Nazis, Vampires, Werewolves, Prince of Hell, Boobies (Entei)

Deep in the old, abandoned subway tunnels under Manhattan... pockets of the tunnels which had not yet seen or never will see repair, where busted sewer pipes poured grey or black water into pools...

An unlikely battle was taking place.

Bearing witness to the spectacle, a caged Nicolas Cage, bound and gagged and trapped inside a large cage, watched as two blades of energy flashed through the tunnels. He struggled against his bonds and chains, but could only watch haplessly as his would be savior fought for her life.

"Hold on Mister Cage!" A female voice called, the figure with the two energy blades assured him.

The armored troll with the brass arm plowed his meaty fists into the sewer walls, pulverizing everything except his elusive target. The beast, as rank and foul as the environment they fought in, howled and growled in its native tongue. His foe moved with quickness, and held her own against his blows; Shauna Masters, the Sun Queen, had not fought in a long time, and certainly not against supernatural foes. Where's Dragon Girl's Fists when you need them!, she thought.

The troll was no slouch either. Shauna sliced into his thick flesh, but her energy blades extended only 18 inches, not able to completely sever limbs through its thick armor. The troll roared in pain but regenerated the smoking wounds slowly but surely. Shauna landed in the water and the Troll reacted with a mighty backhand, striking a force barrier generated by Shauna's suit, which sent her flying.

She needed an intervention and quick.

"So please, Nolan, my favorite little annoying AI, tell me again why I am walking around a disgusting Manhattan sewer?" Michael spoke into an ear piece, sinking his boots and lower pant leg into yet another step of disgusting, mucky water. "I am just dying to hear it again."

"Some of Jeisen's old sensors picked up some calamity down here, sounded like a rather large brawl, and you're the closest ally Jeisen has. Also, because he said so."

The robotic voice of the AI rang through Entei's ear, causing his eye to twitch in annoyance. He was still rather confused how he had went from eating at a five star restaurant, dressed in a hand tailor Armani suit, to combat boots and jeans making his way through a sewer.

"You know Nolan." Michael said, scratching at the white tank top he was wearing. "If this whole super hero things doesn't work out, you and Jeisen should get into the casting couch business, because you two are just fantastic at talking people into doing stupid shit."

"It helps that you were once a hooker, Nolan out."

Michael stopped in his tracks, letting out a deep sigh. He pulled the ear piece from his ear, crushing it in his bare hands and letting the pieces fall into the water. The robot had really gotten the best of him on that one, that was a good burn. Shaking his head in disappointment, a noise caused his ears to twitch. Was that.. the sound of shattering concrete? Increasing his speed to a sprint, his feet sloshing in the rancid water, he drew his Kurikara blade from it's wooden prison, embracing his demonic transformation.

Whatever was happening, he was sure he would need this.

Shauna was slightly grateful for the distance the thing put between himself and the Sun Queen. Her suit's propulsion corrected her, preventing her from smashing into the wall and turning to past.

"Eat plasma!" To repay the kindness, a plasma beam shot from her faceplate- but the Troll's polished brass prosthetic proved reflective enough to beable to redirect the beam, boring a smoking hole inches away from Michael's head. The Troll charged forward once more, taking Shauna in close combat- she wised up and sliced off the Brass hand's fingers first, while deftly leaping over a swing of its claws, though getting sewer water everywhere. It bellowed its frustration, and the beast's growl echoed in the tunnels.

"What the fuck..?" The prince of hell asked himself aloud, skidding to a halt near the creature and... hero? What the hell was she?

There was a look an anxiety on his face as he jerked his head back, dodging the laser beam, suddenly incredibly thankful for his inhuman reflexes and senses. He let out a sigh of calming air, drawing his sword into a defensive stance.

"Yo, sewer breath!" He called out to the troll, "Why not test yourself against a demon?!"

The troll and Sun Queen continued to do battle, the Sun Queen taking the troll's brass arm at the elbow. The troll was pretty occupied with Shauna, though in a moment of breathing room he chucks a small boulder in his pouch at him for interrupting.

Far on the other side of the tunnel, Nicolas Cage in a cage called out to Michael. "Hey you! get me out of here! Please!"