We put the 'Rok' in Ragnarok

Amethyst ducked just as an ax impacted into the marble wall above her head, knocking down a plaque reading 'Ancient Norway'. "Ice, Ice, baby!" A bolt of ice shot from Amethyst's hand, impaling the massive man bearing down on her. His long hair trailed behind him as he shot across the room, blood poured out from his chest, staining the pig iron breastplate adorning his chest.

Amethyst stepped back as two more men and an armor clad woman ran past a column into the room. The trio gained more ground than Amethyst anticipated. A thrown ax hit the wall right next to Amethyst's head, enlarging her eyes. It took an shaking hand to grab the flask from her side pouch, and a steady cork to keep her hand from letting the plasma spill all over the room, but Amethyst pulled out her trump card.

The bearded blade of a double sided ax continued its trajectory straight into Amethyst's lower neck, but a parry from the impacted throwing ax slowed the blades resolution by a second. That second bought Amethyst her head. She slid out, and tossed the flask into the middle of the room. "It's getting hot in here!" A spark of flame snapped from Amethyst's fingers, igniting the flask as it hit the apex of its arc. The plasma within the flask erupted, igniting the three aggressors in the marble gallery.

In the corner of her eye, Amethyst spotted the viking she bolted with an ice lance pull the melted barb out of him. His wounds closed, and his gaze white. While the fires burned, Amethyst grabbed the satchel she worked so hard to fill, and darted for the nearest exit.

A bearded ax flew from a perpendicular adjacent hallway, slamming into the wall in front of Amethyst. "Ay! Kill the witch!"

The ax did not hit her, so she kept running.

And, so did the men who gave chase behind her.

Taking a sharp right, Amethyst bolted into the exhibit hall featuring a fully constructed tyrannosaurus dominating the center platform. The flanking assortment of dinosaurs all remained in tact from wires and bolts, but a bearded ax shook a velicoraptor from its stand with its misguided aim.

"I am one with the force and the force is with me! I am one with the force and the force is with me!" Amethyst dove under the tail of a stegosaurus. She only listened to what sounded like a man crashing into the bone obstacle as she found what looked like an emergency exit in the back of the room.

She pushed through the fire escape and felt a hand grab her by the collar. Instead of finding the exterior of the museum, she found herself inside of a purple and black wooden hallway, facing a ruggedly, some would say hottest guy ever, manly man.

"Tengo Okami!" The man held out his hand near his chest.

"Wow, you came at the perfect-"

"You've been kidnapped!" The hand by his chest shoved Amethyst into an open room, slamming the door shut and locking it. "Hey! Miri! I found someone I think I can enter in a fightclub, but don't talk about fightclub. I'm pretty sure she can fight a bear."

"Oh, no, no, we've got a bear." Tengo brushed his hands as he walked past Miri. "Hey, you're full in all the right places."

At no point had Okami procured a bear. He only heard people talk about bears on the Internet twice. The first time came from a website listing the prowess and majesty of the Kodiak bear. The second website listed a place where you could locate bears. Not, actual bears of course. Okami located a fetish website specializing in pairing men. So, Okami began his search for the best bear he could. "You know Miri, I think some of those guys you shot an arrow at- by the way, that was really cool- look like they could be exactly what we need."

Okami knocked on the cell door. He knocked again. "Now who's being rude? Am I right?"

"The door it locked!" Amethyst stood behind the door.

"I know. That's rude!" Okami banged on the door.

"You kidnapped me!"

"You're just full of excuses." Okami took a step back and looked over to Miri. "Miri! Your captain orders you to open the door. Please?"