : Pssh, nothin wrong with a lil dungeoneering
[20:09:31] deathreaper : now after dr. everyone post do not get out of posting order
[20:09:46] R.E.A.P.E.R. : read markings
[20:09:49] * Nightkill rolls a one
[20:10:03] Nightkill : I failed at trying to drink beer
[20:10:13] Master Mind : You travel through the cave into a large corridor. A blinding light shines on you as a - HOLY SH*T A MOTHER F****** DRAGON JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE.
[20:10:16] deathreaper : i didnt
[20:10:25] Master Mind : You better fight that dragon or you ain't going nowhere.
[20:10:33] Song Mao Ken : Where did Bronze go?
[20:10:35] Master Mind : So you fight that dragon, see?
[20:10:37] R.E.A.P.E.R. : since it was a critical fail you cant use your +5 alchoholic bonus
[20:10:51] Master Mind : You kick that dragon's ass and you move on like a G.
[20:10:55] R.E.A.P.E.R. : AHHH cast magic missile
[20:10:56] Nightkill : http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
[20:10:58] deathreaper : he goes next after me
[20:11:17] R.E.A.P.E.R. : at the darkness
[20:11:20] Victor Vincent has joined the chat on Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:11 pm
[20:11:22] Master Mind : You find yourself in an incredibly large room. What's that on top of a pillar of pearly white pure awesome?
[20:11:41] Master Mind : Is... is that a sword?
[20:11:46] * Nightkill sees Morgan Freeman, having rolled a twenty
[20:11:51] R.E.A.P.E.R. : it's a mirror
[20:11:54] * Nightkill sees Morgan Freeman with a sword
[20:11:57] Master Mind : Holy shizz nits you best be gettin' up on that pillar and get that sword, Wallace.
[20:11:59] R.E.A.P.E.R. : there I am, you awesome devil
[20:12:07] Master Mind : xD
[20:12:14] Master Mind : Wallace?
[20:12:18] Master Mind : Huh. I don't think he read that.
[20:12:22] Nightkill : I actually fought zombie Morgan Freeman in one of my D&D games
[20:12:31] Master Mind : Someone save this chat so we can send it to 'em later. xD
[20:12:34] deathreaper : victor can you approve my character
[20:12:34] wallacewells4eva17 : i already did the whole great room of treasures bit, it was in my quest for a ring that explained my jump to 7 ep
[20:12:37] Nightkill : He had a hypnotic voice

by **Song Mao Ken** April 23rd 2011, 12:03 am

[22:59:59] jbronze : Who wants to see a picture of Dr.Everyone's face without his mask
[23:00:13] jbronze : I made it myself, and its not too good
[23:00:19] jbronze : But it's good enough
[23:00:32] jbronze : But he always has his mask on, its melted to his face
[23:00:39] jbronze : Only Mist and Nightkill have seen his face
[23:00:52] Song Mao Ken : http://amazingdata.com/mediadata31/Image/hot_weird_funny_amazing_cool4_funny-hilarious-ugly-people33_200907302102087833.jpg
[23:00:54] Song Mao Ken : Is this it?
[23:01:11] Mr. Brightside : My mind is scarred.

by Guest April 24th 2011, 9:41 pm

[18:41:04] @ Dr Cosmos : ... My screen is full of boob

by Guest April 24th 2011, 9:45 pm

18:43:12] @ Dr Cosmos : ... I am deffinately not thinking about motorboating my own screen, no ir.

by Guest April 24th 2011, 11:54 pm

[20:53:23] @ Dr Cosmos : Yes, Nigh- Night- I am-I am talking to you... Don't swear at me sir, I OMIGAWD HE'S GOT A GUN!

by Guest April 25th 2011, 12:49 am

[23:36:27] Elena Marie : i could be a a power tripping dick on a high horse if i did more shit =/

by **Super Cutie** April 25th 2011, 1:01 am

Hey! That was my fancy editing!

EDIT: Heres the original

[23:36:27] Elena Marie : i could be a mod if i did more shit =/

by Guest April 25th 2011, 1:01 am

I know.

by Guest April 25th 2011, 1:30 am

[22:30:18] @ Dr Cosmos : RUN SONG! RUN BEFORE SHE MAKES YOU EAT YOUR OWN TESTICLES!

by Guest April 25th 2011, 1:33 am

[22:32:49] Song Mao Ken : Nightkill, I want you to ride MY pony.

by **Super Cutie** April 25th 2011, 4:31 pm

[15:30:45] Mr. BigMac : everything i do is logic

by **Dynamic** April 25th 2011, 8:19 pm

rinnegato wrote:[15:30:45] Mr. BigMac : everything i do is logic

Best quote yet.

by **Paine** April 25th 2011, 10:19 pm

Nightkill wrote:[22:30:18] @ Dr Cosmos : RUN SONG! RUN BEFORE SHE MAKES YOU EAT YOUR OWN TESTICLES!

Was I about to make him eat his own testicles? Razz

by Bliss April 25th 2011, 11:20 pm

Paine wrote:
Nightkill wrote:[22:30:18] @ Dr Cosmos : RUN SONG! RUN BEFORE SHE MAKES YOU EAT YOUR OWN TESTICLES!

Was I about to make him eat his own testicles?

I'm pretty sure it was me.

by **Song Mao Ken** April 26th 2011, 2:12 am

[00:45:28] Onimaru : Im gonna punch you in the dick Wallace
[00:45:37] Onimaru : Stop being emo
[00:45:42] Song Mao Ken : Oni, what the fuck? lol
[00:45:45] Onimaru : Smile motherfucker :]
[00:45:47] * Dakota punches Onimaru in the dick first

---------------------------------------

[00:50:33] Song Mao Ken : My ass is unmatched by your mentality and genitals.

---------------------------------------

[00:58:19] Song Mao Ken : Every time there is an awkward moment, a gay baby is born.

---------------------------------------

[01:02:07] Song Mao Ken : Gay babies are overtaking the world due to our chatbox.

---------------------------------------

[00:59:34] wallacewells4eva17 : i was born from the akward moment caused when a princess dies >_>
[00:59:45] Song Mao Ken : Whoa...
[00:59:55] Onimaru : That explains alot
[00:59:55] @ Dr Cosmos : You're a Diana Baby?
[01:00:01] @ Dr Cosmos : No, wait, you're far too young.
[01:00:05] Song Mao Ken : Wallace, you're the gay-spawn of the tragic death of a princess.

---------------------------------------

[00:53:23] Onimaru : I curse your genetalia to shrival up and blow away like a tumble weed
[00:53:43] Song Mao Ken : I have balls of steel, it cannot happen.
[00:53:58] Song Mao Ken : Remember the ancient Shaolin junk-training.
[00:54:08] Onimaru : Your balls of steel are nothing compared to my ball voodoo!
[00:54:20] Song Mao Ken : I have trained my balls to its fullest, and therefore my balls are immune to everything.
[00:54:29] Song Mao Ken : Except aids, but that's not the same.
[00:54:35] Onimaru : Damn godmodding balls!!

by Sponsored content