The Misadventures of Meta Mansion

"Oh, dear... it looks like the government has tried something new. Apparently, theres this BIGGGG mansion for all the metahumans in the world to live in. Inside, they've got technology that lets us keep our powers, but makes everything non-lethal and almost harmless. Like my normal accidental injuries, just comic relief, really. And, and, more metas are brought every day! A-Ano... I hope not too many big organizations come up. They're alright, but... theThronesscareme. All the normal humans have technology that they carry around, and they'll live with us to make sure we don't try something. And, and, guess what? Since M-Mr. President said I w-was the most 'tr-trustworthy', I get to be in change! I hope Josie comes by... So, I'll try my best to make this house a home!'

Rules:
Normal Forum rules.
Everyones Durability is 10 in the mansion.
Drama makes Mikona try to kick you out, packing bags and everything. "I d-don't want to deal with your personal stuff..."
This mansion is INFINITE. Reason? Hammerspace mode. It's got everything in it.
Broken buildings and walls mend in a screen switch.
Mostly...
KEEP IT FUNNY. "That whole point is to show metahumans can be fun, too."

For normal humans:
You can volunteer to be the living security in this.

Well, today's the first day of the 'Meta Mansion'! Mikona looked out the window of his office with a smile on his face.

His office was a medium-sized, rectangular room with files and folders on pretty much every known metahuman is existence on bookshelves to the left and right wall. It was lit by a nice, white light with a buish tint attached to the cieling, and the floor was bamboo planked, waxed. Both the wall and ceiling was soundproofed and made of a tough metal that even people with demigod stats couldn't break. In front of him stood a white office chair filled with office supplies, papers, a CPU, and a printer for his needs, as well as a large globe with pins and marks on where the big organizations were, and the living places of known metas. Because the government was paranoid like that. His window, also soundproofed, contained a nice view of the front of the mansion.

The bluenette himself was Mikona Tsuki, also known to many as Kaguya, The Rabbit. He was imbued with the moon's energy by the REAL legendary Kaguya, and uses it in self-defense, speed, and flight. Blue hair, scarlet eyes, and a worried expression defined him.

So far, he was the best nominee the government wanted due to the fact he was naive, trusting, and neutral, but also because he was paranoid, had a somewhat good judgement, and trustworthy to keep a secret. The mansion... executive? gave a single thought for a moment as he waited.

'I wonder who's coming first...'

Josie stared up at the large mansion, eyes wide with awe. She had received an invitation from Kaguya a few days ago, asking her to drop by and visit, but she was not expecting this! He must know some really rich people to live here. She was currently dressed quite nicely today, in a yellow sundress and sandals, both taken from a bag full of old clothes she had conveniently found in the trash. Other than her clothes, she had nothing else, as she was only visiting for the day, nothing more. But where was her favorite blue-haired shy guy? She spotted him looking out a window in the front of the mansion, and she waved wildly with both hands and jumped up and down, trying to get his attention.

"KAGUYA! OVER HERE! IT"S ME, JOSIE!" she shouted, as she was not yet aware of the concept of knocking. "YOU HAVE A REALLY COOL HOUSE!" Josie stopped yelling at that point as her throat was starting to hurt.

Opening his window and jumping out to meet her, he broke his fall with a very showy ring of cherry blossom petals made of his moon energy. Landing in front of Josie, he smiled and ruffled her white hair. "Hey, Josie. Come in, come in, come in."

Showing her into the main room of the mansion, it was HUGE. Four elevators, 8 cases of stairs, and doors leading to god knows where and everywhere. "W-Welcome to the mansion, you're the first one!" Looking her over, he found her clothes to be somewhat dirty and wrinkled, looking like hand-me-downs. Of course, he didn't know that she got it out of an abandoned case, so. "We better fix those clothes. Ano... they gave me a wardrobe the size of an apartment building. We can find something there."

"Hey Mikona, I missed you so much!" Josie said, giggling as he ruffled her hair. She skipped happily after him, stopping in her tracks as she took in the immense space before them. "How'd you get this place? You have to run it by yourself? Who else is supposed to be coming?" She was starting to develop a habit of asking questions one after the other, "This place definitely could use more people. Cause more the merrier, right?" she said, throwing out her arms for added effect. Josie cocked her head to the side, a look of confusion on her face when he suggested changing her clothes. "Are they really that bad? Oh well, lead the way then!"

Leading her to the wardrobe section, he explained while walking. "A-Ano... The government made a type of idea that the mansion will house a bunch of metahumans, people with powers like you and me, and see how it goes. It just started, and I'm in charge! it's all robot functioned, with anti-meta stuff on them, so they can't get hurt. You're the first to come because of the invitation."

Now in the wardrobe, it was about two stories high, bottom floor for women, second floor for men. The area was extremely wide, and he led her to the young woman section. "Well, pick out anything you like. I-I'll wait here."

[I'm getting better at answering Josie's questions... Also, DRESS-UP TIME.]