Birds? (NPC)

by **Sunny** May 26th 2015, 3:06 am

BIRDS?
BENIGN COSMIC NUSIANCE

Basic Biography

Real Name: Jane or Steve or Hemispingus or something (i had a name what was my name)
Renegade Name: Birds?
Title: ??????!? biRDS !!!!????????!?
Alignment: bird
Age: huh
Gender: ???bird?man??ladybird???manbird?????
Race: ???human??? (or Birds???)???
Hair: ?????A Color?????
Eyes: too many (or not)
Height: haha
Weight: ha
Blood type: ha

The Looks

Birds??????:

The Legacy

Personality: Birds? wants seed and to be with friends you are all friends here let me help friends are you happy to see me friends I am happy to see you friends what are we doing friends do you have seeds and or grubs?
(Birds? is pretty benign, and seems well intentioned. Excessively friendly, most people find Birds? to be very, very frustrating, in an inane and good-natured sort of way. Buried deep within what passes for Birds?’ psyche lives the remnants of Birds?’ human consciousness. In their few moments of lucidity, they strive to remember who and what they are.)

History: Birds? hatched about a year ago somewhere in South America or was born in the Midwestern United Stated in the early 1990's and then flew North for the winter but their metagene was corrupted and I don't know where home is I want to go home birds have no home but I want to go back to home and the farm and Dad and Sally are weird names for birds I have not met these birds I want that shiny thing is it a seed oh god someone help me please
(Some unknown event left Birds? in their current state. Now, they simply exist, a bother to everyone around them.)

The Powers and Weaknesses

Powers

Localized Error of Reality/Cosmic Nuisance: Birds? may or may not be a large flock of tropical birds. No one’s really sure. Especially not Birds?. The principle is similar to that of Schroedinger's Cat, except the two states are not "Live Cat" and "Dead Cat" but "Man" and "Flock of Birds" and the effect persists everywhere. Additionally, they will manifest wherever is least convenient for all parties involved at any given time. They have no control over this, and are happy to be along for the ride.

Weaknesses

Pretty Much Useless: I mean, yeah. Birds? can’t actually do anything other than be in the way. They cannot physically interact with the world (outside of the masses of bird droppings they seem to leave in their wake).

Mindless: Though capable of speech and (seemingly) higher brain function, Birds? does not, in fact, have a real, working mind. They are less a being with agency than they are a force of nature.

RP Mechanics

Incomprehensible: Due to the unstable nature of Birds?’ existence, their form is beyond the capability of human minds to accurately process. Looking directly at them for an extended period of time will result in a faint, annoying headache. Additionally, no one can ever tell exactly what their face looks like.

HELP ME!!!: When experiencing a moment of lucidity, Birds?'s form & mind will stabilize somewhat, theoretically allowing for real communication with others. However, they're generally too panicked to do anything but yell.

Physical Priority
? Agility
? Endurance
? Reaction
? Strength