Rainbows Dipped in Blood (Double XP)

It all started when Jenna had noticed what day Easter happened to be on. Of course, Jenna was never one to do things in half measures and for that, she needed someone to plot with. Unfortunately everyone that she could normally ask happened to be busy with Easter, not wanting to ruin their holiday with pranks.

Jenna was not amused by this.

She spent a week before Easter getting everything she needed and buying a metric fuckton of paint, but still couldn't find someone to help her in her mission of making the world a sillier place. Therefore she turned to the one thing she probably shouldn't have. The Internet.

Thus, the Craigslist ad was born. Jenna thought long and hard about what to put on her ad before saying fuck it and just typing out her honest feelings.

"Need someone to go pranking with. Female preferred. No losers. Will shoot assholes on sight. -Darkheart"

Jenna looks upon her work with a proud face, then quickly edits in the meeting time and location before she forgets.

Fast forward to the actual Easter Day.

Jenna was sitting on a box in a nearly empty warehouse that she happens to own but never uses, though it paid off this time since she could have all of her pranking supplies, besides the paint, sent straight here so that she doesn't have to, god forbid, carry it all here.

It wasn't long before people started to show, hopefully someone that is actually fun. If they aren't? Well, that's why Jenna is currently checking the pistol that she brought will her. She is never one to lie after all. Suddenly the warehouse door opened and two guys walked in, both of them looking a lot like assholes. Jenna doesn't instantly shoot them though because they might not be assholes. You shouldn't judge a book by it's cover after all.

They swagger up to her and the bigger one opens his mouth and Jenna just knows that he's about to say something stupid, so instead of actually letting him speak she just aims and fires, putting a bullet through one of his eyes. As the sound of the gunshot echos around slightly before fading away she looks the other man in the eye and gives him a bright smile. "I don't lie."

With that said, she empties the rest of her magazine into the other man, then sighs as she stares up at the ceiling like it would have answers. "I did say I'd shoot assholes on sight, didn't I? Why are people so dumb?"

Jenna turns her gaze back upon the door, fishing for another magazine as she waits for the next contestant on her friendly game of 'Are you an asshole?' Winners get free bullets. Of course, before she could actually find one someone grabbed her from behind, scaring the daylights out of her.

She jumps a little, throwing a reflex elbow back towards the person as she jumps forward off of the box, barely managing to stick the landing. Spinning rapidly, she tries to fire her empty gun, forgetting that it is, in fact, empty. Having nothing else to use, Jenna just throws the gun at the woman that had appeared behind her. "Mother fucker. Why the fuck would you do that!? Jesus fucking Christ I almost had a god damn heart attack."

Once Jenna calms down a little, she gives Anubis the stink eye. "So, I guess you are my prank buddy? It doesn't seem like many people took my ad seriously. It did mean I had to kill less people though, which is nice."

Jenna opens up one of the boxes and starts fishing around in it before pulling out a professional made glitter bomb. If she was to be perfectly honest, Jenna was highly tempted to just toss it at Anubis right then. At the same time, she also knew that she doesn't know her very well and she seems like a killer.

"So, I got lots of stuff here for us to use, so just pick what you want and then we can plan out some pranks or something. We might have to restock a few times though, unless you can carry everything."

As she said that, Jenna looks over at the multiple tons of items that she bought for pranking, before turning to look at the other girl with a raised eyebrow, almost daring her to try to carry everything.

Jenna gives the other woman an look that screamed 'I'm not scared of you', but otherwise ignored the clearly threatening gestures that were being sent her way. "I don't really have any major plans, all this stuff was just in case, ya know?"

She fishes through the boxes for her whole items that she was going to prank people with, storing them around her person before turning towards Anubis and shrugging. "I don't really have a plan, so I was going to wing it for the most part. Got any good ideas?" With that being said, she heads towards the warehouse doors, expecting that Anubis would either keep up or be left behind. Once she reaches the doors she pauses, turning back. "Oh, yeah, call me Darkheart, and unless you want me to call you spooky you should tell me your name. Or call-sign. Or whatever it is you go by.

”I go by Anubis, cutie. But you can call my anything ‘cept late for dinner!”

Oh, bad jokes, they were amazing, or at least Anubis seemed to think so from the way she giggled. There was madness in her eyes, but the brightness of intelligence as well, or at least the facsimile of it. She wasn’t entirely mindless, at least. A bunch of materials - mostly things like glue and feathers, but she had also gathered as many glitter bombs as she could gather - she had collected in a pouch and hung off her shoulder. She straightened then, her black hair miraculously remaining straight even as she flipped it over her shoulder like a flirty school girl.

”Anyway, let’s get this show on the road! I was thinking, y’know, Tower Bridge isn’t too far from here! We set up a position and rain sparkly hell on everyone down below! Just like- pew! Pffth!” She simulated explosions with her hands. [color=silver]”Oh, maybe we can even get the cops involved! I so wanna take a selfie with a tied-up cop covered in glitter. That would be hilarious!.”

{Short post, sorry!}