Re: Cut With Both Blades (Closed Off)

by **Chellizard** January 17th 2016, 3:22 am

Uzma chuckled as she sized up Okami.

"Yep, definitely taller now. And it makes your butt look great," she added with another laugh.

Uzma stopped floating and walked alongside of Okami, making sure to keep a bit of focus on that stardust leg of his. She didn't want to send him falling face first to the pavement - although that would be hilarious.

"Uhm, no. No. Haha no. Not the band Sting and the Police. I mean, the authorities. Where the hell are you from anyway, white boy?" she asked, feeling a pang of irony seeing as she was more white than he was at this moment in time.

She sighed, a big sigh of relief. Her shoulders relaxed, and she felt so much better than she had a few moments ago. "A great big adventure. I wonder if we'll ever meet again. For now, we need to get you a leg... cause unless you can make that makeshift leg stay in place, we're going to have to stick together until you find yourself a new leg." She commented, placing her hands on her alien hips.

by **Tengo Okami** January 17th 2016, 3:39 am

"What?" Okami said as he wobbled along. "I'm fucking Tengo. Fucking Okami! I'm fucking Tengo Okami! Space Pirate with a ship that can't go into space. My father was a Rock-ah-shasha or whatever." With a hobbled and offset balance, Tengo put both hands on his hips. "I plan on robbing some woman named Bliss Fukuyama. I hear she's rich." Pistol hands would start shooting as Okami made 'pew pew' noises and hobbling off. "Well, later. I once found an astral diamond in the belly of a wurm crawling under a bazaar near the Astralopolis of Titan Prime, so finding a leg shouldn't be-" The lack of coordination from Okami led to his leg snapping and Okami landing on his Tengo. "Quick! Go find a wurm crawling under the Astralopolis of Titan Prime and tell him I'm willing to make a trade!"

by **Chellizard** January 17th 2016, 4:49 am

Uzma held up her hands in surprise. "Whoa there, no need to shout at me, man!" Space Pirate. That was a cool profession - or lifestyle. It was likely both. When he mentioned his dad, Uzma glossed over that. She had no idea if she even had real parents.

She had the ones that were made up in her weird hyper dream-sleep-simulation thing, but those were fake parents, and she didn't dig fake parents.

"Oh. Uh. Seeing as I know someone named Bliss, I'd rather not go poking around trying to rob someone named Bliss... But Fukuyama... Hm. I wonder if that's the last name of the Bliss I know. Huh. I'll ask her." She said aloud as she pondered the thought.

She was pulled out of her thoughts when Okami fell on his ass and she laughed in response.

"Good job. But I pass on that adventure. Here," she said, offering her hand.

"Let's get you to an Ikea or something. I'm sure they've got a leg for you there." Uzma was still in her alien form, and really didn't care if they made a trip into an Ikea at three AM or not.

The night was still young.

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