This is Chellizards fault.

EULA:

Brought here by Chellizard, I pass all responsibility for my actions back to her, including but not limited to:

• Acts of awesomeness.
  
• Acts of NOT awesomeness.
  
• Acts of any other sort imaginable.
  
• General silliness (Such as what you are being subjected to right at this moment).
  
• General seriousness (only on occasion).
  
• General feelings of any sort (love, hate, whatever).
  
• Anything else you can think of.

ToS:

• Please do not abuse the Gorlogar or treat him in a manner unbecoming of a civilized human being.
  
• Please try not to take anything from me too seriously, I love humor and try to include as much as I can - if what I say in a situation seems offensive to anyone, it can only be an attempt at something humorous. If I cross a personal line or boundary, let me know about it and I can promise it won't happen again.
  
• Please do not attempt to service the Gorlogar personally, or attempt to effect his hardware in any way - this will breach your warranty! Contact and ship to Chellizard for maintenance and repair.
  
• Everyone must watch this: The Best Thing Ever?
  

Alright, now that you've scrolled to the bottom and clicked "I Agree" ...

I guess I'll start with why I'm here- I happen to have a passing (but hopefully lasting!) acquaintance with Chellizard over the tubes and was referred here as we talked. She seems super in love with the role play here and I respected her values enough to come in and check it out, and I like what I found!

Now, this is my first forum role play experience so I might need some help getting oriented and set up, but I've been over the rules and read a lot of content, so I feel confident enough to post a personal introduction and get started.

I'm not a total newbie to role playing though, far from it. My name is William Hatfield, I'm 24 years of age and I've always been involved in role playing of some sort since I was introduced at the age of 6 to AD&D by my father, and started playing. 18 years, 5 editions of Dungeons and Dragons along with multitudes of video games and being a standing member of the SCA attending events like Pennsic, have honed my role playing experience quite a bit more then the average Batman/Drizzt trope using person (not that I use those tropes, I do not).

I work in Social Welfare and I usually work overnights, so I keep odd hours and don't get much sleep. I'm almost always available by messaging me here, or on skype (just ask me for the info, or grab it from Chell!).

I tend to be a bit more... creative with my characters then most would think, but I do it in very simple ways. Ask Chellizard about Headbutt, for example . I'm currently working on two character concepts for here, that tie into one another - one is something I've been working on for awhile as a comic idea, and I really hope people will find him interesting once I post the concept later and ask for advice.

In any regard, I hope to find a nice little home for some RP experience, and I certainly think if Chellizard has fun, so will I!

Where's the "I disagree" button?

Anyways welcome to SHRPG. If you need any help with something we have people capable of providing such help. Have fun and enjoy your stay.

The disagree button conflicted with this version of the ToS and EULA, but its said if you rollback to certain previous versions the option becomes available again. Of course this voids the warranty and is not recommended xD

And thanks, I definitely intend to enjoy everything I can.

Woooo. Your introduction was silly, but I liked it. It's good you decided to join here. :]

It's also kind of hilarious that I get to be the one held responsible.

But dat's okay. And yes. I see you met Forcewave. He is our top Mod. :]

Great guy, and all around ham and cheese sammich!

Hopefully you'll come on the cbox and stuff. ^^;