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[03:20:10] Acermaxi : I tried, but I couldn't swallow rinne

rinnegato wrote:[03:20:10] Acermaxi : I tried, but I couldn't swallow rinne

Seriously? Ace i never knew you went that way!! XD

Damn you rinne, taking things out of context. That was not what I ment but I realized what it would mean after I said it.

I lol'd.

[14:21:40] @ Dr Cosmos : Clonecest is better, because you share the exact same DNA..
[14:21:48] @ Dr Cosmos : Like being in a threesome with your parents..
[14:22:11] Frost : I like that thought, Cosmos

Cosmos always makes my day.

[12:04:14] @ rinnegato :
[12:04:29] Nocte : lol
[12:04:46] Frost : I don't think I need to post anywhere.
[12:05:18] shanecross : quick question how distantly do you have to be related so its not incest 5th cousins?
[12:05:30] Frost : Well...anyway I'm gonna go wank or something.
[12:05:43] Nocte : o.o
[12:05:43] Frost : 4th cousins.
[12:06:10] Frost : They teach that in kindergarten in Arkansas.
[12:06:22] Nocte : really?
[12:06:24] shanecross : ok that means im safe
[12:06:38] Frost : What's up Shane?
[12:07:25] shanecross : well this will sound hillbilly but
[12:07:46] Frost : Technically everybodies DNA is as alike as 5th generation cousins.
[12:08:20] shanecross : i was at the family reunion and i had sex with my ffth cousin by accident
[12:08:33] Frost : Was she hot?
[12:08:37] Nocte : really?
[12:08:40] Nocte : lucky bastard
[12:08:42] Nocte : xD
[12:09:00] @ rinnegato : why would you fuck anyone at your family reunion?
[12:09:01] shanecross : yes yes she was
[12:09:15] Frost : Your cool in my book then.
[12:09:19] Nocte : i second rinne
[12:09:33] Frost : Although Rinne asks a good question.
[12:09:35] Jejune Nightshade has been disconnected the Sat May 28, 2011 12:09 pm (session timeout)
[12:09:36] shanecross : it as at a public place didn't find the cousin part out till later
[12:09:51] Nocte : lol
[12:10:03] Frost : Dude, your coousin is a slut.
[12:10:18] Frost : cousin*
[12:10:23] shanecross : well i had had 2 nshots off whiskey
[12:10:33] shanecross : *shots
[12:10:44] Frost : Was she drunk too?
[12:10:51] @ rinnegato : 2 shots?
[12:10:56] @ rinnegato : lol
[12:11:27] shanecross : i dont know she was next to ten shot glasses so i assume so
[12:11:44] Frost : I prefer to think you were drunk enough to do it with your cousins, even though you only drank two shots of whiskey.
[12:11:52] shanecross : i get drunk easily okay
[12:11:58] Nocte : O.O where the fuck do you come from shane?
[12:12:11] shanecross : louisiana
[12:12:20] Nocte : hmmm...
[12:12:23] Frost : That makes sense.
[12:12:36] Nocte : yeah
[12:12:39] Nocte : close to texas
[12:12:56] Nocte : so it's not a miracle lol
[12:13:09] Frost : I'm from Arkansas and we don't, or at least I don't, sleep with relatives.
[12:13:49] shanecross : we were at a public pool i didn't know who all i was related to
[12:14:01] Nocte : looooool
[12:14:24] shanecross : surprisingly thbey had clean bathrooms
[12:14:33] shanecross : *they
[12:15:02] Frost : At my family reunions, even public places, I introduce myself like so, "Hello, I'm Jonathan. How are we related?"
[12:15:15] Dr Cosmos has joined the chat on Sat May 28, 2011 12:15 pm
[12:15:26] Frost : That makes it easier to not sleep with realtives.
[12:15:41] Nocte : yeah if you have many of them
[12:15:42] Nocte : xD
[12:15:51] Frost : Hey Cosmos.
[12:16:08] @ rinnegato : I know all my family.
[12:16:11] Nightkill has joined the chat on Sat May 28, 2011 12:16 pm
[12:16:13] shanecross : note 2 self no drinking during reunions
[12:16:20] Nightkill is Disconnected on Sat May 28, 2011 12:16 pm
[12:16:25] Nocte : lol
[12:16:26] Nocte : damn sure
[12:16:28] Frost : In Arkansas that's just about how you introduce yourself to a person you meet at the mall.
[12:16:29] @ rinnegato : But I only like my drunk grandma
[12:16:32] Nocte : have somebody look out
[12:16:39] @ rinnegato : Its like looking into my future
[12:17:30] @ Dr Cosmos : Best. Conversation. Ever. To walk in on.
[12:17:38] @ Dr Cosmos : Nightkill is dieing with laughter right now, I bet.
[12:17:48] Frost : I'm sure it is.
[12:18:01] Frost : We need to post this in the quotes section.
[12:18:24] shanecross : sorry needed to know if i should start praying for my soul
[12:18:39] Pain has joined the chat on Sat May 28, 2011 12:18 pm
[12:18:50] @ Pain : lol.
[12:18:52] Frost : You probably still should Shane.
[12:18:58] Nocte : lol you serious?
[12:19:03] Nocte : oh hi pain
[12:19:11] @ Pain : Hey Nocte
[12:19:17] Frost : Shane fucked his cousin.
[12:19:21] shanecross : true that hey ain
[12:19:31] shanecross : *pain
[12:19:32] Frost : Hey Pain.
[12:19:43] @ Dr Cosmos : Incest is okay in the bible, anyway.
[12:20:03] Nocte : yeah
[12:20:05] Frost : Well, it has to be.
[12:20:14] Frost : Adam and Eve.
[12:20:29] Nocte : that wasn't incest
[12:20:40] Nocte : eve came from adam right?
[12:20:40] @ Dr Cosmos : That was clonecest.
[12:20:46] Nocte : so it was masturbation
[12:20:48] @ Pain : The bible say's it's cool
[12:20:51] Nocte : lol
[12:20:54] shanecross : true you just couldn't do it if your closely related except in the begining
[12:20:55] Frost : Their kids though.
[12:21:16] @ Pain : Why is incest the topic of discussion
[12:21:37] Nocte : lol
[12:21:38] Frost : Shane came in with a certain question.
[12:21:39] shanecross : me unfortunately
[12:21:40] @ Dr Cosmos : Clonecest is better, because you share the exact same DNA.
[12:21:48] @ Dr Cosmos : Like being in a threesome with your parents.
[12:22:09] shanecross : drunk with a cousin
[12:22:11] Frost : I like that thought, Cosmos.
[12:22:11] @ Pain : Well then
[12:22:14] @ Pain : Disgusting
[12:22:17] @ Pain : lmao..
[12:23:07] Nightkill has joined the chat on Sat May 28, 2011 12:23 pm
[12:23:12] @ Dr Cosmos : Killed the chatbox, yeah.
[12:23:18] @ Dr Cosmos : Nightkill's going to lol

O_o I'm so glad I missed that....

[19:59:53] @ Dr Cosmos : Elaine, Marry me?.
[19:59:59] @ Dr Cosmos : I'll treat you good..
[20:00:14] Danny Graham : Damn it, that would have been the cherry on top..
[20:00:15] wallacewells4eva17 : No Elaine marry me or Phil will slap you.
[20:00:17] @ Elaine : I'll bbl....
[20:00:34] @ Elaine : did wally just propose to a woman?.
[20:00:35] Danny Graham : You're both denied..
[20:01:02] * Dr Cosmos holds up a boombox and tries to win Elaine's heart..
[20:01:29] * wallacewells4eva17 proposes to Elaine cause hss that awesome.
[20:01:33] Danny Graham : Elaine, I've been told I'm very good with my hands..
[20:01:33] wallacewells4eva17 : *hes.
[20:01:45] * Captain Galactic switches to bubba for black swag..
[20:02:06] Bubba Jones has joined the chat on Sat May 28, 2011 8:02 pm.
[20:02:08] Danny Graham : If you catch my drift..
[20:02:25] * Bubba Jones uses black swag to win Elaine..
[20:02:27] Danny Graham : Sims is real life..
[20:02:28] Bubba Jones : I win..
[20:02:42] Danny Graham : We're all hitting on Bliss..

Sims has predicted the future. We will all now hit on Bliss relentlessly, myself more so that anyone else.

Thanks Dan, now I have to fix that hole in my bedroom floor. I think I made it while I was ROFL.

[13:53:12] * Elaine cleans up the goop she made
Taking things out of context is fun.

Acermaxi wrote:[13:53:12] * Elaine cleans up the goop she made
Taking things out of context is fun.

You're learning well.
Lucky you have such a great teacher.

These quotes needs moar me.

[12:53:54] @ Dr Cosmos : Satan wins.
[12:54:01] @ Dr Cosmos : I no longer believe in Nightkill.

He forgets that I am Satan.

[16:38:06] Zane Hataro : I'm not a powergamer.