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[14:35:35 07/11/14] Forceaus : I think someone I know is addicted to a song.

[14:40:56 07/11/14] Forceaus : There's rehab for that, right?

[14:41:00 07/11/14] @ Apex : Hello people

[14:41:32 07/11/14] @ Bliss : Hello Pat

[14:44:39 07/11/14] Forceaus : They tried to make me go to rehab, but I say no, no, no.

[14:45:39 07/11/14] @ Apex : Hows it goin peeps?

[14:46:26 07/11/14] @ Bliss : And then she died

[00:26:15] Regal : "Forcie is one sexy piece of Bacon" was just said

[00:26:38] Regal : I am unsure how to react to this

[00:26:47] Forceaus : I can't tell if I'm flattered or disturbed.

I don't want to know who said that or the context. What I imagine happened cannot be topped.

[13:15:45 11/11/14] Artemis : Vexus do the thing!

[13:20:02 11/11/14] The Valtiari : The thing?

[13:20:09 11/11/14] Artemis : the thing!

[13:20:16 11/11/14] The Valtiari :

[13:22:07 11/11/14] Artemis : you know the thing!

[13:25:16 11/11/14] The Valtiari : NO I DO NOT

[13:26:31 11/11/14] Artemis : yes you do! You know, the thing!

[13:38:53 11/11/14] The Valtiari : .....

"the thing" : Noun : when a woman causes her fake mammaries to discharge a large amount of energy and thereby not only dealing sufficient damage, but ensuring an undying joke for the ages to come.

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[20:48:40] Forceaus : A thing is that thing Forcie says in place of whatever he should be talking about because he watched too much Buffy the Vampire Slayer as a kid.

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[22:58:13 12/11/14] * The Nekromonga puts a birthday hat on A Corgi's head

[22:58:42 12/11/14] The Nekromonga : is it okay for dogs to eat birthday cake?

[22:58:44 12/11/14] * A Corgi is not adorning a birthday hat

[22:58:53 12/11/14] * A Corgi pants as it looks around for cake

[22:59:00 12/11/14] Forceaus : Forcewave couldn't think of anyone he knew that could likely manage all of this. Hell, most of the villains he knew were somewhat incompetent. Including the one that had previously possessed the body of the person he was discussing this crime spree with.

[22:59:06 12/11/14] A Corgi : Typically it's ill advised

[23:00:03 12/11/14] The Nekromonga : mkay.

[23:00:14 12/11/14] * The Nekromonga serves A Corgi a platter of spaghetti and meatballs instead

[23:00:36 12/11/14] * A Corgi is appeased by the promise of meat in the form of spheres

[22:28:14] @ Forceaus : If I can take classmates saying they want me dead, he can take that.

[22:28:21] Mike the Corgi joined the chat on Thu Nov 20, 2014 10:28 pm

[22:28:26] @ Chellizard : My staff knows when they're taking it too far. Trust me.

[22:28:34] @ Entei : I want you dead Force.

[22:28:38] @ Entei : In my basement <3

[22:28:42] * Mike the Corgi trots around

[22:28:52] @ Forceaus : Your basement is lame

[22:28:54] Drago-Morph : I dunno, that guy didn't seem to think so.

[22:28:54] * Chellizard pets the corgi

[22:29:27] @ Chellizard : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQDPuODPLDw

[22:29:36] @ Chellizard : my basement is not lame

[22:29:41] @ Chellizard : it's got a party corner

[22:30:08] @ Entei : aWWW SHIT STARBOMB

[22:30:11] Drago-Morph : I'm 99% certain my basement is full of mice.

[22:30:18] @ Chellizard : starbomb is my shit

[22:30:24] @ Forceaus : I once lived in a basement. There were spiders.

[22:30:42] * Mike the Corgi barks

[22:30:42] @ Entei : I once lived on a ship.

[22:30:43] @ Chellizard : when I lived in NC my gma's house had spiders

[22:30:51] @ Entei : Navy girls get really fucking pretty after about a month.

[22:30:51] @ Forceaus : Also it was cold

[22:32:27] @ Forceaus : I was also woken up every morning by yelling.

[22:32:33] Drago-Morph : .

[22:33:23] @ Forceaus : One of the neighbors used to yell at me about being on his lawn even though I was using the sidewalk.

[22:33:40] Drago-Morph : My brother tried to stab me to death 'bout two years ago. He got out of prison this week.

[22:33:44] Drago-Morph : Crazy times we live in, man.

[22:34:02] @ Entei : I once came inside a girl.

[22:34:14] @ Entei : Crazy times

[22:34:16] @ Forceaus : Do you mind? I'm trying to tell a sob story that may or may not be true.

[22:34:40] @ Chellizard : Rofl.

[22:34:48] @ Chellizard : That is scary, Entei

[22:34:58] Drago-Morph : I'm sorry, I thought this was a group sob story sharing moment.

[22:35:15] @ Forceaus : If I wanted to hear your life story, I'd....I don.t

[22:35:18] @ Forceaus : *don't

[22:35:18] @ Mike the Corgi : I once made out with a boy

[22:35:24] @ Mike the Corgi : It was scary

[22:36:03] Drago-Morph : I think my dad had a stroke cuz of all the drugs he was taking, no one's sure.

[22:36:13] @ Forceaus : Valky once said if I ever fly out to wherever the hell she lives, we can have a 3-way.

[22:36:29] @ Entei : Me you and Valky Force? Hot.

[22:36:42] @ Chellizard : Ayyy

[22:36:48] @ Forceaus : You're her husband?

[22:36:52] @ Forceaus : Dafuq?

[22:36:56] @ Chellizard : her husband must be a cool guy

[22:36:59] @ Entei : I'll pretend if you do.

[22:36:59] @ Forceaus : Tell her to get on.

[22:37:43] @ Forceaus : She said she'd tell him right before we got started so he'd still be surprised when it starts.

[22:38:06] @ Entei : So...four way?

[22:38:11] @ Entei : Run the elongated train?

[22:38:20] @ Entei : Extra high Eiffel tower

[22:38:26] @ Forceaus : She also told me what love is. A cheap hooker.

[22:38:42] @ Black Magic : .

[22:39:21] @ Chellizard : lol good lord

[22:39:49] @ Forceaus : Everything I said was true. That's the best part.

[22:41:09] @ Chellizard : i believe it

[22:41:12] @ Chellizard : Charlotte is hilarious

[22:41:17] Entei has logged off the chat on Thu Nov 20, 2014 10:41 pm

[22:41:37] Raikou joined the chat on Thu Nov 20, 2014 10:41 pm

[22:42:12] @ Black Magic : I want a Teemo.

[22:42:21] @ Forceaus : No

[22:42:32] Entei joined the chat on Thu Nov 20, 2014 10:42 pm

[22:42:42] @ Entei : Fuck

[22:42:47] @ Entei : I can't kick my other account..

[22:42:47] @ Chellizard : what

[22:42:51] @ Mike the Corgi : .

[22:42:59] @ Chellizard : cause you're technically in the admin group

[22:43:02] @ Chellizard : but not at the same time

[22:43:05] @ Chellizard : does that make sense?

[22:43:18] @ Entei : I know whyyyy

[22:43:18] @ Mike the Corgi : No matter how much I scream, my mod level will not increase

[22:43:22] @ Mike the Corgi : DBZ is bullshit

[22:43:23] @ Entei : I just remembered that I can't.

[22:43:32] @ Chellizard : rofl Pat

[22:43:40] @ Forceaus : Power levels are bullshit

[22:43:54] @ Chellizard : k gonna post

[22:43:59] @ Mike the Corgi : This is what I get for drinking

[22:44:04] @ Forceaus : Also if that 3-way is going to be a 4-way, the 4th is going to be some random chick I pick up/kidnap on the way there.

[22:44:04] @ Chellizard : i have a good buzz now

[22:44:28] @ Forceaus : Drunk posting is rad.

[22:45:16] @ Entei : Look, forcie.

[22:45:17] @ Mike the Corgi : I will so drunk ooist for Chelle

[22:45:19] @ Entei : I'm gonna be ther.

[22:45:20] @ Mike the Corgi : and drunk post

[22:45:22] @ Entei : This is happeneing

[22:45:28] @ Entei : We're gonna bond.

[22:45:30] @ Forceaus : You can watch

[22:45:30] @ Entei : So fucking hard

[22:45:58] Black Magic has logged off the chat on Thu Nov 20, 2014 10:45 pm

[22:46:07] @ Chellizard : Entei

[22:46:11] @ Chellizard : you are prolly gonna love this post.

[22:46:16] @ Chellizard : i hope so, at least.

[22:46:28] @ Chellizard : it's gonna be a bit shorter than intended, but get ready.

[22:46:36] @ Entei : 0.o

[22:46:43] @ Entei : Kangaroo handjobs?

[22:46:44] shamanman joined the chat on Thu Nov 20, 2014 10:46 pm

[22:46:51] @ Forceaus : Valky is mai luv <3

[22:46:53] @ Mike the Corgi : Thios Alpha post will be my best Alpha post

[22:46:57] shamanman : I want kangaroo mewy

[22:47:09] @ Chellizard : entei

[22:47:10] @ Chellizard : oh

[22:47:12] @ Chellizard : edit your post

[22:47:16] shamanman : *meat

[22:47:22] @ Entei : Why..?

[22:47:27] @ Chellizard : it's more like a golf cart

[22:47:38] @ Entei : Oh.

[22:47:39] @ Chellizard : and the airstrip is on the manor grounds

[22:47:39] Drago-Morph : .

[22:47:39] @ Entei : Okay

[22:48:43] @ Chellizard : the air strip is on the grounds

[22:48:45] @ Entei : I edited car into vehicle

[22:49:03] @ Mike the Corgi : The air shouldn't strip, that dirty whore.

[22:50:11] @ Forceaus : Are more cameo posts required?

[22:50:50] @ Chellizard : soon Forcie so yea

[22:50:53] @ Chellizard : technically

[22:51:03] @ Mike the Corgi : Topic needs a cameo of Tyukis best uncle

[22:51:04] @ Chellizard : lemme make the Chelle/tyuki post as well this one and then we'll be good

[22:51:07] @ Mike the Corgi : Brandon

[22:51:17] Black Magic joined the chat on Thu Nov 20, 2014 10:51 pm

[22:51:31] @ Forceaus : If not I was going to edit mine to have them fighting an army of mutated centipedes while on the plane.

[22:52:16] @ Chellizard : haha

[22:52:28] @ Chellizard : Nate's gonna show up, so if Brandon wants to come, he can too. ROFL.

[22:52:36] @ Chellizard : Entei has a bigger family than he bargained for.

[22:52:54] @ Mike the Corgi : Yupp, Brandon and Aaron will be there.

[22:53:23] @ Entei : Entei is now the most connected character.

[22:53:46] @ Mike the Corgi : When I get my 6th slot, might bring back the bricky idiot

[22:54:14] @ Forceaus : 6 degrees of Entei

[22:54:37] @ Chellizard : 50 shades of Forcie

[22:54:58] @ Mike the Corgi : 50 shades of Tyuki

[22:55:01] @ Chellizard : [ i tihnk this is quote thread appropriate ]

[22:55:10] @ Forceaus : It's been that for a while

[02:21:47 24/11/14] The Nekromonga : Danger is the one who knocks. *Heisenburg voice*

[02:22:02 24/11/14] @ Danger : I am the Danger

[01:59:09] Doc : I'm a hovering hentai nightmare

This needs no context

Ryan Lester wrote:[01:59:09] Doc : I'm a hovering hentai nightmare

This needs no context

doc is vel'koz

And a hovering hentai nightmare

[00:51:40] The Nekromonga : I DEMAND A CHOCOLATE JACUZZI

[00:51:46] @ Odien : There isn't.

[00:52:08] The Nekromonga : in the Prodigy tower

[00:52:34] The Nekromonga : or failing that a chocolate fountain operating around the clock

[00:52:37] Bonjove : Tower? I though it was a space station?

[00:52:58] Bonjove : So is my modification a go then?

[00:53:01] @ Entei : Denied.

[00:53:15] @ Odien : Making this up, Bonjove.

[00:53:55] The Nekromonga : it'll just be some kind of multi-bedroom flat with a large central gaming room

[00:54:00] @ Odien : As founder and former CEO I remain strict on my position on the space base.

[00:54:21] The Nekromonga : instead of training or developing strategy we'll play Smash Bros all day

[00:54:22] @ Odien : Well, that specific base.

[00:54:37] Bonjove : Denied?

[00:54:53] @ Entei : Denied for chocolate jacuzzi

[00:56:17] @ Odien : Denied for denial.

[00:56:27] @ Odien : It's the first stage.

[00:56:39] CainVulsore : fudge smash bros I'ma play ORAS

[00:57:45] @ Odien : Fudge ORAS I'ma play you

[00:59:11] CainVulsore :

[23:01:43] The Nekromonga : Achievements

[23:01:55] The Nekromonga : Diana: Hogtied Elaine and took her hat.

[23:04:17] Doc : O__O

[23:04:32] Doc : Sounds like "I had a date with Death" achievement

[16:45:50 29/11/14] Artemis : Natalia is the oppisite you are looking for XD

[16:46:00 29/11/14] Doc : Depends

[16:46:11 29/11/14] Doc : Who the fuck is Natalia?

[19:55:10] @ Entei : I'm going to fucking murder someone if one more god damn rogue jumps me

[20:05:34] One More God Damn Rogue joined the chat on Sat Nov 29, 2014 8:05 pm

[20:05:40] * One More God Damn Rogue jumps Entei

[20:05:46] One More God Damn Rogue has logged off the chat on Sat Nov 29, 2014 8:05 pm