TPS

Ok a little about me:

1) I am The Perfect Sandwich

2) You are my slaves

3) I am the most influential person that will ever come to this site.
ps. Also the funniest

4) I love dry hardcore humor..... ^^^^^^^ This is not a joke.

I hope you welcome me to the site and please have (FUN ) with me

1) More like The Perfect Bitch <3

2) You're my bitch

3) You're the top bitch of the site

4) I believe it.

I <3 U

Welcome.

Oh boy oh boy...where to begin?

Well Mac.... I'm not sure about all of this but there are 5 things I can definitely tell you in response.

1) You are The Perfect Sandwich...congrats you can remember your name. Next we can work on grammar.

2) This is offensive and triggers me. Tumblr bitch.

3) I'm not sure about the most influential person on this site...but I know you certainly have made quite the influence on the world. I'm pretty sure knowing you is why Robin Williams turned out the way he did. You called Princess Diana and she decided that rather than hit "ignore" again she'd rather just crash and burn to avoid you.... You are pretty funny though.

4) I don't even need to touch this one...pretty sure you'd fire off premature anyway.

5) Despite all of this you're a good sport...though the fact we've done this after you've been here for years still boggles my mind... Regardless Welcome to the site hope you decide to stay around...or don't. Up to you.

That is what I wanted see I got 2 epic people who are cooler than me to respond in less than 10 minutes. SUCCESS

I'm so glad you know so much about me. It shows you either admire me or take great consideration into my time.

Thanks for the welcome.

Anytime,
Mac