RED ALERT: Lost Mines of the Commonwealth

Description: This is a bad situation, heroes. The president has classified this as a class 3 meta-terrorist attack on the United States. I need every available hand on board with this because it’s a doozy.

The entirety of Boston, Massachusetts has been replaced by something that wouldn’t be out of place in middle earth. The culprit? Sources in ORB say the blame can be placed on none other than Eugene Benowitz. An… admittedly greasy individual with many, many issues.

ORB was in the middle of tracking down this individual due to his purchase of a few artifacts of an unknown mystical nature. This should’ve been dealt with days ago, but it seems that the team inside failed and one can only imagine what has happened since.

Nonetheless, it’s imperative that we stop Eugene from spreading this chaos to the rest of the state, and preferably bring back Boston itself. The last thing we need is Orcs invading New York City, or Dragons burning Millenium Park to ash.

Oh, I forgot to mention… Eugene doesn’t want superheroes or secret agents in his world. Any that try to enter the fantasy realm of Eugenia will find themselves forcibly ejected if they don’t put on their best LARP.

The Renne Faire came early heroes. Put your elf ears on.

I’m sorry Vorik.

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