The Official Chatbox Quotes Page

[00:17:05 12/12/10] @ Tobais Kado : no a gay homosexual

[00:17:21 12/12/10] jbronze : A gay homosexual

[00:17:26 12/12/10] jbronze : Isnt that a double negative?

[00:17:31 12/12/10] jbronze : Doesnt that make him straight?

I wanted someone to see if theyd notice that

JB passed with flying colors

[05:18:06] Messages cleared by VivaLaCult

[05:18:10] Zane Hataro :



[05:18:10] Coffinhunter : brb...smoking

[05:18:17] Nightkill has joined the chat on Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:18 am

[05:18:25] @ VivaLaCult : Lol

[05:18:27] @ Nightkill : Lol

[05:18:34] @ Nightkill : Edited my post, Coffy

[05:18:34] Potentially : Epic

Just the timing of this was perfect, I also want to add that I was about to leave until I saw said perfect timing.

[05:24:29] Nightmare : But Immortal normally means you don't die of natural causes such as age, disease, or time.
[05:24:29] Potentially : Well I just don't die of natura causes and such. You have to take the head or the heart and I'll die...
[05:24:35] Potentially : Only way to kill me
[05:24:48] Zane Hataro : So, a zombie without the zombie?
[05:24:56] Potentially : age and time are the same.
[05:25:11] Nightmare : ...Shut up.

[17:30:31] @ VivaLaCult : Do not
[17:30:35] @ VivaLaCult : Say hi to me
[17:30:36] @ VivaLaCult : Ever
[17:30:40] @ VivaLaCult : You FUCKING
[17:30:41] @ VivaLaCult : asshole
[17:30:45] Nightmare : Really?
[17:30:55] @ VivaLaCult : Yeah
[17:30:57] @ VivaLaCult : Fuck you Nightmare
[17:30:59] Potentially : hi viva

[20:48:30] @ Ulca : Yeah, me and Pain are most likely just going to hand the site down to Slamfist and Tobais Kado.
[20:48:37] @ Tobais Kado : im getting done with this topic
[20:48:40] @ Tobais Kado : THANKS
[20:48:43] Warrior123 : The laser will only knock you out the stone blocked you frmo getting killed.
[20:48:46] * Tobais Kado shakes ulcas hand
[20:48:51] Warrior123 : From*
[20:48:54] @ Tobais Kado : alright warrior
[20:48:59] * Ulca kisses Tobais
[20:49:00] @ Tobais Kado : ill allow
[20:49:03] @ Ulca : <3
[20:49:07] @ Tobais Kado : Ill alow

YAYAYAYAYAY

me n slam new Co owner soon.

That's more of an announcement section post, dontcha think? This is more of a funny section...

((But Gratz anyway. Though I highly doubt Pain'll ever want to give up true ownership))

Id like to quote the title "Re: The Official Chatbox Quotes Page."

I know what the title says. You dont have to quote it. It's on every post. But considering the importance of what was implied in your cbox quote, I figured you'd want a better medium than that of what is usually considered humorous. Whenever someone gets banned, or has a problem with c-box convos, or etc., it hasnt gone here, historically. "The Official Chatbox Quotes Page" sounded better than "The Official (Funny) Chatbox Quotes Page."

I created this thread, Matt. I know what it was intended for. And again, I was trying to help. Note the smiley face.

05:15:01] jbronze : Oh lordy

[05:15:10] @ Tobais Kado : Razz

[05:15:32] jbronze : Dont ban me mister kadoIm just a poor black man, aint got the money to buy toliet paper to wipe meh ass

[05:15:38] jbronze : Please oh please let me go free

[05:15:55] jbronze : I swear to sweet black baby jesus ill never do it again

[05:15:55] * Tobais Kado whaks jbronze with a baton

[05:15:57] Nightmare : Hang him.

[05:16:11] Nightmare : Western justice.

[05:16:15] jbronze : If I was black, d call you racsit

[05:16:22] jbronze : Rascist

[05:16:28] * VivaLaCult lynches jbronze

[05:16:38] @ Tobais Kado : Get'chr torches n'pichforks boyz

[05:16:40] Nightmare : Lol.

[05:16:51] Nightmare : Hey this is a black guy not a ogre.

[05:16:55] jbronze : Guys guys guys

[05:16:57] Nightmare : Just some grape juice and watermelon.

[05:17:02] jbronze : Im as white as the day is not night

[05:17:04] @ VivaLaCult : GET 'IM

[05:17:04] @ Tobais Kado : we gots ourselves a lynchin

[05:17:14] jbronze : THE BLACK GUY HERE IS METIS

[05:17:15] jbronze : GET HER

[05:17:18] * Tobais Kado mobs

[05:17:23] * VivaLaCult lynces jbronze and ties his feet together

[05:17:30] jbronze : Uh oh

[05:17:35] jbronze : I feel a rape a comin

[05:17:35] @ VivaLaCult : Now fuck 'im!

[05:17:37] * Nightmare turns the water hose onto jbronze

Check those times bitches.

23:39:48] Nightkill has joined the chat on Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:39 pm
[23:40:01] Nightkill is Disconnected on Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:40 pm
[23:40:07] Metis : http://superhero-rpg.forumotion.com/hero-villian-application-f1/noisy-guy-soundblast-t1734.htm
[23:40:17] Coffinhunter : in and out like ar porn star
[23:41:39] Nightkill has joined the chat on Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:41 pm
[23:41:41] Metis : http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/1/12/295Exploud.png/180px-295Exploud.png
[23:41:42] @ Pain : I see what you mean.
[23:41:46] @ Pain : Kinda funny
[23:42:02] @ Nightkill : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA6BwmwF6ig
[23:42:10] @ Nightkill : And we all float on OK....
[23:42:17] Tobais Kado has been disconnected the Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:42 pm (session timeout)
[23:42:19] @ Nightkill : Love that song
[23:42:24] @ Pain : Dude
[23:42:26] Coffinhunter : night...post
[23:42:27] @ Pain : I hate that band
[23:42:36] @ Pain : I hate you for liking that song
[23:42:44] @ Nightkill :
[23:42:45] @ Pain : =)
[23:42:53] @ Nightkill : I love you too Pain
[23:42:58] @ Nightkill : Now, drop the soap
[23:43:08] @ Pain : Fag
[23:43:15] Coffinhunter : if you need help just PM me
[23:43:15] @ Nightkill : You know what'll happen after that
[23:43:16] @ Pain : lmao
[23:43:17] @ Nightkill :
[23:43:30] @ Nightkill : Don't worry, Coffin, I will
[23:43:41] @ Pain : Brb guys
[23:43:44] Pain is Disconnected on Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:43 pm
[23:43:46] @ Nightkill : Just have to finish a Literature assignment about Ender's Game
[23:43:59] Coffinhunter : education first
[23:44:01] @ Nightkill : Should take only ten, maybe twenty minutes
[23:44:11] @ Nightkill : Then another seven or so making a decent post
[23:44:27] @ Nightkill : So, brb
[23:44:30] Nightkill is Disconnected on Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:44 pm
[23:44:41] Coffinhunter : well I would hope it would take longer than that to outwwit me
[23:45:32] Coffinhunter : I do have you ....'dead to rights'

That was fucking horrible





I found that almost angering to the stupidity.

what a terrible everything that was. The worst part is it still had a trilogy.

Here is my story that I gave to Katy and Keres on how their characters on HEX are sisters but haven't seen each other in years. Unfortunately they didn't go with it. It had its own topic but it was sitting in solitude all sad and what not.


[11:49:11] KatyCruel : we could say that you, like....weren't home when I ran away. You could have been at a friend's house or something.

[11:49:42] KatyCruel : or just out.

[11:49:59] @ Slamfist : Or dead

[11:50:00] KatyCruel : I don't care - it's up to you if your character is an Alchemist or not.

[11:50:04] @ Slamfist : Bum-bum-bum

[11:50:07] * KatyCruel kills Waffle.

[11:50:22] Keres : Lol

[11:50:22] @ Slamfist : and you were brought back to life by the wishes of all the town children

[11:50:38] @ Slamfist : who cried tears of great sadness when you passed

[11:50:47] KatyCruel : ......................................

[11:50:54] @ Slamfist : But little did anyone know...

[11:50:54] KatyCruel : wtf?

[11:51:04] @ Slamfist : They were actually a cult

[11:51:16] * KatyCruel kills Waffle again.

[11:51:25] Keres : .....

[11:51:27] @ Slamfist : that worshipped a long extinct race of sentient raptors

[11:51:27] KatyCruel : Shut up, Waffle. You're dead

[11:51:33] Keres : I think you're cranky today, Katy...

[11:51:42] KatyCruel : I am.

[11:51:54] * KatyCruel rips Waffle's tongue out.

[11:52:03] Keres : Hmm, and I'm like, the complete opposite of what I usually am.

[11:52:05] @ Slamfist : And these raptors

[11:52:07] Keres : I'm HAPPY.

[11:52:07] KatyCruel : Only a little, though.

[11:52:12] Keres : But now I'm scared...

[11:52:15] KatyCruel : ^_^

[11:52:18] Keres : Because I'm happy...

[11:52:22] KatyCruel : why?

[11:52:26] KatyCruel : Ah.

[11:52:32] @ Slamfist : are the race that almost brought Satan to the surface

[11:52:40] @ Slamfist : to rule the wolrd witha mighty fist

[11:52:52] * KatyCruel shall be back in a minute, after she has finished the post.

[11:53:08] Keres : Send me the rest.

[11:53:43] KatyCruel : I will. ^_^

[11:53:43] @ Slamfist : But their plans were foiled by the just fingers and tentacles of the Space Pentapus

[11:54:02] Keres : ....Wait, what?

[11:54:05] @ Slamfist : Who destroyed the raptors in their homes and at their work places

[11:54:25] * KatyCruel rips Waffle's fingers off.

[11:54:27] @ Slamfist : Thus saving the universe froma fiery, painful reign of sadness

[11:54:50] @ Slamfist : But these children that cried and brought Keres back

[11:55:02] @ Slamfist : they are using genetic modification

[11:55:04] KatyCruel : No, Waffle. You're dead several times over, you have no tongue to speak with and no fingers to type with. STFU.

[11:55:09] @ Slamfist : to try and bring the raptors back

[11:55:23] @ Slamfist : and they believed Keres to be the key

[11:55:24] Keres : I am SO FUCKING CONFUSED.

[11:55:30] @ Slamfist : to everlasting raptorness

[11:55:49] @ Slamfist : But Keres didn't want to follow along with those plans

[11:55:52] KatyCruel : *sigh* just ignore the waffle.

[11:56:00] @ Slamfist : No, she had other things in store

[11:56:21] @ Slamfist : like opening her own chain of fried chicken restaurants

[11:56:37] @ Slamfist : that served the best damn mashed potatoes

[11:56:42] Keres : .....

[11:56:48] @ Slamfist : like these potatoes are really good

[11:57:03] KatyCruel : WAFFLE! STFU!

[11:57:14] @ Slamfist : I would kill for a bowl of KFC(Keres Fried Chicken) mashed potatoes right now

[11:57:27] * KatyCruel facepalms.

[11:57:30] @ Slamfist : but anyway, back to the story

[11:57:32] Keres : Would you kill me?

[11:57:47] KatyCruel : No.

[11:57:50] @ Slamfist : No

[11:57:52] KatyCruel : Then who would kill me.

[11:57:54] @ Slamfist : How would

[11:58:02] @ Slamfist : I get potatoes if you were dead?

[11:58:08] @ Slamfist : So anyway

[11:58:09] KatyCruel : let's just log out and go back to texting, hmm?

[11:58:28] KatyCruel : You know what? I'm not here.

[11:58:34] Keres : I wanna hear this.

[11:58:35] KatyCruel : I'll brb.

[11:58:39] KatyCruel : Finishing that fucking post.

[11:58:39] @ Slamfist : Chill out Katy...

[11:58:47] @ Slamfist : this is what I do best

[11:58:58] @ Slamfist : just bullshit stories from nowhere

[11:59:08] @ Slamfist : So anyway...

[11:59:13] * KatyCruel is still not here but is still in an extremely bad mood today.

[11:59:25] @ Slamfist : The children caught on to Kere's plans

[11:59:26] @ Slamfist : brb

[11:59:52] Keres : Okay?

[12:01:03] @ Slamfist : *Keres's

[12:01:37] @ Slamfist : so they started injecting all her gravy with a serum that would turn the populace into these sentient raptors

[12:01:51] @ Slamfist : but everyone knows that gravy is immune to tampering

[12:02:02] @ Slamfist : so they started injecting her chicken

[12:02:14] @ Slamfist : and all these people

[12:02:22] @ Slamfist : just grew raptor heads and shit

[12:02:30] @ Slamfist : but luckily

[12:02:35] @ Slamfist : Katy

[12:02:44] @ Slamfist : who lived a few towns over

[12:02:49] KatyCruel : RAWR.

[12:02:55] KatyCruel : Hey Keres?

[12:02:56] @ Slamfist : was a professional gravy bender

[12:03:00] KatyCruel : What's your character's name?

[12:03:11] @ Slamfist : You seen a water bender on Avatar?

[12:03:14] KatyCruel : I wanna use it in the RP.

[12:03:19] @ Slamfist : it's like that but with gravy

[12:03:21] KatyCruel : NO.

[12:03:26] KatyCruel : FAIL, Slam.

[12:03:34] KatyCruel : Besides, my element is air. ^_^

[12:03:39] KatyCruel : KERES.

[12:03:47] Keres : Hmm... If I'm your sister, it's going to be cheesy and start with and 'A'.... I could be Alison, I like that one.

[12:03:51] KatyCruel : YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME???

[12:03:58] Keres : I'm an air too. ^^*

[12:03:58] KatyCruel : Ack.

[12:04:01] KatyCruel : ^^*

[12:04:02] @ Slamfist : So she used her gravy powers

[12:04:14] @ Slamfist : to throw scalding gravy evrywhere

[12:04:26] @ Slamfist : burning the scales from the people's faces

[12:04:28] * KatyCruel facepalms again.

[12:04:35] KatyCruel : So, Keres, Alison?

[12:04:42] @ Slamfist : therefor curing them of their raptorness

[12:04:50] KatyCruel : brb

[12:04:54] Keres : Yeah

[12:05:14] @ Slamfist : But Katy had no idea that these raptor turnings were unintentional

[12:05:31] @ Slamfist : so she went to attack Keres in her KFC headquarters

[12:05:56] @ Slamfist : after a long drawn out battle where Keres had to brandish the sword of a thousand clucks

[12:06:07] @ Slamfist : the two were at a standstill

[12:06:20] @ Slamfist : they exchanged pleasantries

[12:06:29] @ Slamfist : and discovered they had the same last name

[12:06:45] @ Slamfist : after putting chicken and gravy together

[12:06:55] @ Slamfist : they figured out they must be long lost sisters

[12:07:16] * KatyCruel facepalms

[12:07:21] @ Slamfist : and decided to wage a genocidal war on the occult children of Andromeda Falls

[12:07:38] @ Slamfist : (which I failed to state is your hometown)

[12:07:56] @ Slamfist : After beheading a many raptor child

[12:08:01] KatyCruel : .............

[12:08:09] @ Slamfist : the two felt a bond form that could never be broken

[12:08:12] * Keres face-keyboards ---> r wrke s

[12:08:19] KatyCruel : utv hruwf 86hfgy

[12:08:22] KatyCruel : ^^^^

[12:08:25] KatyCruel : Face-keyboard

[12:08:30] @ Slamfist : and decided to travel together

[12:08:51] KatyCruel : so should this RP be actual FMA, or just similar?

[12:09:06] Keres : Similar, I think.

[12:09:07] KatyCruel : Keres?

[12:09:10] @ Slamfist : righting wrongs that could only be fixed with chicken, gravy, and delicious fucking mashed potatoes

44] @ VivaLaCult : @Metis
[21:17:49] @ VivaLaCult : I would love you
[21:17:57] @ VivaLaCult : And possibly offer you sex
[21:18:04] @ VivaLaCult : But never follow through
[21:18:14] @ Metis : Well
[21:18:17] * VivaLaCult dances at his inability to keep his word
[21:18:24] @ Metis : that is uncomfortable
[21:18:36] @ VivaLaCult : That is why they call me
[21:18:41] @ Tobais Kado : lol
[21:18:47] @ VivaLaCult : VivaLaNeverKeepsHisWordCult
[21:19:02] * VivaLaCult dances
[21:19:04] @ Tobais Kado : Yup
[21:19:12] @ Tobais Kado : I call him that all the time
[21:19:16] @ Tobais Kado : VivaLaNeverKeepsHisWordCult
[21:19:22] @ VivaLaCult : He does
[21:19:30] @ VivaLaCult : That
[21:19:36] @ VivaLaCult : or "Fucking Liar"
[21:19:51] @ Tobais Kado : But he is
[21:20:04] @ Tobais Kado : so its an appropiate nickname
[21:20:09] @ Slamfist : super glue seems to have worked
[21:20:12] @ Slamfist : for now
[21:20:15] @ Tobais Kado : appropriate*
[21:20:23] @ Slamfist : but it is still on my teeth
[21:20:25] Fucking Liar is Disconnected on Sat Dec 18, 2010 9:20 pm
[21:20:27] @ Tobais Kado : isnt it VivaLaNeverKeepsHisWordCult
[21:20:31] Fucking Liar has joined the chat on Sat Dec 18, 2010 9:20 pm
[21:20:42] @ Tobais Kado : LOLOLOL
[21:20:49] @ Fucking Liar : It wouldn't fit
[21:21:05] * Fucking Liar offers Toba secks
[21:21:16] @ Tobais Kado : you wont follow through
[21:21:22] @ Tobais Kado : remember?
[21:21:24] @ Tobais Kado : VivaLaNeverKeepsHisWordCult
[21:21:36] @ Tobais Kado : You FUCKIN LIAR
[21:21:38] @ Tobais Kado :
[21:21:53] @ Fucking Liar : Herpaderp
[21:21:55] * Fucking Liar dances
[21:22:20] @ Tobais Kado : do the herpaderp
[21:22:24] * Tobais Kado dances
[21:22:48] @ Fucking Liar : ♪Herp derp herpady derpady herp herp a derp♫
[21:22:56] * Fucking Liar dances
[21:23:09] * Tobais Kado hoedowns
[21:23:32] @ Fucking Liar : ♪Herp derp herpady derp herp derp♫
[21:23:42] * Tobais Kado plays the banjo
[21:23:46] * Fucking Liar does the herpaderp
[21:24:02] @ Fucking Liar : C'mon everybody
[21:24:07] @ Fucking Liar : DO THE HERPADERP
[21:24:08] @ Tobais Kado : Do the herpaderp
[21:24:36] @ Fucking Liar : What is wrong with us?
[21:24:37] @ Fucking Liar :
[21:24:47] @ Tobais Kado :
[21:24:50] * Slamfist does th herpaderp
[21:24:51]