This is why we don't let heroes wear Capes!! (Our Roleplaying Adventures)

KEY PLAYERS - SHRP Name
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Superheroman - Forcie
Leon - Jejune
Crimson Bliss - Bliss
Alpha - Pat
Progenitor - Zell
Studely Dixon - Dylan (Cutie)

SCENE ONE!
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  Progenitor began the mission inside Wall-E (a hyper-technology research area), cops surrounded the entire area and Progenitor decided that he would attempt to kill the hostages. Leon teleports in to attempt to stop the Progenitor, however she ran into the Crimson Bliss, whom attempted to try and convince her that she was a villian. Progenitor reacted by firing swarms of missiles at some of the hostages.

  A nearby journalist named Studley decided to cover this story for his blog and infiltrated the area. He entered the area and proceeded to begin his journalism. In the process hemanaged to distract Alpha by asking him questions, despite the set back of being tripped up by Progenitor, who produced an oil slick from his wrist.

The Crimson Bliss settled on making her own goal, which was to take the Progenitor down, as in actually tackle him and bring him down. The progenitor responded by sending his lackey's to deal with the Crimson Bliss. The Crimson bliss tripped over a robot while Leon disabled one and teleported it. Progenitor was knocked down and blew up his own lackey's in the crossfire.

Superheroman attempted to negotiate with the terrorists with a megaphone. Alpha flung the megaphone out of his hand, Progenitor was too proud and envious ofsuperheroman's good looks to ever negotiate with such a man.  The Progenitor turned his eyes back on the hostages while Alpha set his own goal...to steal technology. The Crimson Bliss tried to stop him by shape-shifting into his 17 year old love interest and puting him down. She was slightly successful.

  Alpha was distracted by not only Studley, but Superheroman as well who came in and valiently proclaimed "Stop That! That is not yours!" and distracted Alpha. Alpha managed to procure the technology with his telekinetic ability, but the amazing Leon teleported a disabled robot over Alpha's head, dropping it on him and causing him to drop all the technology in the area and break it.

 Progenitor became upset, seeing how a well-off situation turned south by a few heroes. In doing so, he inspired Alpha who proceeded to strangle more hostages, interrupting Leon's plan to teleport all of them to safety. Superheroman then turned his attentions to a much better prize. Progenitor, as he desired to punch him in hus ugly robot face. Still inspired by Progenitor, Alpha tripped him up, but luckily the amazing Leon teleported and began ruthlessly punching Progenitor in the face, effectivly beating him up while The Crimson Bliss transformed into a puddle of water to make people slip on her....she was uneffective.

  The progenitor decided he could no longer trust his lackey's to do everything for him, so he decided to ascend to the next level of robotics. The Super Sayian toaster. In doing this, The Crimson Bliss responded by transforming and entering Progenitor's head and taking the form of the Microsoft paperclip. "Hello, I can see you are trying to power up. Would you like assistance?" Never denying his paperclip lover, Progenitor agreed and the shape-shifted Bliss tricked Progenitor into becoming a totally "zen" robot toaster that wasn't so super sayian.

Eventually The Crimson Bliss would be able to convince Alpha to strangle a now sub-super-toaster progenitor. After Alpha finished strangling the toaster and incapacitating it he made an agreement with the heroes, after a successful negotiation the villians escaped with their lives and the hostages all died of a miraculous illness totally unrelated to the plot at hand. So The villains succeeded, but not because of their own actions because of a negotiation.


 Hail Satan.... jk Jesus, ily.