Cravings from the eighth dimension (Open to any and all, don't post and I'll skip you)

Dante walked up into the club like what up, he got a big clock. And it was big. Larger than that fuxing poser in London (Deborah Read can testify that America has the biggest "Ben"). He took the clock and chucked it at the bartender, who was secretly a Metahuman in disguise. Their powers included turning down idiotic attempts at flirting by belligerent, intoxicated clientele, and serving up a mean Jim Bean. However good these powers may be for humanity, this bartender was also in on a plot to distribute jewelry made of Elanium, in order to create servants (and capital) for the evil moonmen, who sought to bring back Lord Godzilla. At least, according to Astrid, that is, but since when had she ever wanted Dante to kill someone without providing honest reasoning?

Fuck you guys I'm telling my Mom.

Elena Marie waltzed in, downed a fifth of vodka, and proceeded to pass out in the arms of an angel, but not before singing the chorus of "Piano Man" to a crowd of emaciated and beaten animals.

Gadget uses his forty eight computer monitors to watch Smike, Enteisen, and Javis porn.

You forgot Tywave

No one ships them anymore, it's Masquerade and Force now.

Pope Jamison mandates that all Catholics and Satanists worship the Moonmen and buy Elanium jewelry for $19.95 plus $999,999,999.99 for Salvation and Handling.

The world is falling apart, all because no one was aiding Dante, who is currently standing in the bar wondering what the Hell to do.

Tsxero is clinging to the bottom of Dante's car. It's fun times all around down there, just waiting...watching...and wondering what the hell he's doing there.

The car is secretly Guilty Spark, who is an undercover agent for the Moonmen.

Travis walked into the bar, dressed up and all of that shiet. Jason would be there too, but he's busy outsourcing Javis porn to the top buyer, not to the knowledge of aforementioned Travis, and Omega doesn't care. He had no idea why the hell he was here, but it probably had to do with the drunk man/woman, or Cthulu dropping acid, no one could tell.

Lord Godzilla wanted more screen time. So he decided to make an appearance. A massive tremor shook through the ground as he rose from the ocean, and let loose a mighty roar. People who witnessed his rising from the seas like a demon straight out of hell would flee in sheer terror as he waded ashore. The destruction of anything in its path would begin immediately. Would anything be able to fell this mighty beast before the city was laid waste to? Only time would tell. (They don't have a chance)

An unnamed shackled demon who could conjure flames was summoned to fight this gigantic lizard. The demon shot flames erratically, hitting nearly everything except for the lizard. Unfortunately, the one time his aim was spot on, they created fire inside of fire (nuclear fire), and, having failed Giant Lizard Physiology 202, he was unaware than nuclear fire would just make the damn thing grow.

Dante watched all of this from the bar on ESPN, having completed his own assignment. When the lizard grew he bought a round of drinks for the whole bar, and, amid one of the tremors, sat down beside Travis. "Sup bruh. You wanna go kill this iguana or something?".

Lord Godzilla, the irradiated dinosaur slowly rampaged through the streets of this fair city and demolished every structure he came across. Buildings were knocked over or set ablaze by his atomic breath as the city was trampled underfoot by this ancient destructive beast. His devastation of this city went uninterrupted until a mass of flames suddenly came towards him. Lord Godzilla turned towards the source of let out a roar of challenge at what he saw. A small individual was responsible for this. They dare challenge Lord Godzilla. They have done nothing more than incur his wrath. The dorsal plates along his spine would light up and a light formed in his throat. A beam of radiation fired out of it directly at this thing that shot fire at him.

"I'm still waiting for the acid dropping Cthulu to do anything about it." Travis said with a shrug. "Besides, I made a mecha for just this occasion." He did actually, it was super cool, but Jason had taken it for a spin, something about kaiju in Tokyo, they were kinda screwed.