Dance, Magic, Dance (Double Experience; Invite Only)

Sun was too bright. Even with the sunglasses draped across Bliss' face it still picked up too much of a glare. Why did the tropical places with great climates need so much sun? Sweat ran down the bow of her brow down to her chin, dropping further right between the cups of her black bikini top. A frantic life of villain fighting kept Bliss in good enough shape to put all those other nerds in Silicon Valley to shame, but the women with all the goods in all the right places put the petite Asian woman on the other spectrum of the swimsuit scale. Didn't matter, still Bliss. "Can't even read in this sun."

"You've had that book for two years and have still not read it." Ashley sat next to Bliss with an E-reader, taking a sip from a cup with an umbrella in it. She took this occasion to flaunt a red bustier bikini top with black bottoms. "I don't think you've made it past that page."

"I'm very well read. I just have villain problems."

"Sure. I think you just use that book as a reason to blame other people for things." Ashley kept sipping and Bliss put her book down to her lap.

Bliss tossed her book to the side and tied her wrap around her waist. "I'm going to get white girl wasted. Be are be."

Laughing a little, Ashley turned her head towards the direction Bliss headed off. "Oh, Bliss, don't be like that. You can still complain about other things."

Walking to the bar took a little longer for Bliss. Not wanting to get a drink from an over priced corporate bar, Bliss wandered down the beach until she came across a number of tourist kids prattling on about some witch doctor. Drinks came up. "Witch doctors sound lame, but this drink could be good." After an unpleasant meeting with the children, Bliss found out which direction to go to. Well, two if you count Hell.

So Bliss walked down the beach until she found a little hut just off the beach. Vials filled with liquids lined the room. It brought a smile to Bliss' face. It did not last long.

"My time is busy. What do you want me to make you?" A man with tattoos over his body and face sat behind a table full of vials and cups with tails, scales, and nails all around.

"Can you make me a Southside and a Spiced Punch?" Bliss felt her cheeks lessen as the room began to look less like a bar and more like a bad shrine to poor life decisions.

"Stupid, little girl. Go find your poison water somewhere else. Go drown in the ocean before I curse you."

"First of all, how dare you. Second of all, fuck you. But, third of all, you better make me a drink before shit gets gansta, and I burn this shack down." Knocking a torch off the wall, Bliss did not wait for a reply and instead simply walked out of the hut. The torch took an unexpected turn at eye of newt and went straight for a dragon scale, causing the salamander tail to burst up. Within five minutes the hut brunt to the ground, tucked away from traffic enough for no one to notice. Especially not the person most responsible.

After breaking down and buying corporate drinks, Bliss began walking back towards Ashley and the book she would perpetually be in the process of reading. One unsuspected brush of a hand sent both drinks in Bliss' hand into her face. A deep growl came from inside of Bliss' mouth as her teeth failed to grasp if they should be open or closed. They settled on being angry. Once Bliss got a look at who she could blame for this incident, a blast of energy shot out into Uzma's skin with enough force to throw her into a tree. Beyond just tree shooting Uzma, Bliss would also bring down a tree to smack Uzma in the head for her presumed insolence in the drinks. "That's for my drink! And the second is for screwing up my plan with the scientist!"

Well Bliss put this thing back into order. No way would Uzma get up and do anything to compromise Bliss at all. At all. At all. None of her wishing made its way into reality. A blast of energy made it very clear, but not clear enough to hit Bliss. Instead a thieving pelican took the most force of it, knocking a few feathers off and pushing it away from the fight. "This is why you're nobodies favorite!" Bliss pointed her finger downward to make a point, but the gesture did nothing the words would not already drive home.

Balls of energy began swirling around Uzma. Bliss knew she needed to get a defense prepared- even if she did not want to admit a defense needed to go up. When the swirling ball began spinning around with a great deal of force, Bliss shot into action. Telekinetic force would shoot past Uzma and try and knock her energy ball to the ground, trying to cause it to detonate by Uzma instead of coming all the way over to destroy Bliss. "See? You can't even do cool stuff without me doing it and making you look bad."

Off in the distance of the canopy, a man with a tattooed face waited for Bliss continue her destructive wake. More figures began to make their way towards his side. Some with deep red eyes and others with the same yellowish-white eyes dominating his face.

Bliss took one step forward leading her two steps back. While she succeeded in making Uzma look stupid and blow herself up, it also succeeded in making Uzma throw a major attack towards her. Towards being a good way to describe the lack of accuracy. It looked impressive. Very impressive. A big bright, shining woman sent a burst of energy to part the Caribbean sea. "Oh, cool, now like all of Barbados can immigrate to Miami. Great job white girl. I can't even remember what insulting names I threw at you last time, but white girl will cut it now."

Seeing a course for counter action in front of her, Bliss decided to press her attack towards Uzma. Throwing a savage blast of telekinetic energy towards Uzma, Bliss would try to keep the glowing archon on the ground level by bringing down the trees around Uzma, pinning her to the ground. "Okay, now we can finish what you started last time, and I couldn't finish, because I needed to be a hero and save California from that weird guy, the evil scientist, and dumb little girl with her dinosaur." Bliss took out her cell phone and upped the noise of her battle anthem. Push It Along from Slum Village started to blare as Bliss continued her assault to absolutely wreck Uzma. Uzma and her dumb face would turn back from her flare to her dumb face again after Bliss was done with it.

This all worked just fine. One hand held back the white eyed hate, who in turn kept the red eyed hate at bay. "Let them fight. We can take both of them once they finish each other off. Truly imbeciles."

Not knowing what could be taking Bliss so long, Ashley got up to begin a beach crawl to find her.

"Why does everyone always side with small children when I get in arguments with them!" Much to Bliss' surprise, Uzma unleashed a second level of energy vastly superior to the level she used when Bliss beat her with trees. The most unfortunate part of the encounter came as Bliss needed to decided whether she wanted to take a full blast of starlight to her body or duck, admitting Uzma could back herself up.

Bliss dove to the ground. Craters lined the area around her, putting Bliss on an island surrounded by smoldering holes. Uzma continued to wreck havoc on the beach line, within a few minutes she would probably cause a tidal wave to destroy Barbados, giving Bliss a much better idea. All she needed to do was keep Uzma getting more angry and eventually when she took Uzma down, she would not just be fighting someone who annoyed her on the beach, no one gave Bliss medals for any of the other times she did that, but instead would be saving an island from a killer alien.

Bliss smiled and looked to the ocean. "How are you on animal cruelty?" Just as the shark flew from the water, Bliss connected a telekinetic grab and pulled him towards the melee. An angry shark would launch towards Uzma with all the damaging capacity a shark freaking out about not being in water could summon. Once the first shark attack happened, Bliss would continue to try and beat Uzma down with the weight of the shark, while letting him try and chomp down on her.

"These women are crazy." A woman with a wooden mask hidden behind a tree rose up to speak to the man with the tattooed face.

"They show no regard for anything on this island. At this rate, they will destroy the shrine nearby. I still do not feel it wise to engage them while that one is glowing and the other is using sharks as weapons."

Things looked good for Bliss. She started to wonder why she did not beat people with sharks more often. Maybe one day she will find a way to put a shark on the payroll. It would be more useful than some of the people she kept on payroll. As a going away present she could feed Yui to the shark. She seemed durable enough, none of the other stuff ever killed her- and the band took a real liking to Fake Yui. They even got her a robot boyfriend.

The shark stopped beating Uzma. "Hey! Stop stealing my ideas, because your dumb, alien, white girl brain can't think of good ideas." Instead of a shark pummeling her, Uzma released the shark into the water. After letting it go, a peace treaty extended from Uzma to Bliss. Initially Bliss opposed it, but then Bliss realized a peace treaty would be a great idea. "Peace treaties are the best- girlfriend!" Bliss would put her hands down towards her hips as she cocked her head in a more friendly manner. "I don't even know why we're fighting. We've been through so much together."

Once Bliss managed to get Uzma to put her guard down, Bliss would throw a full blast attack against Uzma to throw her back towards the tree line, hoping to intercept her by hitting her with a tree branch, following up with another tree branch to swat Uzma with. The last tree Bliss pushed up caused a rock foundation to splinter, releasing a haunting growl in the area.

"Oh, Bliss. No." Ashley finally found Bliss as she continued her brawl with Uzma.

The eyes of the voodoo doctors continued to switch from Uzma to Bliss and back to Ashley. "Attack." The red eyed humans would charge out from the foliage to attack Uzma at the base of the shrine while the masked woman would lead a cadre of red eyed men to attack Bliss.

Sneak attacks always worked out great. "Hey, that's racist! I'm sneaky smart and I'll just tell everyone I won fair. Now how's that ass beating coming along?" A rumbling began to sound around Bliss as Ashley made her way towards her partner. Before any words could break from Ashley's mouth to warn Bliss, the rumbling broke down several trees from along the beach.

A raging horde of creatures burst forth from the dense foliage, taking the offensive against the trio of vacationing melee participants. A bubble formed around Bliss and Ashley, pulling them into the air while Uzma began to lift herself into the air. "What the Hell? Ashley get out; I need to get that shark and it probably isn't safe around here with that one chick here." Hands broke from the altar, grabbing Uzma and beginning to pull her back towards the ground. More of the red eyed monsters would begin crawling around her, grabbing her shoulders and throat.

"Um, Bliss. I don't think she's doing all that well right now." Ten feet separated Ashley from the swarm of creatures and their gnawing appendages. "I've got an idea." Ashley moved towards the side of the bubble and began to push against the side to begin moving the bubble towards a safer distance. "We need to save Uzma then we can-"

The bubble burst. Standing with a blow gun in her hand, the voodoo masked woman loaded another dart into the mix. The red eyed creatures continued to swarm Uzma from below, while the horde along the top of the beach began swarming towards Bliss and Ashley. "Split up." Bliss looked over to Ashley and back towards the dense tree line. "They can't surround us if we spread out."

Bliss and Ashley began to move towards the forest when the rumbling from before shook in front of them. More of the creatures stumbled out with the man from the hut walking behind them. "We have something we need to discuss."

In the past three minutes, Uzma did nothing to impede or anger Bliss. That made Bliss suspicious, and slightly angry. Two balls of energy shot past her, knocking the red eyed creatures to the ground. "You can't even aim that thing. I guess I'll need to settle this score before we make an escape." Four walls of energy would form around the trio, besieged on all sides by the red eyed vitriol surrounding the box.

"Bliss, shut up." Ashley put a hand up to Bliss' chest to keep her back. "Okay, Uzma, we need to find a way out of here, but Bliss, why does this guy have something against you."

"I don't know. He's probably mad I burned his hut down." Bliss crossed her arms as the onslaught continued around her. "On accident. I did it on accident. I said I was sorry."

"You did not. We all know you didn't."

"I shouldn't have to. The guy is clearly evil and-" Hands erupted from under the sand, pulling Ashley down into the depths. "Ashley! Fuck!" Bliss grabbed out to try to and pull Ashley up, but the fall caused Bliss to try and blast away the hands with a telekinetic blast. The blast tore apart the stability of the ground, dropping the ground beneath the trio, dropping Bliss and Uzma down into the depths.

The area around them glowed in torch light, showing the altar in full light. In the dark areas around the area stepped several witch doctors blowing a dust towards Bliss and Uzma to begin blinding and choking the ingestion of the dark, dust.

The box was futile, seeing as the ground beneath them let out. As they fell into the pit, the pinkish yellow box popped into a rain of cosmic dust, sprinkling the ground within the dark pit. Uzma started to glow like fluorescence. Her little bit of glow, and the bits of cosmic dust gave the room a faint light, as if it were a night sky with twinkling stars littering the inky darkness. Torches began to flicker to life and in came the witch doctors.

A sense of magic filled the air, and Uzma felt her heart sink.

"Good lord above, this is not what I signed up for today. I just wanted to get away from my crazy ex. Now here I am, dealing with even more crazy. This is crazier than the idea of me going BACK to my ex." Uzma shook her head as she clicked her tongue to the back of her teeth.

Her hands formed together, her thumbs and fore fingers making the shape of a triangle. In the center of the shape formed a small ball of cosmic energy. The witch doctors started to blow the dust, but due to Uzma's ability to ward off any toxins or etc, she was fine. Lucky for her, at least. Unfortunately, Bliss and Ashley were likely being wrecked right in the lungs by the dust. Uzma concentrated all of her focus onto the ball she formed in her hands, readying her attack to tear these witch doctor's a new one.