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lol, I thought he was a rapist...? XD I've missed this place...

Get Katy and Keres too.

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Oh gawd... rapist ninjas...

This is an old one... Its funny now, I saved it back then because I thought it was breaking the rules. We're discussing Wolf's character who "watches" Earth, but decides to randomly blast my character with a beam of laser energy from a base on Mars. The base is on Mars, remember.

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[14:04:11] Sul-Fury : I highly doubt it
[14:04:14] WhiteShadow : Wolf, this isn't really what a Watcher does is it? Blast some random hurt superhuman to kingdom come?
[14:04:24] Wolf : not usually
[14:04:33] Wolf : I'm bored
[14:04:43] Sul-Fury : Hes the warrior prick they sent to screw earth up because its april fools day
[14:04:43] WhiteShadow : and in any case, it isn't really a good way for our characters to meet
[14:04:59] Sul-Fury : :p
[14:05:02] Wolf : look i'm bored he is there I acted
[14:05:23] WhiteShadow : Delete your post and I will start a topic for us to meet ok?
[14:05:33] Sul-Fury : xD
[14:05:40] Wolf : look i don't have very good people skills ok I am doing my best to meet someone I'm not good at walking up and saying hi lol
[14:06:03] Wolf : ...a blast from the sky to attack his enemy says hey nice to meet ya
[14:06:26] Sul-Fury : Depends if its a friendly blast
[14:06:41] Wolf : not friendly to his enemy
[14:06:46] WhiteShadow : Infact, we can just meet during our current RP, Miday Massacre
[14:06:52] Sul-Fury : xD
[14:07:02] Sul-Fury : I say you nuke nuke. and not my char. :p
[14:07:15] Wolf : your fighting in there and the people your fighting aren't posting
[14:07:37] Sul-Fury : hmm
[14:07:38] WhiteShadow : You're already there and Voltron isn't actually involving himself in the fight with Soap. He's just sending minions
[14:07:42] Wolf : I guess i could make a new one...but how does a intergalactic watcher make friends with a evil robot
[14:08:15] Wolf : ...and I want to see how Sul escapes my beam
[14:08:38] Sul-Fury : You miss. :p
[14:08:45] Wolf : but ok I'll remove it
[14:09:06] Wolf : hmm your on a building..with a beam falling down from space....even if you jump the beam will hit the building
[14:09:15] Sul-Fury : No, im not dodging
[14:09:22] Sul-Fury : You just cant predict where I'll be in 4mins
[14:09:23] Wolf : the building will...well BOOM and your near it
[14:09:26] Sul-Fury : You can guess, but you wont know.
[14:09:37] Wolf : it's faster than 4 mins i say 1
[14:10:01] Sul-Fury : Your beams go faster than teh speed of light?
[14:10:08] Sul-Fury : What are they made out of, if not light?
[14:10:09] Wolf : maybe 1 and a half....
[14:10:16] WhiteShadow : Isn't physics against you on that one?
[14:10:24] Wolf : energy ok I'll tell you physics
[14:10:26] Sul-Fury : I told him that
[14:10:32] Sul-Fury : he said if theres more energy behind the blast, it goes faster
[14:11:12] WhiteShadow : If Wolf goes ahead with his beam Physics will sue his ass
[14:11:19] Wolf : first of all the more energy put into something the faster it goes from mars to earth at high energy could reach it's point in say 2 minutes minimum 3 minutes tops it burns energy faster bt that is why you calculate for the travel
[14:11:47] Sul-Fury : Light cannot go faster than the speed of light.
[14:11:51] Sul-Fury : Thats why its... Light.
[14:12:07] Wolf : and since Nimbuians are 10,000 years more advanced I'm sure they have there way and if I knew that way I would be 10,000 years more advanced than u
[14:12:26] Wolf : ...right now i got the attention span of a gold fish
[14:12:36] WhiteShadow : .....I don't think he's getting this.
[14:12:47] WhiteShadow : YOU CAN'T DEFY PHYSICS FOO
[14:13:01] Sul-Fury : He says technology can defy physics
[14:13:03] Wolf : ya ur tryiong to control how fast my beam travels to suit yourself
[14:13:15] Sul-Fury : In which case, he'd have to consult that with the mods because thats what we call in the real world, OP.
[14:13:28] WhiteShadow : in 100,000 years I doubt we will be able to defy phyics in the slightest
[14:13:39] Wolf : 4 miinutes you could be 6 blocks away
[14:14:01] Sul-Fury : exactly
[14:14:13] Sul-Fury : So your beam is only useful for stationary targets.
[14:14:15] WhiteShadow : In the state he's in I'm not sure he could get six steps away....
[14:14:49] Wolf : which is why I put it at such a high ahead technology
[14:15:47] Sul-Fury : In the rules, it says you have to be specific when you give the details of your powers
[14:16:05] Wolf : Me and slam spoke of it already
[14:16:09] Sul-Fury : When you said you made a station, the app that the moderators approved, said it was a station. Not one that could deny the laws of Physics, which in most cases, is denied.
[14:16:36] Sul-Fury : Well hell, why not just make the beam Instant? That way nobody will stand a chance.
[14:16:40] Sul-Fury : yay
[14:16:43] Wolf : thats cheating
[14:16:51] Wolf : a minute and a half is 2 posts
[14:16:52] Sul-Fury : Thats what Im trying to tell you
[14:17:15] Wolf : think of it we got people with 6 speed who could be on the other side of the planet
[14:17:15] Sul-Fury : Its cheating to abuse the laws of physics, when you never specified that your base could
[14:17:26] Sul-Fury : So assuming your base cant abuse the laws of physics, it takes 4 minutes
[14:17:28] Wolf : people who could take the beam head on without taking damage
[14:17:51] Wolf : I am working my own fairness in it a minute and a half is plenty for people to react
[14:18:10] Sul-Fury : Not really.
[14:18:14] Sul-Fury : You made the station on Mars, not me.
[14:18:19] Sul-Fury : So thats your own fault
[14:18:42] Wolf : and slam already said from Mars to earth with high energy could reach earth quickly
[14:18:51] WhiteShadow : I would have made it on the moon....closer
[14:18:59] Sul-Fury : It can. 4mins is pretty quick
[14:19:11] Wolf : a minute and a half is plenty of time..I could put a homing on it so the beam follows you everywhere
[14:19:27] WhiteShadow : what?
[14:19:28] Sul-Fury : You can bend light too?
[14:19:31] Sul-Fury : loooool
[14:19:43] Wolf : no I was thinking Some kind of missiles
[14:19:48] Sul-Fury : Again, breaking the laws of physics, which you never posted taht you could
[14:20:03] Sul-Fury : Oh missiles, those take LONGER.
[14:20:09] Sul-Fury : That'll take hours to reach earth
[14:20:15] Sul-Fury : or maybe a week
[14:20:22] Wolf : the rod of god.... nah too much that itself could cause a crater the size of a nuke...so not that\
[14:21:05] Wolf : ya but if there homing missiles wouldn't really matter how long
[14:21:12] WhiteShadow : Why not just fire a beam that kills everything everywhere?
[14:21:15] Sul-Fury : Yes they would.
[14:21:33] Sul-Fury : 1 week after me and Voltron fight, Volt wont even know I got hit by a missile. that'd just be you being an asshole.
[14:21:39] Wolf : why would I do that
[14:21:55] Wolf : lol kin da you kill me I get you back later
[14:22:08] Wolf : hey not a bad idea set it up as a revenge when he is killed
[14:22:15] Sul-Fury : I killed you? :p
[14:22:25] Wolf : no just kinda a idea
[14:22:33] Sul-Fury : I c
[14:23:19] Sul-Fury : Well every beam is gonna miss me, unless youre trying to kill all of us. Including Voltron. he wont see you as friendly either way.
[14:23:32] Sul-Fury : if you destroy teh building, taht is
[14:23:59] Sul-Fury : Even if you destroy teh building, Blackout can fly and we'll lololol as volt falls 23 stories :p
[14:24:22] Wolf : look guys I'm not trying to cheat here I gave you plenty of time
[14:24:29] Sul-Fury : Plenty of time for what?
[14:24:45] Wolf : to move dodge get away jump leap flip run spin twirl
[14:24:54] Wolf : whatever you choose to do
[14:24:56] Sul-Fury : I dont have to dodge, im not gonna be there in 4 minutes.
[14:25:01] Sul-Fury : Its just gonna miss.
[14:25:22] Wolf : I don't plan on the main beam hitting you but the debris the shockwave the destruction of the hit is where the damage is
[14:25:35] Wolf : minute and a half
[14:25:44] Sul-Fury : Oh, well the shockwave will hit Volt too.
[14:25:53] WhiteShadow :
[14:26:09] Sul-Fury : And I'll need to talk to Slam and Viva about your laws of physic defying base :p
[14:26:19] Sul-Fury : Sending light faster than teh speed of... Light.
[14:26:45] Wolf : even at the speed of light it would be there way faster than 4 minutes
[14:26:55] Wolf : light is instantinious
[14:26:58] Sul-Fury : Says who?
[14:27:11] WhiteShadow : .......we need to have a talk
[14:27:11] Sul-Fury : (chuckle)
[14:27:15] Sul-Fury : Thats funny
[14:28:03] Wolf : from mars to earth at the speed of light ya less than 4 minutes
[14:29:01] Sul-Fury : says who?
[14:29:26] Wolf : science
[14:29:39] Wolf : who says it would take 4 minutes
[14:29:41] Sul-Fury : Are you science? Get me a reliable source.
[14:29:59] Sul-Fury : http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_light_years_away_is_Mars_from_Earth
[14:30:03] Wolf : am I science?
[14:30:26] Wolf : oh dude thanks I needed wiki opened now i can look something up
[14:31:13] Sul-Fury : Np :p
[14:31:18] Wolf : dsude we have to figure out space travel
[14:31:27] Wolf : ....light travel...wth did i get space
[14:31:46] WhiteShadow : oh and wolf, what do you do when mars turns away?
[14:32:01] Wolf : oh i use the weapons I have made here
[14:32:04] WhiteShadow : as mars spins, doesn't your lazer thing turn with it?
[14:32:24] Wolf : iventions..creations...monsters those things
[14:32:28] Sul-Fury : He can rotate mars. which will consequencely send it hurdling into the sun after a few days :p
[14:32:51] Wolf : I can't rotate mars
[14:32:52] WhiteShadow : HE CAN ROTATE MARS?!
[14:32:59] Sul-Fury : rofl I was joking
[14:33:10] Wolf : the power that would take is infanominal
[14:33:24] Sul-Fury : But youre 20,000 years more advanced. has to exist
[14:33:32] Wolf : 10,000
[14:33:36] Wolf : and thats technology
[14:34:03] Wolf : your speaking of moving one thing planet size to the point you want impossible
[14:34:04] WhiteShadow : Ok wolf, what do you do when the beam thing turns away from earth as mars does?
[14:34:10] Sul-Fury : Well, I gotta go for a little bit. Be back in a few hours.

Lol.

Are you science, Wolf? ARE you???

I liked the ending too. It sounded almost like Sul was answering for him.
"What are you gonna do when mars is turned away from the Earth?"
"...Be back in a few hours."

Oh Wolf, you and not understanding Physics, that will be missed.

[13:43:57] Sul-Fury : Alright
[13:43:58] @ Tobais Kado : consider it a "This is what happened" next chapter
[13:44:08] @ Tobais Kado : ending
[13:44:15] Sul-Fury : Can I take a guess?
[13:44:15] @ Nightkill : Shall we have Monk come and tell us?
[13:44:18] Sul-Fury : Of the next chapter
[13:44:34] @ Nightkill : "Here's what happened..." -Monk
[13:44:34] @ Tobais Kado : surrrrrre have fun
[13:44:42] @ Tobais Kado : you are free to do so
[13:44:59] @ Tobais Kado : lol night
[13:45:03] Sul-Fury : Government projects on Supers, attempting to capture any with powers by sending other Superpowered agents to hunt them.
[13:45:11] @ Nightkill : Shoot, let's even have "Previously on Lost- I mean SHRPG-"
[13:45:20] @ Tobais Kado : LOFUCKIN L
[13:45:33] Sul-Fury : Wut
[13:45:41] @ Nightkill :
[13:45:59] @ Tobais Kado : "I dont know what happened? Im lost." EXACTLY MUTHAFUCKA
[13:46:13] Sul-Fury : :O
[13:46:18] @ Nightkill : LOST is a show
[13:46:26] @ Tobais Kado : i kno
[13:46:32] Sul-Fury : Someone needs a slap if they dont.
[13:46:47] @ Tobais Kado : I was making a pun
[13:46:50] @ Nightkill : On other news, Transformers Prime is amazing
[13:47:01] @ Nightkill : In other other news, Nightmare should post
[13:47:06] @ Tobais Kado : apperantly my pun deserves a slap
[13:47:14] Sul-Fury : No, I got it.
[13:47:17] @ Nightkill : In other other other news, I'm about to start a cbox genocide
[13:47:20] Sul-Fury : It was funny, but not lol worthy.
[13:47:29] Nightmare has been kicked by Nightkill
[13:47:33] @ Tobais Kado : ahh
[13:47:34] Nightmare has joined the chat on Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:47 pm
[13:47:35] Sul-Fury has been kicked by Nightkill
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[13:47:36] Sul-Fury : I hate it when people Lol when they dont actually Lol.
[13:47:39] Sul-Fury : Yo mama.
[13:47:40] Nightmare : Um?
[13:47:49] @ Nightkill :
[13:47:57] @ Nightkill : You didn't sit on Santa's lap
[13:48:01] @ Nightkill : SIT!
[13:48:02] @ Tobais Kado : youvebenn nighkilled!
[13:48:04] @ Nightkill : SIT ON IT!
[13:48:09] Sul-Fury : o_O
[13:48:10] @ Nightkill : Lol, TK
[13:48:16] @ Tobais Kado : nightkill demands it
[13:48:25] Sul-Fury : T_T (sit)
[13:48:31] @ Nightkill : Good...
[13:48:44] * Nightkill watches Sul feel something entering
[13:48:50] @ Nightkill : It's entering your back door
[13:49:02] Nightmare : Um No?
[13:49:03] @ Tobais Kado : Rouges do it from behind
[13:49:11] @ Nightkill : Nonbelievers will be punished
[13:49:12] Sul-Fury : (rips one)
[13:49:16] @ Tobais Kado : rouges do it where the sun dont shine

[13:03:04] @ Nightkill : Anyway, I'm making my quest now
[13:03:05] @ Metis : Oh man, I'm an enforcer now.
[13:03:07] @ Nightkill : see ya
[13:03:11] @ Nightkill : Lol
[13:03:16] Metis has been kicked by Nightkill
[13:03:21] @ Nightkill : I CAN STILL DO THAT!
[13:03:23] @ Nightkill : YES!
[13:03:25] Metis has joined the chat on Sat Dec 11, 2010 1:03 pm
[13:03:30] @ Metis : I wonder if the commands are the same as Vbulletin
[13:03:30] Zane Hataro : Can you kick yourself?
[13:03:31] @ Nightkill : I'm the best around!
[13:03:38] nightkill has been kicked by Metis
[13:03:41] Nightkill is Disconnected on Sat Dec 11, 2010 1:03 pm
[13:03:41] @ Nightkill : Noone's ever gonna come and keep me down!
[13:03:41] Nightkill has joined the chat on Sat Dec 11, 2010 1:03 pm
[13:03:42] Nightkill has joined the chat on Sat Dec 11, 2010 1:03 pm
[13:03:45] @ Metis : looks like it
[13:03:49] @ Nightkill : Except her

FINALLY I got him

[00:27:23] Metis has been kicked by Nightkill
[00:27:27] Metis has joined the chat on Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:27 am
[00:27:29] @ Slamfist : Actually
[00:27:32] Moderator status withdrawn to nightkill by Tobais Kado
[00:27:32] @ Slamfist : Metis
[00:27:34] @ Nightkill : I'll abuse mine too
[00:27:35] Nightkill has been kicked by Tobais Kado
[00:27:35] @ Metis : I'll do my best to abuse it properly
[00:27:36] Nightkill is Disconnected on Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:27 am
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[00:27:36] @ Nightkill :
[00:27:37] @ Slamfist : Nightkill
[00:27:38] Nightkill has joined the chat on Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:27 am
[00:27:40] @ Nightkill : ...
[00:27:46] @ Nightkill : FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[00:27:48] Moderator status given to nightkill by Tobais Kado
[00:27:48] @ Slamfist : you both have app approving power now
[00:27:53] @ Tobais Kado : win
[00:28:10] @ Nightkill : WHAT?
[00:28:14] * Nightkill goes into shock

Congrats, you kicked the elusive Nightkill.

[13:36:07] Messages cleared by Tobais Kado
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[13:36:19] @ Nightkill : Here's a song I made as a flashback
[13:36:20] VivaLaCult is Disconnected on Sat Dec 11, 2010 1:36 pm
[13:36:40] @ Nightkill : My, my, this Nightkill guy
[13:36:48] VivaLaCult has joined the chat on Sat Dec 11, 2010 1:36 pm
[13:36:52] @ Nightkill : Might be admin someday later, but now he's just a small fry
[13:37:01] @ VivaLaCult : You gay
[13:37:05] @ Slamfist : Viva thinks you're too new to be mod Metis
[13:37:05] @ VivaLaCult : Come do me
[13:37:16] @ Nightkill : Left his room and kissed his computer hello
[13:37:21] @ Slamfist : sorry
[13:37:22] * VivaLaCult does Nightkill
[13:37:30] @ Nightkill : Said soon I'm gonna be a admin
[13:37:35] @ Nightkill :
[13:37:40] * Nightkill does Viva back
[13:37:46] @ VivaLaCult : Silly Nightkill

[08:53:42] WhiteShadow has been kicked by Nightkill
[08:53:46] @ Nightkill : I did it out of love
[08:53:55] @ Nightkill : And because I like screwing with him
[08:53:56] @ Nightkill :
[08:54:06] @ Nightkill : Alright, WS, get back online
[08:54:09] @ Nightkill : ...
[08:54:12] @ Nightkill : I'M SORRY!
[08:54:49] Nightkill has been kicked by Nightkill

[00:17:05 12/12/10] @ Tobais Kado : no a gay homosexual

[00:17:21 12/12/10] jbronze : A gay homosexual

[00:17:26 12/12/10] jbronze : Isnt that a double negative?

[00:17:31 12/12/10] jbronze : Doesnt that make him straight?