KFC(Keres Fried Chicken)

Here is my story that I gave to Katy and Keres on how their characters on HEX are sisters but haven't seen each other in years. Unfortunately they didn't go with it.


we could say that you, like....weren't home when I ran away. You could have been at a friend's house or something.

[11:49:42] KatyCruel : or just out.

[11:49:59] @ Slamfist : Or dead

[11:50:00] KatyCruel : I don't care - it's up to you if your character is an Alchemist or not.

[11:50:04] @ Slamfist : Bum-bum-bum

[11:50:07] * KatyCruel kills Waffle.

[11:50:22] Keres : Lol

[11:50:22] @ Slamfist : and you were brought back to life by the wishes of all the town children

[11:50:38] @ Slamfist : who cried tears of great sadness when you passed

[11:50:47] KatyCruel : ......................................

[11:50:54] @ Slamfist : But little did anyone know...

[11:50:54] KatyCruel : wtf?

[11:51:04] @ Slamfist : They were actually a cult

[11:51:16] * KatyCruel kills Waffle again.

[11:51:25] Keres : .....

[11:51:27] @ Slamfist : that worshipped a long extinct race of sentient raptors

[11:51:27] KatyCruel : Shut up, Waffle. You're dead

[11:51:33] Keres : I think you're cranky today, Katy...

[11:51:42] KatyCruel : I am.

[11:51:54] * KatyCruel rips Waffle's tongue out.

[11:52:03] Keres : Hmm, and I'm like, the complete opposite of what I usually am.

[11:52:05] @ Slamfist : And these raptors

[11:52:07] Keres : I'm HAPPY.

[11:52:07] KatyCruel : Only a little, though.

[11:52:12] Keres : But now I'm scared...

[11:52:15] KatyCruel : ^_^

[11:52:18] Keres : Because I'm happy...

[11:52:22] KatyCruel : why?

[11:52:26] KatyCruel : Ah.

[11:52:32] @ Slamfist : are the race that almost brought Satan to the surface

[11:52:40] @ Slamfist : to rule the wolrd witha mighty fist

[11:52:52] * KatyCruel shall be back in a minute, after she has finished the post.

[11:53:08] Keres : Send me the rest.

[11:53:43] KatyCruel : I will. ^_^

[11:53:43] @ Slamfist : But their plans were foiled by the just fingers and tentacles of the Space Pentapus

[11:54:02] Keres : ....Wait, what?

[11:54:05] @ Slamfist : Who destroyed the raptors in their homes and at their work places

[11:54:25] * KatyCruel rips Waffle's fingers off.

[11:54:27] @ Slamfist : Thus saving the universe froma fiery, painful reign of sadness

[11:54:50] @ Slamfist : But these children that cried and brought Keres back

[11:55:02] @ Slamfist : they are using genetic modification

[11:55:04] KatyCruel : No, Waffle. You're dead several times over, you have no tongue to speak with and no fingers to type with. STFU.

[11:55:09] @ Slamfist : to try and bring the raptors back

[11:55:23] @ Slamfist : and they believed Keres to be the key

[11:55:24] Keres : I am SO FUCKING CONFUSED.

[11:55:30] @ Slamfist : to everlasting raptorness

[11:55:49] @ Slamfist : But Keres didn't want to follow along with those plans

[11:55:52] KatyCruel : *sigh* just ignore the waffle.

[11:56:00] @ Slamfist : No, she had other things in store

[11:56:21] @ Slamfist : like opening her own chain of fried chicken restaurants

[11:56:37] @ Slamfist : that served the best damn mashed potatoes

[11:56:42] Keres : .....

[11:56:48] @ Slamfist : like these potatoes are really good

[11:57:03] KatyCruel : WAFFLE! STFU!

[11:57:14] @ Slamfist : I would kill for a bowl of KFC(Keres Fried Chicken) mashed potatoes right now

[11:57:27] * KatyCruel facepalms.

[11:57:30] @ Slamfist : but anyway, back to the story

[11:57:32] Keres : Would you kill me?

[11:57:47] KatyCruel : No.

[11:57:50] @ Slamfist : No

[11:57:52] KatyCruel : Then who would kill me.

[11:57:54] @ Slamfist : How would

[11:58:02] @ Slamfist : I get potatoes if you were dead?

[11:58:08] @ Slamfist : So anyway

[11:58:09] KatyCruel : let's just log out and go back to texting, hmm?

[11:58:28] KatyCruel : You know what? I'm not here.

[11:58:34] Keres : I wanna hear this.

[11:58:35] KatyCruel : I'll brb.

[11:58:39] KatyCruel : Finishing that fucking post.

[11:58:39] @ Slamfist : Chill out Katy...

[11:58:47] @ Slamfist : this is what I do best

[11:58:58] @ Slamfist : just bullshit stories from nowhere

[11:59:08] @ Slamfist : So anyway...

[11:59:13] * KatyCruel is still not here but is still in an extremely bad mood today.

[11:59:25] @ Slamfist : The children caught on to Kere's plans

[11:59:26] @ Slamfist : brb

[11:59:52] Keres : Okay?

[12:01:03] @ Slamfist : *Keres's

[12:01:37] @ Slamfist : so they started injecting all her gravy with a serum that would turn the populace into these sentient raptors

[12:01:51] @ Slamfist : but everyone knows that gravy is immune to tampering

[12:02:02] @ Slamfist : so they started injecting her chicken

[12:02:14] @ Slamfist : and all these people

[12:02:22] @ Slamfist : just grew raptor heads and shit

[12:02:30] @ Slamfist : but luckily

[12:02:35] @ Slamfist : Katy

[12:02:44] @ Slamfist : who lived a few towns over

[12:02:49] KatyCruel : RAWR.

[12:02:55] KatyCruel : Hey Keres?

[12:02:56] @ Slamfist : was a professional gravy bender

[12:03:00] KatyCruel : What's your character's name?

[12:03:11] @ Slamfist : You seen a water bender on Avatar?

[12:03:14] KatyCruel : I wanna use it in the RP.

[12:03:19] @ Slamfist : it's like that but with gravy

[12:03:21] KatyCruel : NO.

[12:03:26] KatyCruel : FAIL, Slam.

[12:03:34] KatyCruel : Besides, my element is air. ^_^

[12:03:39] KatyCruel : KERES.

[12:03:47] Keres : Hmm... If I'm your sister, it's going to be cheesy and start with and 'A'.... I could be Alison, I like that one.

[12:03:51] KatyCruel : YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME???

[12:03:58] Keres : I'm an air too. ^^*

[12:03:58] KatyCruel : Ack.

[12:04:01] KatyCruel : ^^*

[12:04:02] @ Slamfist : So she used her gravy powers

[12:04:14] @ Slamfist : to throw scalding gravy evrywhere

[12:04:26] @ Slamfist : burning the scales from the people's faces

[12:04:28] * KatyCruel facepalms again.

[12:04:35] KatyCruel : So, Keres, Alison?

[12:04:42] @ Slamfist : therefor curing them of their raptorness

[12:04:50] KatyCruel : brb

[12:04:54] Keres : Yeah

[12:05:14] @ Slamfist : But Katy had no idea that these raptor turnings were unintentional

[12:05:31] @ Slamfist : so she went to attack Keres in her KFC headquarters

[12:05:56] @ Slamfist : after a long drawn out battle where Keres had to brandish the sword of a thousand clucks

[12:06:07] @ Slamfist : the two were at a standstill

[12:06:20] @ Slamfist : they exchanged pleasantries

[12:06:29] @ Slamfist : and discovered they had the same last name

[12:06:45] @ Slamfist : after putting chicken and gravy together

[12:06:55] @ Slamfist : they figured out they must be long lost sisters

[12:07:16] * KatyCruel facepalms

[12:07:21] @ Slamfist : and decided to wage a genocidal war on the occult children of Andromeda Falls

[12:07:38] @ Slamfist : (which I failed to state is your hometown)

[12:07:56] @ Slamfist : After beheading a many raptor child

[12:08:01] KatyCruel : .............

[12:08:09] @ Slamfist : the two felt a bond form that could never be broken

[12:08:12] * Keres face-keyboards ---> r wrke s

[12:08:19] KatyCruel : utv hruwf 86hfgy

[12:08:22] KatyCruel : ^^^^

[12:08:25] KatyCruel : Face-keyboard

[12:08:30] @ Slamfist : and decided to travel together

[12:08:51] KatyCruel : so should this RP be actual FMA, or just similar?

[12:09:06] Keres : Similar, I think.

[12:09:07] KatyCruel : Keres?

[12:09:10] @ Slamfist : righting wrongs that could only be fixed with chicken, gravy, and delicious fucking mashed potatoes

remember the kfc famous bowl. just think, you have:

the chicken: which is the best thing there.
the mashed potatoes which is great with gravy.
and all the other good stuff courtesy of KFC.
now they have the famous bowl which is a kind of soup with all that blended together. and you can eat it like a 3 year old.

well how about getting the buffet and eating like an adult.

Fuck that I wanna eat like a 3 year old!

wait... Keres was happy???

What? You expect me to be a cold hearted bitch all the time? XP It depends on what I do the night before to make mah mood the next day.

Or the Sanderism conversation.

"Matt Randazzo thinks Col. Sanders is God."

"I dunno... His Famous Bowls, are pretty devine."

lol, maybe?? you can be pretty cold, Keres... I love you anyways and you know it!

Yeah, I guess..... =>.<=

lol, crabby kitty?

Lol. We should have a thread to record our cbox conversations. They get pretty epic.

omg you should've seen the one back when I religously played Guildwars. there was this one where I proved God was a bowl of meatball pasta-roni! There was this one guy that could not keep up with us. He went insane!

TEN FSM!!!! the Flying Spaghetti Monster!! omg, he is god!

lol thats one way to put it XD

yes, he is! There is a bible of him a everything! it explains Sami's shortness! XD just kidding, Keres, i love you! But anyway, It because the FSM loves her so much that he is always increasing gravity on her to keep her cute and cuddle-able!

Thats exactly the reference I used!

lolz