Well ain't that fantastic! (Dire, siege and jeannie)

"Tell me about this Hypermorph stuff!" Tyler growled at the mob boss in front of him. This guy had been selling a kind of superdrug that had become popular among the criminals of LA. He had his eyes on this guy a while, he was the kind of guy who you would think of when you think criminal and he deserved to die. He had killed multiple people for no other reason than they were in his way and had been seen kidnapping children and holding them for ransom.

"I dunno man, let me go!" the man pleaded with Tyler but to no avail, he wasn't gonna get anything past him.

"Tell me before I start breaking limbs!" Tyler threatened as he grabbed his gun and placed the grip against his knee.

"I'm telling you man, I don't know anything!" the panicked before screeching out in pain. Tyler had straighten out the guy's leg and brung down the end of the gun onto his knee with a lot of force.

"Gonna tell me now?" he sighed as he stepped back.

"I-I heard that some guy called Guaro had stole them from a company, that's all I know honest!" the man cried.

"Wasn't that hard was it?" Tyler said as he pulled out his gun and fired, killing the guy.

Later on...

"Guys I think I have something interesting on this Hypermorph stuff." Tyler announced as he strolled into the living room where Jeannie, Malik and Lilu were sitting.

laying on the couch Jeannie plays on her Gameboy ,huh she must have missed the memo for it being 80's night looking at dire's Michael Jacksonish outfit. she had a comfier choice of attire a white tank top with a smiley face on it and some pink sweatpants.
Jeannie looks up from her Gameboy when tyler comes inyay daddy's home ,guess what I just caught a Snorlax I just love Snorlax his like my spirit animal we both love eating and sleeping.

so what's a hypermorph new boy band?

Malik was sitting with Lilu and Jeannie, trying to get Lilu to play the song he recommended and do a duet.
He was dressed in a very Michael Jackson-ish outfit.
Black leather jacket, black shiny shoes, black jeans, even the glove.
Tyler came trotting into the room with them like he just received the key to the city.
Unlike Jeannie, Dire was more of an evil bounty hunter so he had already heard about this hypermorph stuff. It intrigued him HIGHLY.
It made him think about how he would be right with the crooks if he hadn't gotten his powers in some other way.
He tried to go underground and get some intel without a search warrant [whatever the hell that is...], but seeing Dire on the news didn't really give the goonies a good feeling... So he killed them.
Yeah yeah, Tyler wouldn't like that... But what daddy doesn't know, won't hurt him!
He stood up promptly when Tyler said "Hypermorph"
"Lay it on me, Wolfee!"
He said as he tried to gather the small bit of info that he had acquired himself.
He remembered one guy telling him a guy named Giro...
No that's not right...
Guaro.
Yeah, that's it...
Had stole it from some big bucks company...
So that means mass production and dispersment.
That means bad...
Maybe...

"On my mission I was hunting down that mob boss right? Well I had heard the guys henchmen talking about how he had bought a big crate-full of the stuff and was planning to use the stuff at some point. I then got into the boss's room and interrogated him for a bit. he told me he had bought them off some guy called Guaro." Tyler explained as he slumped onto the couch, next to dire.

"So what do you think team?" Tyler asked as he pulled on of the pills he took from the boss's stash out of his pocket and presented it to the group.

"I'm down for it." Astrid stated as she turned off her phone and put it back into her bag...

so if we take them we can enter the matrix right?jeannie looks though the pills for a red one.
down for what Astrid? are we going on a mission or something,oww think I see a red one

Jeannie goes back to looking for the red pill so she can go down the rabbit hole.

Lilu was lying down upon the floor fully stretched at in his usual relaxation position, with his Ukulele resting upon his sturdy chest. He did a slight nod towards Malik as he continued to persist about Lilu playing a duet, saying "Kala mai ia‘u, maybe later".

"Kolohe, but if it is needed I shall join" Lilu delivers in a sluggish way, as he closes his eyes and begins to fully lay his head back down and begins a low hum from a Somoan song.

Malik rolled his eyes when Lilu shrugged him off.
"Kala my ass..." He mumbled.

Then Malik unbuttoned his leather jacket and said "What do I think? I think if this Guaro is buying so much of this stuff, then it has to be coming from a funded lab... That means business will be boomin'... I think we need to shut this operation down before we have us another takeover attempt..."
He said this with such determination, it was almost out of character for him.
It was a shame the only time he ACTED serious was when he LOOKED like Michael Jackson.
He let the seriousness melt away and his goofy nature appear again, "Ty, did ya get your hands bloody???"
Using the term mercs always used for killing a man dead.

Jeannie listens to malik oh there is a drug dealer guy they need to stop ok then yay I like booms booms let make light them up like the fourth of July.

you guys can do the dirty hand stuff I prefer the longer distance approach of just shooting them,less likely to get blood on my clothes that way,mommy hates having to get blood out of my clothes and I don't want to make laundry hard on her if I can avoid it . you can guys can smash their skulls with your hands all you want just try not to get it on me. with her heart set on blowing this drug dealer lab to the moon when they find it,she heads to the armory of the base.

and in a psychotically cute manor goes about feeling a little red wagon with all the explosives she can find.

"Of course I did, he was a psychopath that terrorized the people, are exact enemy." Tyler said as he ran his fingers thru his hair and yawned.

"Well head out tomorrow, right now I'm going to sleep." Tyler yawned, he hadn't slept in 3 days.

"Good night~" Astrid sung as Tyler walked off.

Malik waited until Tyler was gone then started singing softly "Astrid and Wolfee sittin' in a tree... It is quite obvious you've got the hots for him! Right Lilu?" He said not really expecting him to answer.
He slung an arm around Astrid, "Your secret's safe with me! AND! I'll be your wingman. I can see it now! Astrid Wolfee!"

Astrid sighed in response to Dire. "Is it really that obvious?" she asked as she placed her phone onto the coffee table in the living room. "I'll take you up on your offer but..." Astrid stated bluntly, a ball of light forming in her hand. "... If you straight up tell him things will not end pretty for you." she pouted as the ball dissipated.

aww poo, she was all ready to go play,Jeannie had returned with a wagon full of bombs but when she gets there tyler say there not going tell tomorrow.

oww but I got all the toys ready to go play,well guess I'll leave them here so were ready to go then Jeannie comically leaves a wagon of bombs casually sitting in the living room,like it was perfectly normal to have bombs in your living room and wonders off to the Kitchen in search of cookies.

Malik laughed when Jeannie left a bunch of bombs just sitting in the living room.
"Now that is a fire hazard!"

He regarded Astrid with high importance, she was the only one who actually didn't consider them friends.
Only coworkers.
"I'm only THE WORST at dating! What could possibly go wrong?!"
He said as he removed his arm from around her to help in the search for cookies.

The next day...

The group had parked themselves in front of what seemed to be a old warehouse which actually was a gateway to the black market, identifiable by the strange graffiti that marked the area. The ware itself was quite odd, having various dents and burn marks that made it look as if it had been abandoned for years.

Tyler and astrid stood there, Tyler having the Dokan resting on his shoulder and Astrid sitting there with a ball of light in her hand just incase anything tried to jump out at the two.

"Right, if you guys are ready I guess we can just go in and take down some bad guys." Tyler smiled as he pivoted around and looked at the rest of the group behind him...

so time to get the bad guys Jeannie had decided to change into a more bad guy chasing time outfit. a black tank top with an angry smiley face on it. so the bad guys would know she's in angry Jeannie mode so the better watch out. even though not as comfy as the sweat pants she had earlier. the camo pants had lots pockets for bullets and stuff.

yay time to get some bad guys,guess I should knock on their door then. open says Jeannie Jeannie looks though her little wagon of toys and finds a rocket launcher and blast the door to the warehouse.

Jeannie smiles amused with the explosion,she then pulls out an assault rifle,ready or not bad guys here we come.