For me, I’ve always wanted to pull a prank funeral. Instead of a ceremony celebrating my life, a slow pop goes the weasel song plays over and over while a recording of my voice comes from the coffin screaming for my release, promising I’m not a wendigo. Get a clown, and have them read off the funerary rites completely seriously ending with a nose honk, and just as they’re lowering me into the ground; a spring causes my body to go flying from the casket. Whoever catches the corpse gets their funeral next! My grave will say “He shouldn’t have messed with those ferrets.”

While morbid, I like to think that if I could make anyone remember me with this absolutely insane and hopefully funny funeral, that my life will have been worth it.

What would your dream event be?