Planning the topic of a thousand screaming banshee terminators all rolled up in awesomesauce.

Alright, quick version my mothafuckin doublebrothas and sistas, let me lay down the good word on you. See, I'm planning a wondrous and phantasmagorical intro topic for the Heavy Metal Messiah himself and I'm looking for some peeps to come crash the party with their hating. Yeah that's right, calling all you haters to come and crashilate the party of ungodly perfection with your shrill whining fucktwattery. So come one, come all, I'm looking for one to five of you hating bitches. You man enough to try? Yeah? Mothafuckin prove it. But wait my eager listeners, for there is oh so much more for me to lay down on your wicked ignorant skulls in the form of a magical guest appearance. Who? Never you mind who, it's a mystery and thus it shall remain until you're locked into the sweet, sweet embrace of Apollo's turbo orgasmic beats.

Requirements? Why yes, yes there are. Let me hand them down to you in the form of commandments from the Heavy Metal Gods on high.

1. You gotta be kicking it with the mad writing flow and be able to insert your little piece of the tale at least once a fortnight.

2. Quality over quantity, the best solos are sometimes the shortest, but I can't help but ask that you crank out at least 300 or 400 wicked lyrics a telling.

3. You gotta be a mothafuckin hater, short version: Be rockin that most metal of evil colors, orange or mothafuckin black. Suppose you can be leather rebel renegade, but you best be on the side that opposes the sweet melodies of the Messiah. Or some mothafucking bitch sporting the blank whiteness who can't appreciate the mothafuckin metal.

Which city is it in?

This shit will be in silent city of Chicago/NYC (whichever works best for all involved), which needs the sweet spiciness of metal added to its bleak and most wanting existence.

Oh, sorry then.
The sexy ginger goddess thistle (Who is also naked.) Will not be able to attend. Soz.

You can have the Crimson Bitch Witch to spoil the fun.

Count me in

Thorgron with Redline here. So in for this

Alright

Going for Elena Marie and Redline then. Want to keep the cast balanced and fair, so better we don't have two ABI powerhouses in this here thread so I don't get my head blown off in an instant. Sorry Mykel.

If anything Elena is more powerful than Mykel could ever be right now.