Random shit (Open)

What John and the druggie were unaware of was that a certain mutant was in a nearby alleyway, watching the things going. A psychotic, wide grin made it's way to Chaos's face as John passed the way he was in. As the druggie was moving around in front of the alley, his tentacles lashed out and wrapped around the guy. The guy had enough time to let out a scream before he was pulled into the darkness of the alleyway, disappearing fast enough so John would not see him be pulled into the alleyway when he turned around, the only evidence of the man being there was the pocket knife that clanged as it hit the ground. Chaos grinned into the druggie's terrified face as he hacked the man to bloody pieces with his bladed saw tentacles and ate the remains.

Bubba Jones was working his night shift as a police officer. He want to right now, but he needed extra cash. At least it would be exciting, things were always exciting at near this part of town. Always someone getting mugged or shot or something. Bubba was patrolling the street when he heard a weird noise...a scream, followed by multiple ripping and smacking sounds. He took cover and looked what was going on...Some mutant was eating this guy. Eww...that's terrible, and I bet really high in fat. He was going to jump straight in when he saw another guy notice it and started forming ice daggers. At this point, he knew this wasn't an ordinary scenario. He quickly ducked behind a dumpster and took off his police uniform, revealing his super suit. He quickly ran back into where he was hiding before. He used his bubble powers to lift a small rock, and threw it at the cannibal. "The nerve of some people..." Bubba said to himself.

Chaos cackled evilly to himself as he rubbed his claws together in a greedy manner. His sickening glee quickly turned to surprise as he felt a rock impact against his head. Sure, he felt no pain but he did feel the impact. He looked around for anybody. Not seeing anyone, he went back to doing what he was so good, acting like a complete nut. "Mm, that was some good squishy. A little less desirable from the usual squishies I eat but still good enough. I'm such a delight that I deserve such a wonderful treat. After all, who can't love me, the Big Bad, the Almighty Chaos? I'm a freaking legend, like Babe Ruth, or Muhammad Ale, only I kill and eat people. I'm so good that I deserve to sing so I think I will. Now, how did it go again?" he ranted to himself in his high-pitched voice in a crazed, nonsensical manner, indicating to the two that this creature was a complete nutcase. "Oh yeah, I remember now. Comb your hair in paint and powder. You act proud and I'll act prouder. You sing loud and I'll sing louder. Tonight we're settin the woods on fire. "I'm your gal, and you're my feller. Dressed up in my frock up Gellar. I look swell but you look sweller. Settin the woods on fire. We'll take in all the honkytonks. Tonight we're having fun! We'll show the folks, a brand new dance that never has been done. I don't care who thinks we're silly. You be Daffy and I'll be Dilly. We're orderin up two bowls of Chili. Settin the woods on La la la, La la la la la, La la la, La la la la, La la la, La la la la la. La la la la. La la la, la la la la la, .a la la la LA! La la la la la, la la la! Ha!" he sang in that shrieking voice of his as he did a completely ridiculous dance.

Bubba listened to the entire song...and it was terrible. Well, it was somewhat catchy, but terrible nonetheless. It was one of those songs that you put on youtube so you can get a bunch of people to laugh at you...kinda like that Friday video he used to watch around 17 years ago. This guy was obviously crazy, and not even the black kinda crazy you see in those Madea movies, but seriously just crazy. He would have to do something about this.

Bubba Jones jumped out from his hiding spot, and looked right at the mutant thing, straight where the mutant could see him too. He started to yell, "OK, listen bub! I may not seem like a cop in this outfit, but trust me, I am. And you are under arrest for murder/cannibalism and singing too damn terribly! I may be able to let the first one slide, but we really got to go down town for that last offense!" Bubba Jones sub-consciously put up his bubble field around himself, and clenched his fist, ready for a fight.

Chaos blinked in surprise when he saw a man jump out of his hiding spot. He looked the man up and down snickered childishly at the man's outfit that he found hilarious. When the man mentioned arresting him, his childish snickering turned to full-blown insane clown cackling, which magnified just how mentally unstable he was. The mutant rubbed his clawed hands together in a giddy manner as he thought over the many wonderful ways he could kill this ickle fool. "Well well well, how amusing, some stupid ickle upstart wants to be play superbutt. I think you should start out smaller because the villains don't get any bigger or badder then me, the Big Bad, Chaos. I suggest you run along ickle squishy and perhaps I'll let you live. After all, you don't want to get me mad" he said in between his mad cackling. His tentacles waved wildly in the air in a crazed manner, though they were pointed straight at him, as if he was ready to launch them at him at any second.

When Bubba came out of his hiding spot, he saw the cannibal start laughing and laugh even harder when he mentioned arrest. This guy didn't believe him...well, that had to change. He said something about how he would let him leave, but he wasn't going too. He didn't care about how big and bad he was, all it took to beat the big bad wolf was a hunter...and Bubba was more than a mere hunter. However, when the...thing started to show tentacles, he got sorta scared. "Yeah, as much as I'd like to leave...I have to take you down, it's my civil duty...after all, I ain't wearin this dumb suit for nothin."

He looked at the guy who was walking away. "Yo, why you leaving...you got like some kind of cool ice powers that make stuff. I even saw you make a couple of daggers like you gonna cut a brotha up. Come on, help me show this guy who's boss...Come on dude, let's whoop this guy's ass!" Bubba was sure that the two of them could handle that big brute now.

Chaos narrowed his eyes at the man who dared to spit on his generosity when he refused to leave. He was about to lunge at the man when his target turned to face another man that was acknowledged by the guy in the silly outfit. He raised a non-existent eyebrow and cackled in a gleeful manner at seeing a second person to slaughter. "Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, Satan must love me cause I get two ickle superbutts to kill. I'm sure your brains will be delicious" he cackled as he smiled, revealing long, sharp and serrated teeth that dripped with green saliva, a long, purple snake-like tongue slithering out of his mouth and licking his lips as if he were about to eat a delicious meal. His smile then turned menacing as his arms and tentacles morphed into vicious bladed saws that started spinning menacingly.

Bubba Jones saw the mutant turn his hands into saws, and he knew he was in for it now. He backed up a bit, but then refound his courage. The guy he called yelled at him, but he didn't care. He formed ice from the air and shot it at the mutant. He didn't know what to quite to do so, he made a lot of very small bubbles and frose them so they were nice and solid. He then had them go towards the mutant at high speeds along with the shards, so that the combined attacks had a better chance of really doing damage. "Come on, make a move!" Bubba taunted.

Chaos grinned psychotically as he sliced through the ice and the bubbles, only a few hitting him and injuring him and skewering him. However, he used one of his non-morphed tentacles to pull out the blades, the injuries and bruises formed from the daggers and bubbles already starting to heal over. He cackled psychotically as he was told to make a move, so he did, by kicking the ground with enough strength in order to send a tremor in the ground to throw them off-balance, which he followed up by sending his rotating saw tentacles at the two with obvious intent to hack through them both.