OP Powers

I'm bored. I currently lack the equipment and inspiration to write an actual post, however.

So let's play a game. One person will create a power that is, at least in their own eyes, worthless (or at least near it, especially in a PvP). The next person will take that power, and make it into something OP, and then state their own power.

For example,
Person A: The ability to absorb bacteria from yogurt.
Person B: Once absorbed, the bacteria can be mutated and turned into a form of super-disease, which is then transmittable through the air.

So on and so on. If this game proves successful, we can do another one where you have to do the inverse-limiting extreme powers.

I'll, obviously, start.

The power to move extremely slowly (think Matrix) while everything around you still moves at its normal speed.

While you move slowly you are placed outside of the timeline unable to get hurt.

Cheese hair

You have an unlimited source of calcium from your hair, however, if you feed it to your enemies, they die.

The ability to burp on command.

Your burps are so massive and powerful that you can blow away streets and buildings.

Whistling.

Those who hear you whistle are enslaved forever


Summoning puppies from anywhere

They are invincible fire-breathing puppies from hell.

Speed reading.

speed reading of peoples minds

tap dancing

Once you start tap dancing, everyone around you does as well, however they cannot stop unless you will it.

The power to offend old women.

You kiss Logan Lerman to do it

Projectile vomiting

Your vomit is more corrosive than acid, allowing you to burn through any and all materials

The power of mind reading, but it only works on yellow hats

Yellow hats know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.


You can get to the center of a Tootsie Pop in a single lick.

At the center of the tootsie pop is a bomb that can destroy a city.

Changing the TV channel without touching the remote.

That's called pressing the buttons on the tv itself. Quit being lazy


Weaponized Karma

You get Karma the League of Legends champion covered in weapons.


The ability to create paper plates

The superior paper plate can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. You earned your paper plate license two years ago, and have been getting better every day.

The ability to watch adam sandler movies without cringing and/or having a mental break down