Trick and Treat (Tyuki)

"So these are the new outfits..." Ashley pulled back a curtain to show off the borderline copyright infringing sailor costumes with pleated skirts and ribbons along the back and breast of the costume.

"How do those protect us if they only cover half of us?" Bonnie rubbed the cloth of the skirt with her fingers, gathering no support from the fabric.

"Well, the old suits actually increased kinetic force, so they made thing hurt more, but, and this is important, you can't sue because your contracts say you can't. Sorry."

"I don't know how you can say that with a straight-"

"Bonnie, I love you and will protect you from now on." Kyrie latched onto Bonnie with all of her might and swayed back and forth in a tight embrace.

"Oh my God, how long does it take for brain damage to heal?" Even though Kyrie never showed much intelligence, this time she definitely could not hide it. "Yui, what do you think?"

"My name is Yui. I play the bass." Still holding her bass and rocking back and forth, Yui kept her eyes fixated on the wall.

Dressed in a black dress with a triangular hat, Bliss strode into the room unphased by the harsh glare of one girl. "Hey look, that witch is dressed like Bliss."

"Pay your ransom yet?" Bliss walked past the cross armed Bonnie, still held tightly by Kyrie. "Okay, so tonight, you guys are going trick and treating to get publicity out."

"Isn't it Trick or Treating?" Ashley decided to lift the confusion of the new invention Bliss laid out.

"No, you will be doing Trick and-"

"I am Yui. I play the bass." Swaying with her bass securely against her hips, Yui continued her single phrase.

"Is she weirder than normal?" Bliss pulled out her compact and checked her makeup. "Doesn't matter. Go Trick and Treating and tell people about your show and wear those outfits that in no way infringe on copyrights. Kay?"

Ashley gave one more look to the outfits before turning back to Bliss. "So, how exactly do they not-"

"Kay, Thanks, Bai."

"I don't want to be turned into fuel!" Through fits of trying to escape as a liquid, Yui banged her fists against the glass holding her in a glass tube.

"How dare you lie, Space Princess. We know that if we mix you with gasoline from planet Earth, you will burst into flames." Pulling at switches, two blue and purple creatures continued to look into at the adjacent tube filled with water. "We are going to mix you with this gasoline and fuel a war machine that will destroy Earth.

"We of course will leave."

"Yes. We will watch from orbit as the machine rages. No one can rage against the machine."

"Now you will die Space Princess."

Water spun into the chamber holding Yui, but the spark failed to ignite the substance. "No. This cannot be. How are you immune to our plans?"

"You fool. This is not the gasoline. It is only water."

"Water was cheaper than the gasoline. I did not want to ruin our weekend plans."

"You fool. The war machine will crush the humans and then we can go see movies all weekend without their petty interference."

"I will go get the gas." The larger of the creatures pulled down a witch mask to cover his purple face. Under the guise of a creature of the night, no one would ever assume his true nature. Also, it was Halloween, so it worked out for him.

Rolling into a suburban neighborhood adjoining a local middle school, Ashley hoped off the bus with her black hat ears and crescent moon on her forehead. "Alright girls, lets go Trick and Treat. Whatever that actually means can be entirely up to you." Ashley pulled her tail out from under her foot and started to walk towards the ghoul and witch filled neighborhood.

Dropping off to get a pack of gum, Bliss walked into a gas station and slapped a few dimes down on the counter. Only an odd occurrence of a man pumping gallons of gasoline into a rather large looking glass cylinder capable of holding a person drew away her attention. "Is he allowed to fill that up."

"It's Halloween, so I guess."

"Stay in school." Bliss smacked her pack of gum against the bottom of her palm and walked to trail the witch costumed fiend. Why a man with a tube of gasoline would traipse to a middle school did not immediately register with Bliss, but that would not stop her from getting to the bottom of this caper. Even after entering the gymnasium and having a giant clear cup snapped down over her with a giant metallic hand holding it in place.

"An intruder. You are trapped like a Ygrsl Rufflesprat."

"This is Earth. Use Earth analogies. I'm trapped like a rat." Bliss tucked her arms under her sides. "And you're going to- Yui?"

"Hi Bliss." Yui still sat in her glass prison, awaiting the arrival of the gasoline container.

"It matters not Earth Girl. We will turn Space Princess into gas to fuel our war machine." The four armed purple creature gestured towards a metallic creature standing twenty feet tall with metal barbs shooting out from its arms. "It is like this small war machine, but much bigger. We can show you how this machine works." Pushing a button along the side of the creature, the metallic husk came to life and lunged for the side of the gym, taking out a section of the wall as it erupted into the surrounding neighborhood.

All of its stats are 10s. You guys are screwed.

The metal creature saw a kid dressed as a penguin and started melting the street. "You can't do that! It will ruin Trick and Treating for all the children! And Bonnie!"

"K." Six of Bonnie's arms crossed over each other as Ashley popped up behind her. "Don't worry, Kyrie is going to save..." Before she could mutter her sarcastic reply, Kyrie flew overhead towards a distant house. "Okay, well that went as well as I assumed it would. Come on Yui."

"Bass I Yui am. Play I the." Discarded and disregarded, the severed head of robot Yui spat off her prerecorded message of doom.

"She was replaced with a robot. Again. Maybe Tyuki?"

"Tyuki, I'll untie you in a little bit, but first I'm going to..." A massive metallic arm swung out of the beast's back and wrapped Bonnie up. "Kyrie! Tyuki! Robot Yui!"

"Play I Bass. The am Yui I." Robot Yui made no attempts to save Bonnie and valiantly as Kyrie, but Kyrie tripped over robot Yui and thus failed miserably as Bonnie continued to flail through the air.



"This is dumb and you guys should let me go." Bliss leaned against the hard plastic wall keeping her trapped.

"You cannot leave. You will only try to save the Space Princess." After taking off the witch disguise, the alien resumed his actions preparing the drum of gasoline to funnel into the glass tubes.

"No, I won't. Seriously, you replaced her with a robot and none of us were fooled. Just make another."

"You thought our robot was good?" Both aliens perked up at the mention of the good work. They did not want to let to much of their emotion glands become present, but the traditional orange bulb lit up on their elbows.

"When it says 'I am Yui. I play the bass' it's like you guys were in her mind going through the only things important or special about her personality."

"I can cook too." Lost in the conversation but not in the content, Yui banged on the glass with both fists.

"Shut up Yui; I'm doing things."

"She talks like a queen. We will exalt you to ascension."

"What? That's way better than what I figured would happen."

"No, don't exalt!"

"Does this exalt thing hurt me?"

"No. It merely requires us to burn a Space Princess alive."

"No other way?"

"There is not."

"Well. If there's no other way. I tried Yui."

"Not hard."

"Well, yeah not hard, but still. You're only a princess, so you wouldn't understand what it is like to be a queen."Bliss stepped out from under the lifted glass and surveyed the gymnasium. The aliens put together quite an elaborate machination to undertake this procedure and Bliss only looked at it from the good side, so the hidden side effects of becoming a queen lay somewhere between the glass tubules and plasma generators.

"There are pesky Earth girls attacking the small war machine. Shall we kill them to please you, your majesty?"

"That sounds pretty harsh. Just bring them here, so they can worship me."

"Your excellency, we have brought you subjects." Commanding the robotic war machine, what could be considered a mastermind held a control device. "Shall we drain their blood and then decapitate them for your pleasure?"

Cast in color from the bright tubes circling the gym, Bliss remained unmoved by the sudden arrival of her royal prisoners. "Um, I guess. You could probably just, wait, what?"

"After they are decapitated, should we disembowel them as a sign of strength to those beneath you?"

"Calm down. You can't just go around saying 'Should we disembowel them as a sign of strength'. You have to be a little more subtle." Or even a lot more. Bliss possibly needed some of the people just brought in before her, even if it was just to tell her how great her reign as queen would turn out.

"Subtlety is not a trait of our queens. In order to be a queen, you must take pleasure in the suffering of others."

"You don't get to tell a queen what her pleasure is you worthless little worm. I want them put in my royal dungeon for now so I can think of ways to torment them." Bliss pushed her finger into the lead alien's chest and bore down a gaze of utter despair upon his mental well being.

"Oh no, is Bliss mind controlled?" Kyrie could barely move let alone take in the full notion of what was happening.

"No. That would probably actually be better." Before Bonnie could finish a heavy sigh, the doom engine took the prisoners and stuck them against a giant sticky mat placed against the wall. When the big bang exploded and created the universe, this substance was used to put the pieces back together again, so Tyuki's dumb ass is pretty much stuck there.

"Oh no guys, this is really sticky." Kyrie tried to pull herself off the mat, but failed miserably. "Bonnie. My love for you is like this sticky substance. We should use it to be together forever and cuddle. Tyuki, I like you too."

"I'm here too." Ashley tried moving her arms as she remained stuck next to Tyuki.

"Cat lady, you are the best mom our band ever had. You are better than Bliss."

"I've seen better maternal instincts when bears eat their young."

"Silence prisoners! Especially you, slutty Zelda. Alien subjects, take care of that while and then prepare my royal bath. Also, start composing poetry about my better qualities."

"We have already prepared your royal ascension right. Once you enter the vat, your physical husk will melt away and all that will be left is your queen essence."

"Wait, what?"

"They're going to lower you into the vat of acid and then your spirit will become a queen in the Grundt afterlife. All Grundt queens live in the afterlife; why do you think they don't have any and are so eager to find new ones?"

"You could've told me that way sooner."

"You could've done a lot different yourself."

"Before we go into the final stage, I want all of my royal prisoners released so they may speak of my splendor."

"We can not release prisoners our queen, but we can allow them to make the journey into boiling death with you."

"I think I heard the blonde one say something about wanting to be a queen."

Gooey strands of sugary syrupy walling stayed attached to the blue alien as Tyuki wrestled him to the ground. His body oozed a sugar like defense gel coating Tyuki in even more mess. While Tyuki would beat him, he would reach up and paste the goo in her eyes to blind the angry superhero and then begin pouring more of the ooze over her face to take away more of her senses. All the while, Tyuki would continue to wreck havoc, because the alien's name was in fact havoc.

Stepping forward from the control panel, the alien left behind the controls for the war machine to assist his comrade. "I will assist you in subduing the Earth girl."

"Do so in a peaceful manner so we may examine her and make her wash our war machine." More gooey juice sprung forth from his head as more impact broke more of his gelatinous skin.

A line of weapons and sharp tools poured out from a tool shed in the control panel. "Is decapitation lethal to Earthlings?"

"No. They can live without a head."

"Okay, then I will use the Joyous Ticklemaster 9000." The red alien pulled out a saw like device with appendages of razor blades and electric barbs jolting out from the side. Each appendage clicked its scalpels together as the alien began edging closer to towards Tyuki.

"Bliss, do something!" Bonnie bashed against the fly paper holding her in place, trying to squirm free since Tyuki left her without any help.

"You wouldn't know what I'm going through right now. No one will ever want you to be queen." Bliss weighed the burden of royalty very heavy upon her decision. An alien edged closer to Tyuki to non-lethally remove her head. That got her using her own head. "Alien subject. The prisoner has offended me. Do terrible things to her."

Stopping in place before attacking Tyuki, the alien surveyed the situation. While his counterpart needed assistance, his queen made demands of him. Even though sugary substance continued to rain from his partner, Halloween was abundant in candy which could repair him. He suddenly turned and began moving towards Bonnie, Kyrie, and Ashley.

"That's your plan? This is a terrible plan. Go back to Tyuki!" Bonnie squirmed harder, but sank into the deep syrup.

"Don't worry Bonnie. I will protect you." Kyrie began catch strands of Bonnie's hair in her mouth and start eating them. Bonnie yelled out in irritation at the destruction to her styled hair. "I will keep you in my stomach and they will never find you."

Before the menacing alien could come to bring his full array of tools against his prey, a gooey being wrapped around his body and held him in place. Spreading across the floor, Yui seeped out of her cell and now created a sticky floor the alien could not walk past. "Space Princess. You are going to feel a new definition of pain. I have coated this weapon with the most deadly substance in the universe. Salt."

A burst of energy threw the weapon across the room, impacting in between Bonnie and Kyrie, severing Bonnie's hair strands and letting Kyrie hide it in her stomach. Bliss stepped forwards to shoot another blast, flooring him into the laid out Yui. "I'm still queen of this band, so I guess that is something, even if no one cares what Tyuki and her dumb friends think about anything."

"Yay! Bliss is being a better mom!" Kyrie spat out the patch of hair as she continued to examine the fight playing out before her.

Bliss did all the hard work.

Tyuki just kind of flew around and Yui swallowed more aliens than the Texas correctional facility. But, no one seemed to think about that. "Okay everybody paid for a show, so I want to start seeing some money. Who was here for the whole thing? That will be twenty bucks."

"You can't charge us for something we already saw."

A flick of force threw the young man a few feet back as Bliss stepped over him. "Everyone gets a free show this time, but you better do your stupid social media stuff and let everyone know how great this was or I'll cyber bully the Hell out of you Don't think I will? Try me underbite." Bliss paced herself to walk out the same hole the rest of Girl Alive! left through.

"Bliss. Tyuki. Anyone." Ashley spoke in a soft voice as the gym cleared out. "Me, slutty Zelda, and Wonderwoman-man would like to be rescued now."

The night wound down as the Trick and Treating continued through the neighborhoods and for the next two hours, no one was kidnapped or replaced with a robot. Then the two hours ended.