(Double XP) Down Where It's Wetter... (BlissxUzmaxTengoxMiri)

The air in Bermuda did not agree with Bliss. Luckily man invented boats with air conditioning. Big ones.
The only thing coming even close to a business Bliss could put her name on came through her half-sister. Whom had a different last name. Bliss could never remember it though. All of the clothing in the room did stand up well enough on its own, giving Mitsuko's fashion blog a very big fanbase. It all fit her summer line with giving the warm feel of the boat even more cozy. But, Bliss could only few the yellows, light blues, and reds in a shade of green. "I wonder if I change her name to Fukuyama, she'd think I was being nice. Suzy wouldn't take it. Suzy's an idiot." Bliss sat in a plush chair scrolling through her phone, wearing white flip flops with a red sarong with a black bikini top, swirling a mixed drink in her long glass in her hand. "Tanaka. It's Tanaka. Why am I looking at her fashion blog and where is this person Chelle was sending me." The empty room fell quiet as Bliss lifted her sunglasses to the top of her head. "Why am I talking to myself?"

A ruffling of the material began to shake Bliss towards the mannequins lining the interior office of the Chelle's business yacht. Because of course Chelle, has a yacht just for doing business. "Hey! Is something or someone trying to steal-"

"Yes!" A man whose very smile blinded Bliss to how amazing his perfectly curled brown hair fell about his forehead. "Tengo Okami. Pirate. From Space. Space Pirate." He extended his hand.

"You want me to shake your hand while you are robbing me?" Bliss grabbed his fingers, cutting off his handshake.

"I was following Mitsuko's fashion blog and thought, 'I need all of these clothes'!" Tengo broke his hand from Bliss' grip and brought them both into the air. "You see, I thought about people wearing clothes this one time, and now she makes clothes, so you see where I'm going with this right, dummy?"

Bliss opened her mouth to speak, but her eyes quickly gave up as to what her next course of action should sound like. "No?"

"Okay, well then I don't think you can help me with my grand ideas, so do you mind leaving?"

"This is my office. I have a meeting here with some girl about a modeling job and another about- you know what you don't get to know my itinerary. Time for you to take a swim." Bliss cracked her knuckles, popped her neck and prepared for a smack down, while Okami just reached in his pocket and pulled out a powder.

"Look at all of these clothes I get to put my name on!" Okami took out a sharpie and began to change the name on the tag from Mitsuko! to Tengo with Okami! "I can't believe I made all this cool clothing! I wonder if this fits?" He held up a blue and yellow T-shirt with a girl very similar looking to Tyuki Gold appearing out of the colors.

"MMPPPHHHH!" Black tape wrapped Bliss' body to a table Okami flipped up longwise with a large strip placed over her mouth. Her hands were tied right by her belly at an angle recklessly thrown together in the same manner her ankles and knees were tied. Bliss tried to get the table to move by jumping, but could only manage to somehow move backwards. Her hands and ankles would be out of commission for some time and her eyes would need to do all of the talking for her, but Okami could only pay attention to his new enterprise.

"Do you want this?" Okami held up a small shoulder carry made for beach essentials. Bliss shook her head in an attempt to break loose, but Okami just took it a signal for him to take it. "I can put things in this. What things do I own? Got it. Dynamite and phat booty."

"Hmmm?" The arrival of dynamite in the situation made Bliss more uncomfortable, and she was already duct taped to a table.

"Phat booty like money. Not the fat booty like the thing you don't have. And yeah dynamite. You can make swords out it and open doors with it. I once made a wall fall down with it. Crazy right?" Crazy indeed.

Bliss moved her toe closer to try and pull her phone over towards her. Toe texting would be an odd endeavor, but she needed some way to communicate with the outside world. Unfortunately, her phone did not reset to the home screen, instead staying on Mitsuko's fashion blog. As Bliss scrolled down the list, Okami caught on to what Bliss wanted him to see. "You want me to get you those sandals?"

With a disgruntled swell of anger, disgust, and loathing, Bliss finally just collapsed into the acceptance of how terrible this pirate was at his job. And, that made her feel comfortable in a horrified way or horrified in a comfortable way. She did not know, but apparently, she was not going anywhere anytime soon, so she could think it over.

"These pants are to die for!" Okami turned around with a pair of white cotton capris. "If you weren't tied to a table, would you buy them? For two thousand dollars?"

Bliss just shook her head and grinded her teeth while Okami took a swig of her drink.

"Oh hey Uzma, what's up. I like your butt." Tengo turned his attention to the elf saying judgemental things. "Evil? No dummy. Here listen. I'm making a fashion line, see?" Okami lifted the shirt he was currently scribbling his name on. "I think I'm going to have like a fashion walk thing on one of those stages, but I need models. And models all have big booties cause that is what is cool, but all I got is this chick taped to the table, and no one wants to see her model anything."

"Mpphhhh!" Bliss came back to life as she doubled her efforts to escape. Of course it came with no success. Bliss never bought an emphasis in sleight of hand since she did not have the skill. Hell, her agility was not even on par with Phoenix shugenja or Kaiu engineers. Having to watch the dialogue helplessly while Uzma, who in all honesty Bliss was mostly nice to, continued to sweet talk the guy robbing her.

"So, I need some models, and I need to finish my fashion line by writing my name on all these clothes- hey you're an elf! That's cool, dummy. Wanna hang out? I got a boat. Oh, and a space ship." Tengo threw another shirt on the table. "I'm getting away from the scoring big booty game and getting into the fashion industry. I see you are still in the big booty game Uzma." Recently Tengo hired a Human resources manager for his crew, but a monster ate him, so Tengo said things like 'I see you are still in the big booty game Uzma.' "So, elf-girl, wanna buy this shirt for seven thousand dollars? By the way, I taped that chick to a table because she was just talking a bunch and I was like, 'I bet I can tape her to a table'. That's cool right?"

Bliss wanted nothing more than to get off of this table and back to holding control over this room. Apparently, she needed to interview Uzma for a job, but just with the background of association with Okami, Bliss would readily deny her ass on the spot. She just needed to get her hands loose. She kept pulling and trying to beat them against her belly. Out of everyone in the room coming to her aid, Bliss began to wonder if if Uzma would be the lowest or Okami. Okami was dumb, but when Bliss told herself she was mostly nice to Uzma, she did need to take in consideration the numerous times things did not go so nice.

Once Uzma began to stomp across the room, Bliss flinched, closing her eyes and remembering the fight on the beach with Deathbringer, and the time Bliss used Uzma as a projectile weapon. Instead of feeling any immediate pain, Bliss only felt the discomfort of having the tape removed from her body. "MMpppphhhhhh-OWWW!" Bliss yelled as the tape rolled off from across her mouth. "You can do it more gently! This actually hurts!" Turbulence in the sea knocked the boat to the side. "Great, did one of you bring a storm too?" Bliss rubbed her newly freed wrists as Uzma cut through the tape hold Bliss' body to the table. Her knees and ankles she could do herself, but the red marks left by the tape would counteract any tanning she hoped to do.

"Hey Uzma, I put myself down as a reference on your resume. I actually know the lady you are interviewing with, so I'll put in a good word." Okami dropped the folder on a table as Miri ran out of the room speaking of Doom. "She thinks the world is-"

"That is my drink!" Unleashing her no longer pent up energy, Bliss rushed over and grabbed her drink from Okami's grasp, drinking down several gulps at one time. "I deserve this! Get off this boat now!"

"Okay, cool, but someone named Uzma comes by looking for a job, she's really good at things." Okami stood proud with his stack of stolen clothes, smiling over at Uzma before turning back to Bliss.

"You are gone!" A sharp finger pushed Okami back before Bliss turned back to Uzma. "A good guy? Just a little confused? No one does that to me! Ever! Okay, you are hired." A little moment set in before another crash hit the ship. "However, I am just hiring you, so I can fire you. Congratulations! You're fired." The grip Bliss kept on her glass slipped, throwing the drink to the ground with another crash. Even air could not fit between Bliss' balled up fists as she began to jump up and down. "Why does that keep happening!? Tentacle monster?"

Sure enough, once Bliss followed Uzma out, she and Miri witnessed as a massive creature sprung out from the sea. "Okay. New plan. We ask this monster to kill that guy stealing all the clothes. Then we thank him. Good?"

The first important element to pop up came when Bliss noticed the magic girl transformation come from Miri. "The white bitch gets this? Ain't that some shit." This of course happened moments after the monster ate Okami. That maybe should have been the first thing to get to, but it was not, because it does not directly affect Bliss. "If it would stop wrecking the boat, I would say we just head out, however-" Bliss got things started by telekinetically throwing Uzma at the monster. She forgot why Uzma could be used as a projectile weapon, but she remembered it worked last time.

"Alright, you and me can finish the rest. Uzma will be our- you know what, I like Angry Princess. I'm going to put it on a shirt. And now, Okami can't steal it on account of how dead he hopefully is." The bad thing about being surrounded by water was how hard it would be to throw it at a monster. Well, maybe she could- nope, could not pick up water and throw it. Chelle would probably get a little annoyed if Bliss sank her yacht, and there would really be no upward progress from merely defeating the monster. At most Bliss could only break even.

Force fields. Bliss could use force fields. Then, she remembered she could use force fields. "Stop!" One tentacle fell from its path, landing in the ocean. "Hitting!" Another blast repelled a second tentacle. "A boat I don't own!" The second tentacle flew away. "You seem like you don't know how this world works, but with how you look right now, letting this thing grab you would break the Internet."

"Going under?!" A sudden gleam of dread filled Bliss. "This is a $600 swimsuit. It can't get wet!" Very little of the objections Bliss brought forward mattered in the long run of gravity. The boat began to buckle at the bow. Bliss grabbed onto the railing and wrapped herself around it, trying to work her way towards the stern of the ship. It did little to help as Bliss and Miri both plummeted to a watery grave.

The watery grave looked as tranquil as water, but also as chaotic and violent as water. Then Uzma was there. "This isn't heaven. And that moron isn't here, so it isn't Hell. And there's a monst- are we in a bubble?" A few water bubbles floated by as a massive yacht tanking behind them. "Alright, I can deal with this." Telekinesis propelled the bubble with an offset buoyancy, but no one else was moving the bubble, so people who were not Bliss could go to the Hell Bliss thought she woke up in.

"We're going away from the monster, because it makes more sense to not go close to a monster. We'll be up at the top pretty soon." The riptide of the seas did not agree with the desired results Bliss wanted, but did go along with her actions. Quickly the bubble began to submerge further and further into the depths of the ocean. Bliss stumbled off her feet and landed in between Miri and Ryzo.

Bliss can be all the drama queen she wants. But, when your bubble pops, it brings in your worst fears. Floating in the ocean in a swimsuit she would rather not get wet, Bliss faced the realization she could now at least float to the surface. Her realization lasted less than a second before a tentacle wrapped around her body and began to pull her further from the light of the surface. The slow dwindling of the light mixed with the loss of oxygen from her current predicament did little to keep her mind steady.

The only thought to enter Bliss' mind came from the motion of the creature. If it wanted to kill Bliss, it could merely stay in its current position. Instead, the creature continued to submerge. Clearly it wanted to show her something. Or to someone.

Bliss hated being right all the time. A light began to appear at the bottom of the ocean. Moths typically ran into flames because of their inability to understand it; Bliss looked like she would be meeting it due to an unwelcome expedience from a massive creature of ultimate girth and unknown ambitions. A glass structure made its image to Bliss as the creature pulled her further down. All Bliss wanted to do was sit on a boat, drink, and maybe do a little work. And now she had to stare at a glass pyramid.

The creature moved into the pyramid, plopping the quartet onto a floor made of a soft sponge substance. Bliss pushed herself up, but found her efforts taken from her by a tentacle wrapping her, the furry companion, and the two other companions up with a strong tentacle. "This plan has sucked. Since we can't do anything about it, I'll explain why. One, we used to be on a boat. Two, the boat is gone. Three, were dragged under water. Four, my swimsuit is wet. Five, we're now wrapped up by a sea monster, in a weird glass pyramid that no one knows about. I'm pretty sure there is a reason no one knows about it."

"Six. There's a weird lady over there." coming from the weirdest in the bunch, excluding classic elf Princess girl because she was cute despite being weird, Uzma was pointing with her nose as she looked over toward a woman in a seaweed type dress.

At least, it looked like seaweed. It also looked a lot like fish scales. She wore a tribal like headpiece that wrapped her hair up with star fish and other sea shells. She wore a few oyster shells over her bosom, and tons of pearls laced the rest of her body. She had other corals growing out of her skin, but she looked beautiful. Her hair was a light blue, and her eyes were a match. Her skin was almost translucent. She looked like an odd ghost witch.

Staring at her, Uzma took in a breath and realized she could indeed breath down here.

Mirshann held her breath for as long as she could. Even when they landed on the patch of green sponge, she refused to breathe in. The fear of drowning was too real. She had almost drown herself during her first nights on Earth, and it was a traumatic experience. Ryzo, being emotionally bonded to his Master, felt the same fear.

But, once the Warrior woman of ebony and ivory, or so she appeared, took in a deep breath, Mirshann found herself at ease. She took in a large gasp of air and actually forgot she was being held by a tentacle monster for a few moments before feeling the grip tighten on her.

"We can breathe, my companion. Draw a breath before you pass out." Looking to Ryzo who was smooshed between Bliss and Uzma, the wolf let his maw hang open as his massive tongue flopped out and he took in a few deep breaths as well.

"I am very glad we have people willing to take the first breath on our team." Ryzo thought to Mirshann, giving her a glance from his big yellow eyes.

"Oh. We can stand." Stating the obvious, Mirshann felt her feet press into the sponge material beneath them. The tentacle was lingering by, but it had let the four of them go. It was quite nice to be able to stand on her own again, but at what cost?

This monster was obviously going to hurt her, and her new found companions. However, the sea witch with baby blue hair was about to speak. Of course Warrior had to cut her off.

"So, I'll be the first to ask. Are you going to kill us?" She asked, looking at the sea witch.

"No. But, I should. Something hit my precious Henry." The witch said, pointing to her creature.

"Wait.. what?" Uzma was completely confused. Why pull them down here then?

"So, wait. Let me... let me get this straight," Uzma was having a hard time wrapping her mind around this.

"You mean to tell me that your pet, Henry, brought us here so you could see us and... what? What now?"

"Ah hahaha! Obviously you're all going to be my slaves! Henry, spit up the one you ate. He can be my personal foot masseuse." The witch cackled as she instructed Henry to spit up Okami - so long as he was still alive in there.

The stupid squid finally let Bliss go. At least the floor did not feel so bad to fall upon, but nothing about the situation looked like a bright tomorrow. Then, Uzma cut Bliss off from talking. "Bitch, excuse me." A fire burned in Bliss' eyes with fire hot enough to melt steel beams. "So, let me ask you, why is your water monster thing named 'Henry'?" Bliss clicked her tongue to her teeth as the only question she could think of came from her mouth.

Ooze began to seep out of one of the bottom legs of the monster as a sword poked its way into the room. Pressure opened the wound more quickly, pushing the form of Okami back into the room. For a one leg man, he found a quick enough way to bounce to his feet. "Uzma!" Okami waved as he bounced over towards Uzma and Bliss. "Hey! Remember me?! It's Okami. Tengo Okami. I threw a sword at you once- hey it's that lady from the boat!" Okami reached out and hugged Bliss close to his body.

"Get off me." Bliss moved her head from Okami's pecs. "Get the fuck off me." Everytime Okami came around, Bliss spent the next several minutes trying to squirm out of something terrible.

"Elf girl!" Okami tossed Bliss on her posterior. "You don't have a rocking butt, but you rock. Who's that lady."

"No, shut up. Witch lady, you suck. Uzma, shut up. Okami, go get eaten by something. Elf lady, you and me are going to go magic girl on this witch. And I hope Okami dies."