The Founders of the Proletariat of Ironic Powered People (NPC)

Real Name: Royland Baxter
Renegade Name: Big Bang
Title: "That guy whose too lazy to be considered a hero"
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Race: Metahuman
Hair: Brown, blonde highlights
Eyes: Brown
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 260lbs.
Blood type: B+






 A very, very lazy human being. He enjoys food and eating and he eats as much as you would expect a speedster to eat. Unfortunately he eats so much that it prevents his speedster body from metabolizing everything and making him thin. Of course, Roy is a great guy. He's nice and he's compassionate, but he's so damn lazy that he can't even be bothered to use his super-speed. Despite being the leader of the group, he despises the role of authority, and while he may be a natural born leader; he despises when others turn to him for instruction.

 

   Royland Baxter is the son of a lawyer and a nurse. There's really nothing special about him, save for the fact that the fatass is a speedster and doesn't even bother to cultivate his power. He doesn't want super speed, he doesn't care for it. He hates running, so he rarely ever uses his power. The only time he ever truly utilizes his super speed is when he wants to see people's shocked expressions at how the fat guy is faster then everyone. Roy Baxter attends a simple High-school and has decent grades in his honors classes, he's set to travel to California next year to attend college.
 
   After seeing a group of people picking on a metahuma for having pathetic powers, and trying to exert their "superiority" over them, Roy established a group of little street-level heroes with powers that were entirely opposite of what you'd expect. His team consisted of his child-hood bully, whose powers were to attract projectiles and bring pain upon himself rather than others. Then you had Jack Foxx, the son of a master thief that just so happened to be the worst thief ever. Then you add in Hanna Newton, a girl with strange powers that kill her. Follow the act with a 2-dimensional man whose doctorate is in quantum physics and he sought to prove that there were more than 3 dimensions.

   


1. Agility - Speed is my best...oh who am I kidding. It's not like I even use it.
2. Endurance - Shit bounces right off me. This belly right here is a layer of protective covering.
3. Reaction - I'm a bit more reactive then I am strong...
4. Strength - I can bench-press a pizza. That's all I need to do.



Super Speed: The Big Bang is a speedster capable of just barely breaking the sound barrier.

Kinetic Klash: The Big Bang may not have super regeneration or durability, but he does seem to have a strange ability to be immune to any kinetic backlash he has from throwing his mass around with reckless abandon.


Lazy: Royland is an incredibly lazy person. He would rather take a nap than fight crime. In this group his laziness tends to get him into trouble.

Super Metabolism: He requires a lot of food. A LOT! If a poison is introduced into his system, it will process very quickly. While it prevents him from dying due to normal poisons, it means they will almost instantly knock him out and take an even heavier effect.

Show-off: If he HAS to do something, he makes sure he does it with a bit of flair. He's a show off and he likes to flaunt the fact that he seems to be the member of the group with the most experience and control of his powers, despite the fact they are untrained and not a potent as they should be. This can cause unwanted attention or argument within the group.

ADD: Not a speedster weakness, because he has alway6s had ADD. His attention is broken from one thing to the next rather easily, quickly confusing and messing with the mind of Big Bang.