A short story that explains WTF i am

OK this will be interesting.......First i was a simple slave of the mighty Shao Khan,then he decidet to train me,so i became one of his top assasins,with my fathers dragonswords.Me,Chenchori,Rainbow and Raiku were sent to the unknown dimension to scout it and bring the information to Khan.We found ourselves in the middle of Racoon City,the city filled with zombies caused by the T-Virus.Chenchori went rogue and escaped,leaving Rainbow to die.Raiku opened the portal back,but got killed by the Nemesis,and i escaped,getting infected while doing so.I first found myself in an uknown spaceship,some machine that controlled all universes,and i kinda fucked up.I merged all the universes together,so.....yeah,i fucked up.I managed to land on Earth,and went walking around,looking for anyone.I came across a lake.....took me 20 seconds to notice there is a girl taking a bath in the lake.Morrigan the Darkstalker.Oh well,i won the battle,and she joined forces with me,but she still thinks im a perv -_-.Anyway,i found out (the hard way) that i cant get killed,if i die,i reborn in one of the many forms....T-form,in which imy hands mutate,and i go out on a rampage.Z-Form,in which i get snake eyes,a longer tongue,and a big boost on agility and speed....D-form,in which i heal myself the very second i get hurt,and finnaly the F-form,in which my skin turns into some unknown metal,and i get blades on my hand.The only way to kill me is to take all my blood out of all my parts of my organism,cause even a lil drop of blood contains a zillion T-cells which rebuild me and make me mutate,but i get back to normal after the adrenalin stops So yeah,im badass,and if you think this was a good story,like my facebook page Erroratu Fatality,the white ninja guy.....What?I need to reach 100 soon -_- XD lol