The Wedding of Jeannie and Dire!!! [Open]

Malik Faulkner aka The Demonic Dire found himself, once again, in London with his best friend Jeannie Rose.
Yet this time was a little different. They weren't on a suicide mission.
They weren't building pillow forts.
They weren't having Rozmer stick his head in their business.
No.
This time they were all dressed up for a double date.
Malik just pulled the classic tux for this one.
He met Jeannie at the front of the restaurant and side hugged her.
"Glad I'm not late."

The beautiful and identical French twins appeared out of the crowd on time.
They both held their hands out to shake them.
Malik stood, for just a moment. He was so confused.
Then he pulled their hands up and kissed both their hands, "Pleased to meet the both of you."
He said politely.

Jeannie in a fancy pink dress notices her friend malik doing his best James bond impression for their double date,comes over
Jeannie smiles hugging her friend I'm glad your not late too. that means I'm not late. the twins they were meeting at the restaurant, huh she hopes her and malik don't get their twin mixed up that be awkward.

malik does the prince charming thing well that cool. Jeannie is a hugger though she gives the twins a hug. then the group make their way into the restaurant.

They went into the restaurant and sat at a table.
Malik pulled the chairs out for all three of the ladies.
The two twins said "Thank You." in perfect unison.
Malik was taken aback. It was perfect harmony.


After a lot of the time was spent by Malik and Jeannie chatting, one of the twins spoke up.
"Why don't the two of YOU get married???"

who usjeannie looks kinda confused by the twins suggestion maliks really cool,and a good buddy but his a guy,I love girls so not sure how that could work. to bad cause we could come up with the best wacky wedding ever if we did,we both like silly stuff. maybe if we turned you into a girl!jeannie look at malik wondering how he'd look as a girl.

Malik laughed. "Uh no..."
At Jeannie's comment he began to think about how fun he and Jeannie's wedding would be.
He kept thinking about it, but didn't talk about it.
That would be rude.

After dinner they both got hugs from all and left.
When the twins got in the car, "Those are some strange people..."

When Malik escorted Jeannie to their pimpmobile [a hot pink low rider cadillac], he said "You nailed it!!!"
He said.

When they pulled into Jeannie's parents' castle [OOC: dont stress the story behind this, just enjoy it.]
He said, "What if we DID get married... In a sense..."

huh well I do like parties,and I'm sure mommy and daddy would let us have it here at the castle she always says me and daddy waste how beautiful it is just using as a haunted house at Halloween,we just use it as a regular house most of the time. our haunted house act pretty good, though. huh in a sense? well, it's your idea so yet you handle that and go along with it I don't like over thinking stuff. cause it'll be great we can invite are friends. and come up with wacky decorations and games, and have the biggest tastiest cake ever,and a bouncy castle and a petting zoo,pony rides all kinda fun stuff. jeannie jumps around excited she can hardly wait to see where this wacky wedding goes it's going to be so great!

Malik grins from ear to ear "Okay so I guess this is only right..."
He adjusts the seat, and goes down onto one knee.
"Jeannie Rose... Will you marry me?"
He puts air quotes around marry.

Jeannie smiles too sure I well marry you malik!........sorry I forgot your last name,I know I should know this but I'm more of a casual first name person,last names are too much like school again,bad flashbacks of miss rose to the principles office . she looks puzzled by the air quotes part but goes ahead does air quotes thingy too. then scratched her head trying to remember his last name.

ishtar no that was the bad guy on one session of Yugi-oh and he was a marik, not a malik,for some reason I'm thinking more german sounding, oh well so how does one go about haveing a wedding never had one before,and my mommy and daddy were married before I was born so I didn't go to theirs

Malik smiled like the devil himself.
"We make the wedding as crazy and screwed up as possible!!!"

He looked to the castle "But first... We need to borrow your dad's lab..."

yay crazy wedding ,ok so they go into her house stopping to say hi to her mommy and get some cookies in the kitchenmommy I'm getting married malik is too.
thats nice dear,oh i got that one jacket of yours fixed,I wish your  father would come up with a way to make your clothes as indestructible as you are,but I'm glad it's the clothes I have to fix and not you when you get back from you and your friends crazy games.,nice to see you again malikjeannie mom waves goodbye then goes back to cleaning a strange green goo from the microwave another of Jeannie's dad experiments. gone haywire.

so they arrive at the lab her dad is tinkering with what appears to be a toaster with squirt guns attached to it. hey daddy what yay making this time.jeannie ask looking like a cat that saw a ball of yarn at his contraption.
oh your home and Mr malik is visiting again. Jeannie  sad the frezzo matic worked well,good to hear and you are just in time to see the rpnjg thought you'd like the name sweety since  you love explosives so much.well it shouldn't blow up  if things go right

he pushes a button and the machine starts like a normal toaster before shooting the toast into the air so the water guns can shoot peanut butter and   jelly on the pieces of bread they then fall on the plate making a sandwich.

Jeannie watches amused then snatches up the sandwich.tasty
yes tricky part was getting the peanut butter to flow through the gun without  it clogging or being too liquid.

ok guess what I'm getting married so we need to borrow your lab for some wedding planning stuff.

well that great dear,sure you can borrow the lab,I should ,help your mom clean up the playtable mess,was trying to give vegetables the property  of play doo thought kids would like their vegetables more if they could play with them.

still, have the tiny exploding problem to work out. but should get it worked out soon.

have fun and call if you need any helphe then leaves them to their plans pondering the idea of a revolver type adjustment to the jelly gun on the rpnjg to accept multiple types of jelly.

Malik stood in awe.
"Sandwiches... Infinite sandwiches..."

He shook that off and allowed his mind to churn.
"Okay... I need to give this the chemical properties of that whilst keeping the physical properties..."
Malik had thought him and Jeannie's dad had the same kind of mind and it turns out, they did.
He whizzed around the lab like it were his own. Although he was no genius, he understood this man's work. Probably because his science teacher was hot.
Inertia and jiggle effect of the breasts always got him to pay attention...
He then realized he jotted down his science teacher's name on Mr. Rose's notepad.
He erased it and dug around trying to find a spark plug.
He then tried out his classic sitcom: "OOOH HONEY!!!"
He switched back to his normal voice "Do you have a sock monkey and some ring pops?"

yeah hold onjeannie skips off to her room then returns with a big bag of ring pops and a large toy box full of sock monkeys and other stuffed animals.
Jeannie smiles curiously watching her friend dart around the lab is this good

Malik giggled with glee.
"Yes, yes! Perfect!"
He grabbed a ring pop and stuck it in the doo-hicky he just created.
"Now for the test..."
He slammed thing on the ground and it bounced back up.
"Yus..." He mumbled.
He then stuck it in some superheater Mr. Rose had and put it for 5 minutes. That normally evaporates pretty much anything.
He then turned his eyes to the sock monkey.
"Crazy question... Your dad wouldn't happen to have a bunch of human voice boxes lying around does he?"

Jeannie watches his doo-hicky experiments amused. oh yeah he has some really good ones that can say all kinds of things,he puts them in my stuffed animals makes tea parties with them more fun.
she looks around then finds the box of voices boxes and brings it over to malik

Malik's smile diminishes completely when the bloody box is given to him.
"Wait- what???"
He opens the box.
Surely they aren- Oh, yeah those are the voice boxes.
"I don't even want to know how he got these..."
It wasn't the actual voice boxes that grossed him out, it was how Mr. Rose had to have gotten them.
A ding snatched him out of evil genius mode.
"Comiiiing!"
He pulled the Ring Pop out to see it fully intact and still at room temperature.
Dire gave an evil laugh, "This Ring Pop is indestructable!!!"

He grabbed a larnyx out of the box and grabbed the sock monkey.
"I need operating equipment."
He stated as he added some notes to Mr. Rose's notebook.