Acrimony At It's Finest (Invite Only)

Chaos chuckled in amusement at her response to him calling her a carrot and then a marshmallow. Her response was just so amusing to him. He swore he could hear another voice with Paine's but it was probably him just hearing things. What was important was Paine, in his eyes and nothing else mattered right now. After all, Paine was very special to him, kind of like the daughter he never had but always wanted. He always wanted a daughter and even a son but he never had, unlike that lucky bastard Pain. She asked him a series of questions and he chuckled in amusement, easily being able to answer her. "Why, my divine little chocolate bar, your favorite food is Chinese Food, you don't have a middle name, your favorite color is green and you left your mother at the age of 16. Give me something harder, like if you have one of those cute little beauty marks on either of your buttcheeks. I would love to answer those kinds of personal questions my cute little cumquat" he said, continuing to calling her nicknames concerning a type of food. He got so much amusement out of calling her such stupid things.

Paine looked at Scarletta, watching her face. Those angelic features were mimicking a form of sea-sickness. Paine did admit, she felt bad for even letting Scarletta hear him. She took the phone off of speaker and reached, pressing her hand to Scarletta's shoulder. The touch was gentle, but Paine's anger was still eminent. Her eyes flicked up when Chaos answered her question and then went on to tease her again with a food-name. She gritted her teeth and saw Sean walking back into view. This day was getting weirder and weirder. She scoffed and stood up, answering Sean instead of Chaos. "So what if I'm fucking yelling?!" She took her hand away from Scar's shoulder, so she wouldn't squeeze her into a crushed clavicle and scapula. She shook her head and sighed, nearly defeated with todays fucked up events. "Trust me, this doucher on the phone is not my boyfriend. I don't have one, and I'm fucking glad I don't." Paine growled lightly and then turned her attention back to the phone. "Look, if you're really alive, you should come meet me. Somewhere, somehow. You know how to send stupid text messages right? Text me the address of the place you'd like to meet and I'll be there." Paine had no idea if she was falling into some fucked up trap or if she was really going to meet with Chaos. She felt bad that she'd even arrange such a thing with Scarletta and Sean, her family, sitting right there in front of her. She took one last second to say 'Seeyah' into the phone before snapping it shut.

She turned the cellular to silent and slipped it into her pocket. Finally noticing the chocolate bar half sitting on her lap, she picked it up and shoved the whole thing in her mouth and chewed vigorously. She swallowed and then took a swig of her cold coffee. She looked at Scar and sighed again, then to Sean. She pointed to Sean and barked an order, "Sit, bro." She was going to now spill some apologies, directing most of it to Scarletta. She didn't want old memories to surface. Paine flashed back to the day on the battlefield. Chaos vs. Pain then Pain vs. Paine. Paine remembered how demanding Scarletta was to fight Paine. That woman, this woman.. she was tough. She smiled to herself and then relaxed for a minute, enjoying some silence.

Paine then looked up from her coffee and stared straight ahead, her cerulean hues icing over. "How could a father love his daughter when she's a daughter like me?" She left the question open to both Sean and Scarletta, but mostly Scar. Paine was processing the answers that she was gonna get; "Because you're family!" That was mostly a Sean category, despite his gloomy-as-all-hell mood. Scarletta still looked sickly, but Paine was sure she'd say something like, "Well, he is your dad, darling. You're father really does love you; you can see it in his eyes, feel it in his touch, and hear it in his voice." Paine leaned against the left chain of her swing, farthest away from Scar and Sean. She just wanted some ideas, opinions.. some answers. They were so hard to get when the past rose up so suddenly from the depths of hell to wrap back around of Paine.. just when she thought she had escaped them.

Chaos grinned to himself and cackled merrily, giving himself what other people would call 'asspats' or congratulations and blind agreement over his job well done. Believing he had done his duty when he had convinced Paine that he was the real, awesomesauce deal, he did a little happy dance that was similar to the leg grab. After all, Paine was a smoking hot little wench and when she asked him to text the place where they were supposed to meet, he figured he might be getting some awesome surprise, happy sex from her, not realizing he was temporarily suffering from a case of unrealistic expectations. He looked at his surroundings and noticed a coffee shop at the corner of the street. He looked at the address of it and typed in the location before putting his cellphone away, dropping it into a pocket that he formed from his flesh before depositing it into wherever it was supposed to go. He rambled to himself about how much of an awesome job he did and then moved about his daily business, ignoring the strange and questioning looks thrown at him by the ordinary people that though him to be insane.

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