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[18:27:07 02/11/11] Bones : Don't make this awkward Ace, or I'll fly off the fucking handle.
[18:28:02 02/11/11] Bones : I'll do a god damn pirouette.
[18:28:52 02/11/11] Ace : I should I go to the corner again?
[18:28:56 02/11/11] Bones : A little run up, a flip off the aforementioned handle and then one god damn professional landing on a mat the size of the Ace of Clubs.
[18:29:30 02/11/11] Bones : 10s all round, except from the fucking Russian Judge, but he beaks the streaks of 4 and gives me an 8.
[18:30:14 02/11/11] Bones : Begrudgingly.
[18:30:52 02/11/11] Bones : Then after, when the Cameras are panning to the crying faces of my parents, he'll give this little nod in my direction, like his cold exterior is trying to tell me, "You did good kid."
[18:31:38 02/11/11] Bones : "You did good."
[18:32:00 02/11/11] Ace : Aww
[18:32:09 02/11/11] Bones : Oscar Gold.

[19:49:55 02/11/11] Bones : I'm in a very Whimsical mood lately.
[19:56:35 02/11/11] Bones : Like, serious Whimsy up in this shit.
[19:57:22 02/11/11] Ace : It's " up in this bitch" up in this shit just sounds gross
[19:58:46 02/11/11] Bones : It can be up in whatever I dare say it can be up in, good sir.
[19:59:55 02/11/11] Ace : What exactly are you putting up
[20:00:53 02/11/11] Ace : Into the aforementioned shit?
[20:01:08 02/11/11] Bones : Whimsy. I'm inserting it like it's going out of fashion.
[20:01:36 02/11/11] Ace : Whimsy is a thing?
[20:02:03 02/11/11] Ace : As in a material object that you can insert into things?
[20:03:55 02/11/11] Psycho : Hello!
[20:03:58 02/11/11] Bones : Better believe it. A thing that I hide under my bed and don't talk about, because of the shame.
[20:04:12 02/11/11] Psycho : I lost the game
[20:04:17 02/11/11] Psycho : God damnit...
[20:04:39 02/11/11] Ace : Why is whimsy so shameful, is it it's form?
[20:04:47 02/11/11] Ace : Hey Psycho
[20:05:16 02/11/11] Psycho : What's up?
[20:06:19 02/11/11] Bones : Well, it's the shape you see. A thing isn't designed to be inserted without being a certain shape, you know what I mean?
[20:07:34 02/11/11] Ace : Are you saying you keep an oddly shaped insertion device under your bed?
[20:07:51 02/11/11] Ace : Insertion is what's up
[20:07:55 02/11/11] Psycho : This conversation scares me
[20:09:16 02/11/11] Bones : Yes. I keep a Vietnam Helicopter under my bedoh god I have a problem my dad found it and now he's asking where I learned to use it.
[20:09:47 02/11/11] Bones : I learned from watching you dad!
[20:10:06 02/11/11] Bones :  I learned from watching you.
[20:10:43 02/11/11] * Psycho is confused and frightened
[20:11:57 02/11/11] Ace : Your dad was a vietnamese helicopter pilot?
[20:12:37 02/11/11] Bones : No, but he likes to put on a helmet and pretend.
[20:12:55 02/11/11] Psycho : Don't we all?
[20:12:59 02/11/11] Bones : He also likes to call me Charlie sometimes.
[20:13:08 02/11/11] Bones : But only when he's mad.

[21:14:13 02/11/11] Elena Marie : Hello all
[21:14:37 02/11/11] @ Pain : Hey
[21:14:58 02/11/11] Elena Marie : Hiya Pain
[21:15:15 02/11/11] Elena Vexus : I didn't tell Pain about us >.>
[21:15:30 02/11/11] Elena Marie : Good
[21:15:42 02/11/11] @ Pain : wut?
[21:15:50 02/11/11] The Ghost : Lol
[21:15:52 02/11/11] Elena Marie : Nothing Pain
[21:16:07 02/11/11] @ Pain : ...right
[21:16:21 02/11/11] * Elena Vexus drags pain to a dark corner
[21:16:36 02/11/11] @ Pain : O.O
[21:16:36 02/11/11] Elena Vexus : now where were we......
[21:17:26 02/11/11] @ Pain : lol
[21:17:39 02/11/11] Elena Marie : Evil.
[21:17:44 02/11/11] @ Pain : This can't be what you're talking about
[21:18:12 02/11/11] The Shadow : .
[21:18:14 02/11/11] Elena Vexus : Oh but it is

[06:05:19] Bones : If they were good jokes, we'd get them.
[06:05:29] Bones : with bombs inside

[08:43:00] Dark Fang : I will not stand for this!
[08:43:10] * Dark Fang sits down.
[08:43:13] Dark Fang : Better

[17:48:57] Dr Everyone : I do love it both ways

[21:48:33] Elena Vexus : So if/when Vexus is resurrected, she'll probably look like that
[21:49:43] Elena Vexus : Cause I don't know how the magic would react with all her artificial parts.
[21:49:55] Elena Marie : Magically
[21:51:32] Elena Vexus : so if Vincent EVER gets approved
[21:52:08] Elena Vexus : and he brings back Elena, and there are people to watch it'll be a WTF moment
[21:52:21] Elena Vexus : Like "What happened to the tits?" kind of moment.
[21:52:39] Elena Marie : XDDDD

[18:35:13] * Captain Rinne has the moves like Shatner

[19:04:56] NinjaBizzkit : You mean the master sword?
[19:04:56] Zolt : Sean, it goes fast, but not super fast?

[19:22:37] @ Archer Roland : I'm back, old man. You can't get rid of me that easily.
[19:23:11] * Bones slowly cocks my gun, hands shaking as I reach over for a bottle of booze.
[19:23:16] Bones : Mind if I have a last drink?
[19:23:22] * Archer Roland now repulls his gun and points it for Bones.
[19:23:34] @ Archer Roland : Yeah sure, just be quick about it.
[19:23:37] Troglodyte has been disconnected on Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:23 pm (session timeout)
[19:24:06] * Archer Roland motions for Bones to drink faster.
[19:24:54] * Bones lifts it slowly, his hand shaking as he looks into Archers eyes. Before it touches his lips though, he throws it as hard as he can at the young cop, pushes himself up on the back of his chair legs and fires his gun through the travelling bottle of booze, at Archer. The momentum carries him back to the floor.
[19:26:26] Sentinel has been disconnected on Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:26 pm (session timeout)
[19:28:47] * Archer Roland is thrown off from being startled as the old man makes his move. Making a quick recovery Archer shifts his weight to go along with his falling motion so that he can avoid the glass but it explodes, sending a rain of glass and alcohol down upon him while only narrowly dodging the bullet. As he hits the floor his hand hits the ground hard and he loses grip of his pistol. Archer looks up and the old man with shocked and wide eyes.
[19:29:02] @ Archer Roland : You're good, old man, damn good.
[19:29:47] Zaboo joined the chat on Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:29 pm
[19:29:53] Sean Collin : Hi NK
[19:30:00] Dynamic : This is incredible
[19:30:02] * Zaboo watches the show
[19:30:07] * Bones stands up, shaking his head as he moves forward to kick the gun away from Archer's grip. His hand moves around to his belt, pulling off a set of handcuffs and throwing it down to the crooked cop.
[19:30:44] Bones : I trained you, didn't I? Had to keep some tricks up my sleeve. Now put those on and pray to god I don't take out the frustration of losing my last bottle of booze on your face.
[19:32:08] @ Archer Roland : /mw watches the man kick the gun away, never letting his eyes leave him even as he throws the pair of handcuffs to the floor. Moving to grab the handcuffs, Archer suddenly swings his legs around in a last ditch effort to throw the old man off and reclaim his gun.
[19:32:35] * Archer Roland watches the man kick the gun away, never letting his eyes leave him even as he throws the pair of handcuffs to the floor. Moving to grab the handcuffs, Archer suddenly swings his legs around in a last ditch effort to throw the old man off and reclaim his gun.*
[19:33:16] @ Archer Roland : I won't go down, not like this.
[19:33:57] * Bones lurches and hits the floor, his grip not loosening on the gun as he hits the ground on his back. For a moment he's disorientated, but then he's up, pressing his old bones onto his elbow as he points the gun at Archer. There's another moment of hesitation, waiting to see if he goes for his own gun. When his hands latch onto it, the old cop shoots without a pause.
[19:36:04] The Shadow has been disconnected on Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:36 pm (session timeout)
[19:36:12] Zaboo : You killed Shadow.
[19:36:12] * Archer Roland makes his move traveling as fast as he can for the gun on the floor but before he can even make it halfway there as a loud bang and a sudden numbness in his chest. Roland looks down to the point of confusion and sees a steady stream of red water coming up from the hole in his stomach to the floor. As he hits the ground the world begins to go dark.
[19:36:58] @ Archer Roland : I wanted to be just like you, old man, just not as poor and as unrespected as you.
[19:37:46] @ Archer Roland : I wanted to be someone important in this town.
[19:38:14] * Bones stands up, hands shaking again as he moves over. He presses his foot under Archer's shoulder and rolls him over, glancing down to the shot in his stomach. He tries not to bite his lip, but he lifts the heavy barrel and makes sure; one more bullet, in the chest just over his heart. Then he drops the gun, stumbling over to the bar and leaning over it to grab the bottle, sitting down with his back to the body as he poured himself a shot.
[19:38:44] Bones : Well, your obituary sure is going to be interesting to a few folks.

[21:19:17] @ Archer Roland : My hands are lesbian.

[19:38:39] @ Captain Rinne : I h8 womens

[12:29:49] Dynamic : I still suck, XD
[12:30:00] Dynamic : Except for like once every two weeks
[12:30:27] Elena Marie : <_<
[12:30:39] Zaboo : You stop sucking a dick once every two weeks?
[12:30:46] Zaboo : Damn, you have got endurance.
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[12:32:28] Zaboo : Look down at your crotch, Ace.
[12:32:31] Zaboo : Now you see.
[12:32:36] Ace : Ok cool
[12:32:55] Zaboo : That's where the dick came from.
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[12:33:14] Ace : What about it all I see is a patch of skin
[12:33:31] Zaboo : What's sucking that patch of skin?
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[12:34:53] Ace : What the FUCK is that!!!

[21:33:20] Dynamic : I decided my new character will be a wealthy, obnoxious, teen actor/musician
[21:33:29] Dynamic : *and genius
[21:33:46] Dynamic : What power would fit well?
[21:33:49] Ace : Justin Bieber?
[21:34:07] Dynamic : I was thinking mystical sonic constructs.
[21:34:09] Ace : Oh and genius, never mind
[21:34:13] Otac : the power of getting hit by a bottle
[21:34:21] Dynamic : And pretty much, Ace XD
[21:34:41] Ren Starbomb : lol
[21:34:52] Dynamic : Like play/sing certain tunes to have objects appear and use them.
[21:34:58] Otac : did the paternety test come back?

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[15:43:04] Genevieve Montreal : I AM AWESOME AT LIFE

[08:05:45] Ace : My immune system is a mute
[08:06:40] Ace : It just stares at the disease until it gets awkward and leaves